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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:18 pm |
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The Asparagus Kid safari'd from Accra to Lome to sell Bertie W00ster asparagus  but Bertie was unavoidably detained by the dastardly Mr G0mer and never turned up.
Now the Lad wasn't a happy camper and today started cursing Mr G0mer in chat, and he just won't let go.
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5:21 PM HENS: Guy u took all the information that you collected from me, as Mr Zhorick to Scam right?
5:23 PM You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ |
He also thinks Mr G0mer has stolen his scamming format and is using it to steal his jobs. I can't imagine how he got that idea. 
Most Lads, I find, are only good for one safari, but the Asparagus Kid is begging for more pain, so Mr G0mer sent him this message.
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LOOK G U KNOW DI SCORE
WE ALL PLAY DI GAME AND THERE IS WINNER AND LOOSER U KNOW THAT
MR W00STER WE HOLD IN LAGOS FOR RANSOM AND MY GUYS LOOK AFTER HIM WELL WELL
THIS IS MY CORNER BOYS
IF THEY DO GOOD JOB THEN CAN BE COLLECTION AGENTS FOR US
THIS IS CAPITALISM REWARD FOR SUCCESS
UR FORMAT IS PART OF OUR JOBS THIS IS HOW WE WORK
THIS IS SERIUS BUSINES AND NO PLACE FOR GIRL GIDES OKAY
IT IS ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL - THIS IS MOTTO FOR MAKING MONEY
JOIN OR GO UR WAY
ONE LOVE
MR G0MER |
I just had to use that photo in a bait - a couple of Nigerian gang bangers who think lowering your pants is cool and finishing with the Three Musketeers motto just seemed so right.
This is for laughs, but if I snag him a second time - oh the pain
Shouldn't Abbott and Costello be showing the same signs ? That's how we know they're G0merBoyz. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:39 pm |
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Onward to another safari, Gomer. Hilarious! |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:23 pm |
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He's rumbled me - sort of.
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HENS: r u there?
guy talk to me
u created this email i know, so talk to me
Sent at 10:14 PM on Saturday |
He sent this chart to Bertie W00ster so he must suspect that he was duped all along, but by another Lad but let's still try running with fairy story #1 for as long as I can, though I have a fall back fairy story #2 if that fails.
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BERTIE W00STER GAVE UP THIS BOX TO ME EASY OKAY
THIS IS HOW WE WORK
U DONT GET IT GUY DO U |
This is my way of saying 'explain what you think is going on to me' and if I think it's funny, I'll run with it. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:59 am |
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I'm only half busted. He still thinks I'm a Lad, so that gives me wriggle room.
He sent this chat to Bertie's mailbox.
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HENS: my guy i have wooster box and email address
i have been in many countries
i am not a small boy is this game
i think u see my back up to show u what i'm upto
u created the box to write to me
i know those game
forget
i don't want to mess the job up, because to get client is not so easy
so i want u to understand it that way
do not think u are too wise |
Getting duped has clearly irked him and he's drawn like a moth to the flame. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:13 am |
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Music to mine ears, if it were only true!
Mr Gomer must get all the clients himself!! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:20 am |
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Why oh why did their mother ever stop dressing them? They're clearly not up to it themselves.... |
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