I just joined the todger club *NSFW pic links

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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:02 pm

I have a scammer write to me out of the blue after months, and just for the hell of it, I write back as Sabrina.

Now let me assure you, I've totally forgotten this bait, I have NO IDEA what it relates to, but am pretty certain it was some finance scam with lawyers and crap, but being Sabrina it turns to sex and sure enough I get some cock shots...

Just PERFECT for the cover of "Gay sex Quarterly" I've been working on

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:26 pm

Here's the chat, it's bizarre. Bolding is mine:

Quote:

Friday, 16 July, 2010
scammer is offline. (2:08 AM) You can send scammer an email
scammer (2:08 AM): hi

(Now bear in mind, this is months after the original bait, I can barely remember who he is)

Sabrina (2:08 AM): hello?

Scammer (2:08 AM): hw are u doing

(I decide to go with the story I'm using for another romance bait)

Scammer (2:09 AM): not well, Kathrin is in a medically induced coma.

Sabrina here trying to find out clues as to who almost killed her

Scammer (2:10 AM): so who is now talking

Sabrina (2:11 AM): I just said I'm sabrina. why? you got a problem with that???

Scammer (2:11 AM): sorry
Scammer (2:11 AM): no problem
Scammer (2:11 AM): so how is she doing right now
Scammer (2:12 AM): why did someone want to kill her
Scammer (2:12 AM): ?

Sabrina (2:12 AM): Wow, you're not ready what I'm telling you! She's in a medically induced coma! Someone broke into the farm and bashed her with a crowbar
Sabrina (2:13 AM): the farm's in the middle of nowhere, why would ANYONE wanna do that?

Scammer (2:13 AM): so sorry
Scammer (2:14 AM): tell am that am so sorry
Scammer (2:14 AM): and accpte my greeting from my heart

Sabrina (2:14 AM): they trashed the farm, stole her phone, laptop and plasma screen.

Scammer (2:15 AM): why would anybody want to do that
Scammer (2:15 AM): they are thif or what
Scammer (2:15 AM): ?

Sabrina (2:15 AM): junkies I'm guessing
Sabrina (2:15 AM): but so far out???

Scammer (2:16 AM): i think so too

Sabrina (2:16 AM): That's why I'm checking her emails to see if there's any clues I can pass on to police

Scammer (2:16 AM): ok

Sabrina (2:16 AM): the police are investigating, but due to the location they're not holding out much hope

Scammer (2:17 AM): greet her for me
Scammer (2:17 AM): ok

Sabrina (2:17 AM): sorry, who are you again??? (No, REALLY!)

Scammer (2:17 AM): take good care of her for me
Scammer (2:17 AM): am her friend
Scammer (2:17 AM): that she love something ago
Scammer (2:18 AM): before she fine another man in her life

Sabrina (2:18 AM): you guys were an item?

Scammer (2:18 AM): i live in nigeria

Sabrina (2:18 AM): and?
Sabrina (2:19 AM): I'm guessing that means you weren't involved in her bashing...

Scammer (2:20 AM): noting much
Scammer (2:20 AM): she said she is coming to africa

Sabrina (2:20 AM): never been to Nigeria, what's it like?

Scammer (2:21 AM): beautiful
Scammer (2:21 AM): nice

Sabrina (2:21 AM): sounds good, how's the sex? If it's good, I may save up for a trip (Now at this point, I'm just winding him up, I haven't decided to try for a todger trophy yet)

Scammer (2:22 AM): so tha all

Sabrina (2:22 AM): what? (No, REALLY!!! Wha???)

Scammer (2:22 AM): very well
Scammer (2:22 AM): sex
Scammer (2:22 AM): hot

Sabrina (2:22 AM): I'm Australian, 20 with big boobs. That's all I think about
Sabrina (2:23 AM): what do you guys think about in Nigeria?

