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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:39 am

This mess is what happens when a lad is too tight to buy a format Laughing

Quote:

RE: TI IS A PLEASURE TO CONTACT YOU NOW

FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER BEN GOLD
TI IS A PLEASURE TO CONTACT YOU NOW WITH THIS INFORMTION IN MY COUNTRY.

IAM PROFESSOR UMARH ABUBAKAR SECRTARY GENERAL TO THE FORMER PRESIDENT YARADU.

WE DISCOVER THAT THE MONEY MENT FOR PEOPLE FROM THE NIGER DELTA ON THE
GROUNDS OF SETTLE WAS TRANSFER TO BANK IN SPAIN.

THE PERSONAL LAWYER HONOURBLE BEN GOLD AND I SECRTARY UMARH ABUBAKAR HAS
AGREED TO TRANSFER THE INVOVLED AMOUNT TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT.

OVER THIS ISSUE SOME SENATES AND MINISTERS HAS BEEN DISSMLSSED AND SINCE
WE DONT WANT FRUDULENT ACTIVITIES WE DECIDED TO A FORIEGN ACCOUNT TO AVOLD
EXSPOSURE.NOW THE SECRTARY GENERAL AND THE PERSONAL LAWYER HAS GONE ROM
ASO ROCK.

SO WE WANT YOU TO BE OF FORMAL USE TO US.BY SENDIND THE INVOLVED ACCUNT
NOMBER TO THIS E-MAIL [email protected] SO WE CAN MAKE
THE PROPER TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY IN TIME,

ON BEHALF OF MY COLLUGES WE ARE EXPECTING YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE.

SINCERELY.

BARRISTER BEN GOLD

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

I fail to see anything wrong with this format. Actually I find it very convincing, mail sent! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:57 am

Are we declaring open season on this muppet Jason?

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:36 am

yeah sunshine, why not. the more the merrier, lets see if his replies are just as bad

NOTE that the email was EXACTLY the way I received it, nothing was edited or added

If anyone wants the full headers just ask

I really want to know what condition an "ACCUNT" is Shocked

It sounds painfull. I can just see the "your momas toto" insults forming in peoples heads Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:17 am

It's an excellent format, and it should be successful with baiters, so he can appreciate its excellence and share it around. Smile

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:07 pm

Miss. Eva has contacted him with an offer. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:51 pm

^^ as had Bodil Joensen (a former countryman of yours Koko Smile

)

Helloings Barrister

Quote:

I am the most interest in you mail and so for make for help of you. I has money that make for transfer from Mr Lamido Sanusi from Nigeria and Spain and it not arrives but I can has make many payment of total $8500 to Nigeria and not a single cent do I see! Most annoyed! You can be make the fixings so payment do come?

You have a thankings

Many kisses!

Bodil Joensen

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:47 pm

Quote:

FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER BEN GOLD

Where he always tries to Spamalot ...
No lets not go there .. it is a silly place.

'ROM ASO ROCK'
(Aso Rock is a large outcrop that is on the outskirts of Abuja, the capital of Nigeria. )

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:54 am

Hey it's not HIS FAULT there are some defective and/or missing
keys on the keyboard. We should massbait him because the format
is soooooo convincing. Oh yeah, and heartfelt. Twisted Evil

I went back and reread to make sure. Please NOBODY correct him.
He mentioned NO money amount of any kind. I'm going with
"Got your e-mail, how can I help?"

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

have not done a mass bait in a while.
im going to try out my brand new victim. J0s3ph P1ckl3bottom

im in Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:40 am

Eccentric retired army officer Bobby Lulzworthy is in Very Happy

He was once stationed in the Niger Delta, you know...

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Apr 2010 Posts: 160

Maybe it's a tad off topic here but why do so many lads write in CAPITALS ? Do they genuinely think it's far more readable that way?

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:56 pm

Nobody rightly knows, it's perhaps an attempt to sound more formal. I guess they may have issues with lower case letters due to lack of recognition of the Alphabet, when English is not their first language.
- Lack of knowledge about computer etiquette.
- Just happened to hit CAPS LOCK.
- Because they are semi-literate and quite insane. Smile

This is mainly why I set up the scammer genus page, to try to discover why lads do what they do.

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:30 pm

Anybody heard back from our lad?

