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khawk
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Joined: 28 Sep 2009
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Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:37 am |
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Thanks Guys for making me welcome here at eater. Thought you would love to see my first real succuess! Victor came to me quoting the bible etc. etc. so I devised a business in which I sold handwitten copies of the bible to rich, stupid Americans. The only problem was that I didn't have anyone to hand write the bible out. If only I hand someone to hand write the bilbe, I could sell them on and pay the person $1 dollar per sentence. Someone on eater pointed out that that would me I would be paying Victor $800,000. Victor didn't seem to see the problem...
Hmm.. Can't seem to find a way to get the book of genesis up as a JPeg. Can anyone send me an email and I'll send them back. [email protected]
Yip, Figured it. They are all up on the trophy room.
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Raga Man
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Joined: 04 Sep 2009
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Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:12 am |
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This sounds excellent, Khawk. Post a link if you would, please. I would love to see them. |
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battery
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Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:26 am |
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mmmm, nice.
But with something as widely distributed as the bible, I think you should have it translated into a few different languages. A Trilingual copy of Genesis would be a lovely thing to have. Be sure to get it hand written and sent to you by post, |
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theblob
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Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:45 am |
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I hear the demand for handwritten bibles in Russian is very high at the moment.
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rocknrollnobody
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Joined: 06 Jan 2010
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Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:31 am |
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Or Klingon, or Elvish, and some language that doesn't really exist. |
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revtedbundy
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Brainiac
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@ revtedbundy, sorry got you confused with the Rev. "Al" Bundy and the church of No Ma'am. Followed linky to lolcat bible. Shot choc. milk out nose. ( we need a smiley for that ).
Congrats to khawk with Victor. And a warm Eater welcome. I meant to write this in reverse order and give you top billing...oops another
netiquette social fauxpas... |
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lakeside77
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You want a hand-written bible for all ages. That means hand drawn illustrations. |
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Bobtheelephant
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Remember that he needs to be using the King James version, not the NEV. Or, you know....vice versa |
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Wright B Hindyou
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| so I devised a business in which I sold handwitten copies of the bible to rich, stupid Americans. |
Excellent modality! Be sure to have them write out The 10 Commandments and any other bits which castigate thieves.....  |
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Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:41 am |
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Have they started writing yet? I can't wait to add this to the scammer genus if they do 
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