Scammer (2:24 AM): like big ass
Scammer (2:24 AM): nice looking
Scammer (2:24 AM): now
Scammer (2:24 AM): can i see your new pics

Sabrina (2:24 AM): hmm, dunno. Lemme think about it.
Sabrina (2:24 AM): Can I see yours?
Sabrina (2:25 AM): fairs fair

Scammer (2:26 AM): that me
Scammer (2:26 AM): nothing much
Scammer (2:26 AM): for u

Sabrina (2:26 AM): tell you what, I'll send you a pic of my tits if you send me a pic of your cock. Can't say fairer than that 'ey guv!
Sabrina (2:27 AM): Otherwise have a nice night

Scammer (2:27 AM): do you see me
Scammer (2:28 AM): ?

Sabrina (2:28 AM): nah, I'm on a fucking iPhone. iPhone for messenger seriously sucks
Sabrina (2:28 AM): tell you what email it to here, and I'll email mine right back

Scammer (2:31 AM): give me ur email right now
Scammer (2:31 AM): and email me ur pussy on [email protected]
Scammer (2:31 AM): right now
Scammer (2:31 AM): i like to see it

Sabrina (2:31 AM): no to this email kathrin's email!
Sabrina (2:32 AM): <snipped>

Scammer (2:32 AM): can you suck very well
Scammer (2:32 AM): ?
Scammer (2:33 AM): <ding>

Sabrina (2:33 AM): nah babe, I want dick, the bigger the better. Show me what you've got, otherwise enjoy your night
Sabrina (2:33 AM): I'm on a iPhone, DING doesn't work!!!
Sabrina (2:33 AM): I told you that (actually, I'm on a laptop with "Ding" turned off, 'cos I REALLY Hate it)

Scammer (2:33 AM): can you suck

Sabrina (2:34 AM): babe you show me you got the goods and I'll suck like you are a crazy straw!

Scammer (2:36 AM): ok am sending it

Sabrina (2:36 AM): Looking forward to it babe

Scammer (2:36 AM): i just take it with my phone

Sabrina (2:36 AM): do it, you know you want to (It's at this point my drunken brain takes in I might be about to join the todger club. I start giggling like a little schoolgirl)

Scammer (2:41 AM): am sending it now

Sabrina (2:41 AM): no sign of it yet

Scammer (2:42 AM): am uploading it right now
Scammer (2:42 AM): can you fuk me
Scammer (2:42 AM): very hard
Scammer (2:42 AM): ?

Sabrina (2:42 AM): babe I'll ride you like you were a horse
Sabrina (2:42 AM): you better be hung like one

Scammer (2:43 AM): lol
Scammer (2:43 AM): this is black man OK
Scammer (2:43 AM): with a big dak

Sabrina (2:43 AM): I'm counting on that

Scammer (2:43 AM): have sent it
Scammer (2:43 AM): checj
Scammer (2:44 AM): check now

(I've past the limit for the internet connection here. So it's VERY slow, so in the meantime I look up the Bali bombings on wikipedia. yes, I know I'm a romantic at heart! Sure enough they're there as he sends them both twice, with two pics in the 2nd email)

Sabrina (2:44 AM): okay hang on
Sabrina (2:47 AM): It's not very clear babe

Scammer (2:47 AM): i use my phone to take it

Sabrina (2:51 AM): okay babe, I sent you a little something back

Scammer (2:51 AM): i take it again and am sending it to u right now

Sabrina (2:52 AM): okay sexy man

Scammer is offline. (2:53 AM) You can send scammer an email
Scammer (2:54 AM): i sent u one again

Sabrina (2:54 AM): okay let me check

Scammer (2:54 AM): show me yr pussy

Sabrina (2:55 AM): another time babe, did you get my pics? (Since in RL I'm a MAN!)