I rather suspect he's forgotten how to turn the computer on Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:35 pm

I'm in.

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:52 pm

sent response.

Offtopic but, I've always woundered why barristers write everything in bold and underlined. Rolling Eyes

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Lawrence has responded with his interest.

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Quote:

Thanks for your mail Well noted,
What i need form now Is to send to me your Account number phone and Fax Nunber.

And be informing we request you to forward to us a copy of your ID CARD of any type to use for obtainment of one or two document to back you up for a successful transaction.

Soon we receive the requested ID CARD we shall proceed to court to obtain the required document to back up the transfer of the funds.

Thanks,

Barrister Ben Gold.

His second script? Not much better than his first.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:48 am

I'm in as well:

Quote:

Dear Professor Babar,

I read your heartfelt letter with great interest and am keen to help. Though at 92 years of Age (Are you 92? I am), I am living in a retirement village. I have said more than once that banks are the spawn of Satan, this letter goes a long way to prove it

How can I help?

Albert

Let's see if he bites, after all, his letter was SO heartfelt! Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:46 am

I seem to have a few baits dry up over the past week so I'm in.

Quote:

DEAR BEN GOLD

THANKYOU FOR YOUR LETTER. I AM INTERESTED IN YOUR OFFER IF IT IS
LEGAL. I DONT WANT TO BREAK THE LAW YOU KNOW. PLEASE TELL ME MORE
ABOUT HOW THIS BUSINESS WORKS

YOURS REALLY TRULY
STU4RT REDM4N

I too can use all caps...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2005 Posts: 80

Thought I'd give him a small slap and make him do some work.

Dear Mr Barrister,

I am having trouble reading your email as I suffer from Retinosis Capitalensis and CANNOT READ WORDS WITH CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS.

Please can you resend your email in normal small writing so that I can read it without pain in my eyes

Many thanks

V1l3 Sm3gm4

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:11 am

I got this back:

Thanks for four mail my Good brdther Albert Fish this our business transaction Fund is well ttrust by the power of Good.
Mr Albert luke send to us your Account number vild calling phone were This money wll be transfed to in your country for my life investment.
Be informed that we need you to forward to us a copy of your ID CARD of any type to use for obtainment of one or two document to back you up for a successful transaction as a benificiary of this fund to avold exsposure because of new elected governments in my capital city.
We discover that the money ment for people from the nigr delta on the grounds of settle was transfed to bank in spain and now the new Presiden has been dissmlssed some senates and minsters my capital city now.
So we decided to transfer this money to your account for a good investment in your country
on behalf of my colluges we are expecting your positive response.

Thanks,

Barrister ben gold

Then I get my baits mixed up and tell him off for not using the queen's english:

Dear Mr (gentle) Ben,

I don't understand a lot of what you are writing. You young whippersnappers with your Mobile phone text talk, next please write in the queen's English. If you are representing her majesty you should use her language!

The Nurses here at the Retirement Centre (are you 92? I am!), have scanned my Retirement Village ID. I trust that will be suitable. And what happened to my money?

Albert

Seems the senility is contagious. Oh well, let's see what he makes of that? I also sent him a 5mb .dll file which blew out by half again when it arrived.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

he asked me for my photography so i sent him a picture i took of three hookers i had in my spa

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:59 am

Intriguingly, the email bounced. Seemed his email provider doesn't like .dll files renamed and rejected it. gonna have to find something sillier Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:32 am

Well I got this back, only difference is the good brdther's name. Could prove interesting if we mix them around at some stage...

Quote:

Thanks for four mail my Good brdther Anna Recksick this our business transaction Fund is well ttrust by the power of Good.
Mr redman luke send to us your Account number vild calling phone were This money wll be transfed to in your country for my life investment.
Be informed that we need you to forward to us a copy of your ID CARD of any type to use for obtainment of one or two document to back you up for a successful transaction as a benificiary of this fund to avold exsposure because of new elected governments in my capital city.

We discover that the money ment for people from the nigr delta on the grounds of settle was transfed to bank in spain and now the new Presiden has been dissmlssed some senates and minsters my capital city now.

So we decided to transfer this money to your account for a good investment in your country
on behalf of my colluges we are expecting your positive response.

Thanks,

Barrister ben gold