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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:20 am

Me? Let's just say that I can remember when the Dodgers were in Brooklyn.

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:32 am

justjay wrote:

Whatever you want! Pretend!

Ok I'll give it a try. Windy, listen up. You're a 6'4" handsome rogue, a muscley, bronzed love god and women find you fascinating and irresistible. You devil. Very Happy

< looks in mirror >... oh poo. Sad

Tuco wrote:

Fifty, oh really? Guess what your doctor wants to do to you!! :yikes:

They've done it already. Shocked

ParaNoid wrote:

Have you thought about having a "mid life crisis"? I hear they are pretty popular... I have one at least once a week.

Crises seem like an awful lot of work to me. I rearrange my sock draw when it all gets a bit too much. You get a real sense of achievement pairing up those pesky odd ones. Wink

ParaNoid wrote:

Or you could go to college like scissorkick, because you can not only buy the girls beer, you can also buy houses. Wink

Back to college? I'm having to forget what I know already to make room for new stuff. I'd come out an even bigger idiot than I went in. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:16 am

I recently celebrated my 39th birthday (for the Nth time this year if I recall correctly) Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:16 pm

17.

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:53 pm

I can remember when the last bugler boy from our American Civil War was still living.

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:56 pm

I remember when haggis roamed wild and you could catch them on any mountain side, now it's all just farmed haggis Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:19 pm

windypops wrote:

...
< looks in mirror >...

Obviously you forgot something Wink

P R E T E N D. (That includes the mirror!) Laughing

My 3 year old has a small board she uses for her 'special mirror' to see her 'real' wings, because they are 'special' and don't show up in shiny mirrors. Cool

She get's really angry if talk about throwing that particular board away Embarassed

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Apr 2010 Posts: 55

Slaphappy wrote:

Quote:

Hey, beerskeleton! You better not be drinking beer at 17! And clean up that messy room! What the hell is wrong with you? This is not a barn! Mad

Why not?

I drink for the taste, not for the effect. And, by the way, the room on the pic is only a hotel room Smile

My real room is a lot more messy.
Razz

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:45 pm

Drinks for the taste and not the effect, yep he's a young 'un. I bet he shoots the cars in the parking lot of the hotel with that nerf gun on the bed as well...If you do be sure to put little flags with messages on them Laughing

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Apr 2010 Posts: 55

Nerf battles in public simply are a lot of fun Smile

But good idea, I'll write message on my ''bullets'' xD

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:51 pm

Mark em দমদম

Wink

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:17 pm

justjay wrote:

My 3 year old has a small board she uses for her 'special mirror' to see her 'real' wings, because they are 'special' and don't show up in shiny mirrors. Cool

She get's really angry if talk about throwing that particular board away Embarassed

justjay, she is setting you up for the "pretend bf" or the "pretend ring" situations so you don't cry that she has grown up. It is in the manual daughters get when born that we don't have any idea about as dads. Confused

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:29 pm

I still have my board.

Yeps, wings big and white...

and a smiley prince on a white horse...

maybe named Robbie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73KIIOBCfK0

Cool

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:38 pm

@ beerskeleton - I'm glad you aren't my mentee, as I wouldn't want to go through all that stuuf with you that I did with my son. He has a messy room, too and liked to wear masks. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I have the perfect solution to a 17year old's messy room.

Close the door and walk away

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 1:44 am

Beerskeleton wrote:

taste

Yep, I have those vodka shots for taste. Laughing

Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:48 pm

@Reaper

God, those are good.

I am 32, content being a bachelor and work keeps me busy - along with lads and long walks on the beach.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Posts: 2049

Klaasvaak wrote:

You forgot "ancient artifact" for Gold Hat.

As it happens my short-peckered, wooden-shoes friend, I share the exact same birth date as your favourite Queen. Inventor

How's dat for yer basic synchronicity ???

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 9:31 pm

Real age 36, mental age anywhere between 6 and 56, physical age ..um.. 46 ish if I pull my tummy in. Embarassed

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 188

36ish for now.

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:01 pm

Yippee I can still post. Missed this 1st time round in General Chat.
A 57 yr. old male that can pass for 20 yrs. younger (37)
If you doubt send me a PM and I will direct you to my RL Facebook site with profile pic taken 3 yrs ago when I was 54.

Though it is amazing I have any computer skills what - so- ever.
(I dye my hair sometimes, I must confess to that) There's more.
I retired 5 years ago and have lots of spare time to devote to baiting pursuits. Also a professional musician on weekends. (means I get paid.)

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:52 pm

Slappy: I've drank Schnapps since I was 6 years old and grew up singing "Helan går" while eating cray fish every Midsummer. (Even while in America Twisted Evil