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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:28 am |
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Ever had a lad offering you a trophy?
My love lad is just that guy 
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I work with my mother in her hairdressing salon and we will start school again in at the end of September.
My love, today we had played a football game and I marked a goal that I dedicated to your name on my shirt which was under my shirt right to prove in the world that I love you. |
Well, I want to see that proof  |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
             Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat
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theblob
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2010
Posts: 255
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:33 am |
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He sure set himself up for this one nicely... |
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Ento C
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Joined: 26 Jul 2010
Posts: 63
Location: The Promised Land
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:59 pm |
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Walked right into the fun. Hopefully you can find a flaw in the design and convince him to do it over  |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:35 pm |
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A t-shirt! How lovely. Of course after he sends you a nice pic, he'll just have to ship it to you, so you can have him closer to your heart.
Good luck bob!  |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:06 am |
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Jolanda received her request by loverboi
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I took it in our house and it is
the shirt that I had carried under my shirt to play. it
is writen "FOR YOU MY LOVE JOLANDA" on the shirt, do you see it very well?. NO
You see that in the picture I am not beautiful???
I am not beautiful but my love for you is very large
and very beautiful. |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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theblob
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2010
Posts: 255
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:04 am |
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Unacceptable, you can barely read it...
And how about a smile? |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:10 am |
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^ ^
Yeah and a bunch of flowers wouldn't be out of place. |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:34 am |
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Thanks for the ideas guys
I just send him this:
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I'm not pleased with the picture.
Do you expect me to put THAT on my night table?
Let me tell you why I'm not happy with the picture:
1) I can hardly see the text - Please make it more clear with a thick pen
2) You have no smile on your face - Please smile in the next picture
3) At least you could hold some flowers in your hand (a woman loves flowers)
This is not very romantic of you Linos, I need a romantic man who smiles and sends me flowers.
I hope you will correct this because I'm very dissapointed. I will tell your mother about it.
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His "mother" started to write to me and already calls me "her dauther"
Edit: correct typos |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:20 pm |
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On his knees! Yes, you want him smiling, holding flowers with a silly message on his shirt and kneeling in a public place next time.
Great autotrophy by the way. |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:01 pm |
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He could record himself singing a love song if he felt so inclined. Oh, and could he not buy you a cute little - no wait - BIG stuffed toy and hold it next to his heart to remind him of you? Like a kitten. Or a ickle puppy. Wiv a ickle pink heart he can tie round its neck ..
[img]http://www.eclecticdaydreams.com/dream/albums/userpics/10003/muttley.wav[/img] |
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Goat Tango Championships 2010 - Application Form
Smite! Smite! Smite! WOO HOO!
MY FIRST! YOWZAH!! SIZZLE!
@hris Madi Good measure press down shaken together running over shall men lay unto your bosom
Mrs L*g@d: Please don't make us look stupid in the face of our colleauges okay
Mr L*g@d: I will like you to know that we love you okay
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:05 pm |
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....with a diamond engagement ring of course. I mean your MIL is already calling you daughter so is he serious or just playing games? |
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Ento C
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Joined: 26 Jul 2010
Posts: 63
Location: The Promised Land
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Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:19 pm |
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Love it! Love the ideas for the 'better' shirt, and the flowers. How about some chocolates too? |
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I heart this game.
"if thats the way you will see i am for real then consider i am not for real thanks and you said you are a doctor may God forbid that from your mouth" - Lad Amos
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:30 pm |
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I think you all agree that another redo is in order...
Those "flowers" 
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Ok I send you the picture but about the smile I
had laugh much and when I did not laugh any more
the photographer had taken the picture |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:39 pm |
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^^^ I never get stuff like that.
Your kung fu is stronger than mine.
And about Nap Oleon's idea of the engagement ring- please, don´t settle for anything less than a Hearts and Arrows cut diamond.
You owe it to yourself. |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:33 am |
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What would be the equivalent of the suggested 2 months salary to spend on a diamond? |
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Master of Puppets
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Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:34 am |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:27 am |
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And are those PLASTIC flowers???? Surely the guy has to get some real ones! It might be the 21st Century, but plastic flowers are NOT romantic! |
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theblob
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2010
Posts: 255
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:17 am |
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Great work, bobdemol!
I would love to see him in a more fancy outfit, with a suit on a tie on. And of course not to forget a proper flower bouquet or some other proof of his undying love for Jolanda.
Also, an actual smile.  |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:18 am |
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If he was courting me, I would be furious to see such a five o' clock shade on my future husband! Didn't he actually mean all those sweet words he wrote? Were they jusy empty?  |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:36 am |
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Fartina I think the 2 mos salary will be about 2 dollars.
Dane-- that shadow is the new "shabby chic" you see it EVERYWHERE..
in TV adverts, shows, movies, and has filtered down to the common man
gotta agree, plastic flowers??? time to sacrifice a 3rd shirt...hehe |
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I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
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The Daltons
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Joined: 17 Mar 2010
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:14 am |
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Also, he could stuff a pair of socks down his pants. His erotic capital doesn't look too convincing ;-P |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:41 am |
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@Fartina, Brainiac- my bad! I thought it was a 'trunk box' redirected to a 'romance'. 
I´ve just reread the OP more carefully and see the lad and I have something in common.
We both of us watched Iniesta's goal in the WC final. |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:08 pm |
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plastic flowers?? WTF??? Does your love mean so little that he thinks he can get any old rubbish out of the garbage skip? Or perhaps they're his mother's that she threw out when he dragged them in to her for Mother's Day. Cheapskate.
Fresh flowers. Lots. Next to his heart. Why is he holding them as though he's ashamed his mates will see him and laugh ... 
And hey! Same trousers! Have they been washed??
This thread is the best laugh ever .. hahahahaa!!! Great work, bobdemol!! |
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Goat Tango Championships 2010 - Application Form
Smite! Smite! Smite! WOO HOO!
MY FIRST! YOWZAH!! SIZZLE!
@hris Madi Good measure press down shaken together running over shall men lay unto your bosom
Mrs L*g@d: Please don't make us look stupid in the face of our colleauges okay
Mr L*g@d: I will like you to know that we love you okay |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:57 pm |
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^^^^^^^^^Thanks all!
Don't worry, he received a major slap from Jolanda who's furious and questioning his love.
Jolanda did mention the trousers and also asked if he's changing underwear on a daily basis
I'll post the slap and his reply if it turns out post worthy |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:53 pm |
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http://www.kiniki.com/shop/section.php?xSec=7
- lad needs to look this appealing to get my attention.
However slapping your lad might be fun but how many magas could he pull as he is? Perhaps he should be encouraged to think himself irresistable to western women. |
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