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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:00 am

Ouch! Sounds like Joe is screwed, and not in a good way.

I don't know of anything more outrageous you can try, except to have Joe escape with the help of some Jesuit priests who smuggled him aboard their plane and got him back back home. And then say you converted to their church.

I don't know. Joe sounds pretty screwed.

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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:10 am

Oh boy.... Very Happy

Edit: Actually, your character sounds like the most unluckiest person on the planet. Everything goes wrong for him. Maybe play that card. And I mean, you are unlucky!!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:13 am

I'm not sure, but I think he wants to come see me.

Quote:

Brother as a Christ, We come by this letter to solicit near your famous person as a Christ, a request for your news because you have had for a few stopped days a partnership which bound us to you but we do not know why!
This being, we come nevertheless to take your news and to at the same time to state you that we are always in waiting of the favorable continuations of you because we know in heart and conscience that you are the creature worthy of God who likes his next like itself nevertheless!
Then how are you and that we is worth this silence of a few days?

Thing known as and made, we are also been willing you to meet, be-with-to say to come in your home country for a partnership, more profitable, more sincere and frank in forgiveness, sincerity, the frankness and the faith as a Christ, then are this possible for us that you say to offer this privilege to us!

We made the work of God, Christ, the Powerful Whole because of the love of next, then we would like that you meditate on this part of the New Testament which says:
Drawn from the Psalms,

[snipped several verses from Psalms, which were in the OLD Testament last time I looked].

Also in these words, we leave you and ask so that you think of us, our orphans and at the same time with the rehabilitation of our establishment but also with the schooling of these children, without forgetting those which are currently at the hospital!
God protects you!
Pastor Richard AKRE

I had to remind Richard that he is to send me pictures of the "stripped women" he mentioned his first email before I send him any more money (which he will never see). I ran my reply through Babelfish to French and back into English.

Quote:

Richard, How do you do it?

I am very concerned. I sent a total of $16 during the last ten days by intermediary of the post office and insisted on the fact that you employ to help the orphans. But the reading of your email carries out me to believe that you employ to support Christianity AFTER I EA EXPLICITLY KNOWN AS which I want no part of my contributions used to convert. I must be undoubtedly that money that I sent by no means will ever be employed to draw aside or to support Christianity or you will never see another nickel of me. Moreover, you said that you shelter the "orphans and women" stripped; and were enough good to send images of some orphans. However, you ever sent the photographs of the stripped women. Please dispatch these photographs and I will consider another contribution.

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

My daily WU receipt is off to Pastor Akre.

Let the torment commence.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:33 am

Hi Dwatina, I would like to answer that question. Is there a goal in mind
for my baits ? My needs are simple. This is what I want. I want to leave
a scammer with a scrambled brain. I want to leave them thinking that perhaps scamming is not an option. I'm hoping they will become an evangelist of sorts and spread the word that mailboxes are likely to be hacked, money is likely to be hijacked, and victims will run them ragged.
Hopefully they will talk to others and the rumor mill will do the rest.

Nowadays, as a member here at the site, I find myself hoping for opportunities to work with my fellow baiters in either massbaits or
co-baits. I know we won't wipe out scamming completely any more than a cop will eradicate all crime. I just want to have some fun throwing wrenches in the works of the scam community. 1 person can make a difference.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:17 pm

Bobtheelephant wrote:

Akre here totally massbaits himself.

Maybe we should make him "required material" for new baiters?

"Welcome to Eater! Read the stickies, get a mentor, browse Eater U, bait Richard Akre"

Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

I love it. He's like baiting with training wheels on.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:40 pm

@brainiac--it sounds like you and are alike in regards to our goals.

I've still got H@nk M@rtin going from a mass bait (the iDe@f one). He's not the original, but maybe the second or third one (he's from Nigeria). Anyway--I've been running him ragged and his bank accounts are getting closed left and right. And I've talked to him a half-dozen times on skype and it's been great. My only goal is to drive him totally insane for as long as I can.

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:50 am

Quote:

Brother as a Christ!
Excuse us for the delay with which you receive this message, but is right because here we had had to hold of the meetings of prayers, professions and special worship!
Thus, we at the edge of despair and sums are really tormented vis-a-vis the destiny which of announces tragic for these orphans that we lodge it there does not have; helps coming from in outside, causes for which you no received any of our messages up to that point, then God weighs his glory and his faith on you so that you include/understand us!
This being, we are with the regret to state to you that among the two children hospitalized for 20 Days now there has been one of them which is deceased this morning and there we are in the embarrassment and soaps what to make, then God will guide your heart so that you do something with respect to this misfortune which has just touched us!
To be also shorter and fast because there are formalities which we must finish filling with the mortuary, we leave you on these words by leaving you our regards, most cordial and which the Eternal God guides your steps!
Pastor AKRE

Well, shit. This is the second time I've had a kid of his die on me.

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:01 am

thrylos, so wait, let me get this straight, they make SOAP out of the deceased ??
@dwatina, yes, I guess our goal is the same. Scrambled=Insane.
Also the goal I'm sure of most other baiters when you stop to think about it. The basic element of nearly all baits is: "Drive 'em crazy."

There you have it.

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

I've continued to send him my one-a-day fake WU from a different account. His spam mails make him really vulnerable to that.

I also went back to my original bait and blamed him for the death of the child; it's his fault he hasn't filled out the TWAT apps for hundreds of thousands of dollars. My character has cancelled his check.

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:30 pm

My character wept to hear of the death of that child, refused to think about the soap connection and bewailed the rev´s reluctance to give me a bank account.
That orphan didn´t need to die. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:33 pm

^^^ The "good" pastor told me that one of the orphans had died as well. I also blamed him for it, and said my church could have sent money if he would have given us banking details. He still wants me to sneak money to him without my deacons knowing about it...

Edit: I had sent him this after that email about the death:

Quote:

Pastor @kre

You and your church are responsible for this senseless death. May the Lord God forgive you.

If you had set up a bank account like my deacons had asked, you would have had the money to save that poor orphan, and to alleviate the suffering of the others. My church and deacons have offered our help and our prayers, and you have rebuffed our monetary help by refusing to take 20 minutes out of your time to set up a bank account to which we could send you the money.

This unnecessary death is on your hands, Pastor Akre. I am praying to our Lord God for guidance, but right now I am very angry with you.

P@stor Giles