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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:35 am |
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I found a book called Peacocks and Commas, a collection of competitions for readers of the Spectator, and one of them was a challenge to create some truly nauseating feasts.
Mint Bloater Soup
Donkey Liver Mousse with Butterscotch Sauce
Sow's Udders in Aspic with Whelk Fritters
Liquorice Potatoes and Crystallised Sprouts
Parsnip Porridge
Goat's Kidneys in Marmalade
Camembert and Rhubarb Waffles
Sardine Shortbread
Mentholated Coffee
Or then there's...
Hors d'Oeuvre Maison
Whelks, Pontefract cakes, boiled liver and fresh ants' eggsin a chilled puree of swede
Baleine a l'Ecossaise
Whale brains in whiske sauce
Porc Tartare
Served with roast banana skins, pickled fudge and crushed Horlicks tablets.
Coupe Royale
Tomato icecream topped with anchovies, garlic, tea-leaves, salted garlic and creme de menthe
Cafe Minceur
A blend of coffee, alcohol-free lager and carrot juice
Bon-bons Surprise
Chocolate coated oysters |
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rocknrollnobody
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2010
Posts: 154
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:53 am |
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I'm hungry...
Especially for Goat Kidney's in Marmalade... |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:47 am |
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Those sound like the kind of dishes that Heston Blumenthal would have on the menu.
I quite like the thought of camembert and rhubarb waffles though - two of my favourite foods combined. |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:45 pm |
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Mint Bloater Soup 
Donkey Liver Mousse with Butterscotch Sauce
Sow's Udders in Aspic with Whelk Fritters
Liquorice Potatoes and Crystallised Sprouts
Parsnip Porridge
Goat's Kidneys in Marmalade
Camembert and Rhubarb Waffles .. OOOOOH now that sounds nice. 
Sardine Shortbread
Mentholated Coffee
Or then there's...
Hors d'Oeuvre Maison
Whelks, Pontefract cakes, boiled liver and fresh ants' eggsin a chilled puree of swede
Baleine a l'Ecossaise
Whale brains in whiske sauce
Porc Tartare
Served with roast banana skins, pickled fudge and crushed Horlicks tablets.
Coupe Royale
Tomato icecream topped with anchovies, garlic, tea-leaves, salted garlic and creme de menthe
Cafe Minceur
A blend of coffee, alcohol-free lager and carrot juice
Bon-bons Surprise
Chocolate coated oysters
OK so one out of fifteen ain't so bad.  ewwwww .. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:32 pm |
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Mugu balls with Shitto sauce, om nom nom.
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:21 pm |
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Where is the vegemite with anchovies and avocado on toast?
Well?
And everyone knows you cook sows udder in Guinness, served with slow roasted cruibeens. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:52 pm |
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No Mountain Oysters? |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:18 am |
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A colleague mentioned her husband's boyhood treat - 'cheese maggots'. Maggots that are fed on cheese then eaten. Apparently they 'pop in the mouth'. |
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