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Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 50

I keep getting this lad's emails with titles like:

"ARE YOU DEAD"
"REPLY IF YOU ARE ALIVE"
"PLEASE CONFIRM YOURE DEAD"

I keep replying telling him I'm alive and I get this:

Quote:

Be informed that the power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of a throat cancer. Please confirm if you are dead or alive

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:06 am

Mention that if you were dead how could you be replying to the email .. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:45 am

I had one of those going for months, after I convinced him I was dead for sure, and my mail was being delivered to the cemetery

He never questioned it, kept sending me bank accounts and all, silly lad.

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:30 am

I had one of these once.
He said that he had tried to contact me a few weeks ago and needed to know if I was dead.

I told him that I was indeed dead, but due to the heat down here in Hell, it keeps messing up Satan's broadband connection, thus the reason I didn't reply to him earlier.

He didn't reply back.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 50

maybe I'll try and be dead. Obviously telling him I'm alive isn't really what he's looking for Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:51 pm

Dear lad,

Yes, I am very much dead. I was hit by a semi-trunk after finding out that I was going to die of cancer. I was rushed back to the hospital where I was pronounced dead and a nurse did CPR on me and I left the hospital with my dead certificate in hand. It is now hanging on my wall over my bed.

Sincerely,

KokoDk's baiting character.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:40 am

Tell him you would really like to work this whole thing out with him, but you are better off dead. Your relatives are hovering around your bedside, and their waiting for your huge inheritance to each of them is causing them to suffer anguished fits of impoverishments. If he wants to help you, he must act fast! before one of them decides to hasten your demise. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:59 am

search this board for the word "demons" in notes posted by me, Bruin. I had a long bait going last summer involving a deceased victim, his executor, his banker, and various demonic entities...

Bruin

Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:57 pm

I've been dead for a while now and threatened my lad that I would haunt him if anything went wrong with the deal.
He dropped me Sad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 50

Sorry to necro a week old thread, but I broke through the "are you dead" script. Laughing

I sent this to the lad over a week ago:

Quote:

If I was dead, how would I be able to reply to this email! Of course I'm alive and don't have throat cancer.

And received this reply:

Quote:

I sincerely demand for your apology because I am not talking nonsense, I am only trying to do my job and to update the board directors tomorrow, that why I am using my PC at home. I have never received this kind of insult from any of my client, and I will not take likely from you if you didn’t send any apology for your insult. |

This guy is fun Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:37 am

^^^excellent! Now you have to demand an apology from him for insulting you.

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:39 am

You have a thin-skinned Lad there. Let him have it, and don't apologise.