Scammer (2:56 AM): no
Scammer (2:57 AM): show me ur pussy now

Sabrina (2:56 AM): it has my tits, which are better than pussy anyway

Scammer (2:57 AM): if there well be another time
Scammer (2:57 AM): and i well fuk u on cam
Scammer (2:57 AM): i love pussy
Scammer (2:57 AM): and i want to see it now

Sabrina (2:57 AM): babe, after that cock there WILL be another time

Scammer (2:57 AM): no
Scammer (2:57 AM): if no pussy no other time

Sabrina (2:58 AM): babe, I'm on an iPhone, there is no messenger cam. Okay, I gave you a chance, enjoy your evening (In other words NEVER try black mail a man LOOKING for an excuse to get offline)

Scammer (2:58 AM): am sad

Sabrina (2:59 AM): how can you not be?? Did you get my pics?

Scammer (3:00 AM): yes
Scammer (3:00 AM): i did not get what you promise

Sabrina (3:01 AM): I sent a pic of my tits. That's what I promised! YOu caloin' me a liar???
Sabrina (3:01 AM): calling

Scammer (3:01 AM): yes
Scammer (3:01 AM): we agrred on show me a pussy and not tit
Scammer (3:01 AM): as u called it

Sabrina (3:03 AM): You're wrong... HERE'S what I sent, word for word: "tell you what, I'll send you a pic of my tits if you send me a pic of your cock. Can't say fairer than that 'ey guv!"

Sabrina (3:03 AM): Don't like being called a liar, good night

And there I signed off with five copies of his dick. How do I prove this to get an icon for the siggy?? Do I really want to??? Of COURSE I do!

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:11 pm

Wooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo

internationalchrysis

Sincere congradulationesses.

Very few members can "handle" this challenge successfulnessly.

As soon as you have mastered the secret handshake* feel free to stick your todgerness in ya siggy.

* Not unlike chokin ya chook. (Note - pics please)

Laughing

Loved the sting in the chat - Sweety once similarly sent her tits pic to a scammer in return.

A deal IS a deal.

Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:39 am

^^^ They're the best tits I've ever seen!

Now I'm pretty certain my webhost won't let me host the pics (though I've decided to try), any suggestions on a host that will? Anyhoo here's the links until they're taken down by the webhost (and again NOT SAFE FOR WORK!):

<a href="http://talesfromadesperatehousewife.webng.com/image006.jpg" target="blank"> Pic one *NSFW</a>

<a href="http://talesfromadesperatehousewife.webng.com/image007.jpg" target="blank">Pic two *NSFW</a>

I will go add the todgerness to my siggy. Is there an icon for that???

Edited to add: Thanks for the welcome Kate! Are there many guys in "The Todger club"??? Embarassed

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:14 am

No, there isn't an icon for that, as 'the todger club' is not endorsed by Eater; it is an invention of Cathartic Kate, Dramaqueen, and Ophelia Dikki.

None of the above, of course, has any authority to state what you may or may not include in your signature.

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:44 am

Booooooooooo Hooooooooooooooo

Jackbootedness into touch, indeedie. Deffo unofficial/unsanctioned.

Mucho lamentationess - "missa pro defunctis" - tumbleweededness... et cætera...

Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:20 pm

Back on topic if I am allowed

Nice baiting Chrysis. clapping

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:50 pm

it was odd, he just seemed to walk right into it. Maybe it wouldn't have worked had I been more sober!!! Still, unsanctioned or not, I am a PROUD "member" (ooeerrrr) of the Todger club, it made my day!

And thank you Murry, coming from one of the Spooners, that's epic!

Chrys

edited once for typos Embarassed

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:37 pm

And oddly enough, he saw my character's email and sent messages to me (just basic hellos, I didn't answer). I think it's time to finish that "Gay sex quarterly cover I was working on and send it to him.

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:34 pm

Saw the article in question but no sign! Not being pickie of course just jealous! Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:19 pm

There had to be a sign??? I mean this wasn't planned, I think he just stuck his hands down his pants and took a pic with his cellphone. Shocked

I'd hate to lose my membership! Crying or Very sad

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