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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:35 pm

observe the following email, especially the reply-to address, that i just received.

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Begin forwarded message:

From: [email protected]
Date: July 15, 2010 1:25:53 PM PDT
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Hello
Reply-To: freeXXdicksXX1 @ hotXXmail.XXcom

Hello

I am free//da Dick//son
after reading your profile
at Google.com,i decided
to contact you.Please
get back to me.

EDIT

OMG someone's de-education is working! Check out the first paragraph of this email Very Happy

Quote:

Begin forwarded message:

From: angXXela johnXXson <angjXXohn_1XX @ yahXXoo.com>
Date: July 15, 2010 4:21:07 AM PDT
To:XXXXX
Subject: FROM MRS. ANGXXELA JOHXXNSON

cc
JOHANNESBURG,SOUTH AFRICA.
XXXXXhoo.com

ATTN:SIR
[THIS IS PRIVATE BUSINESS AND CONFIDENTIAL]

You might be surprise to receive this letter from me since you don't know me personally. I am MRS. ANGELA JOHNSON the wife of late MR MICHAEL JOHNSON who was murdered by the Zimbabwe war veterans and irate black people. I got your contact e-mail address through South Africa chamber of commerce and industry. After due consideration of your profile, hence I decided to write to you. I write to solicit for your special assistance to my family shattered by a tyrannical Government led by a dictator and his (ZANU-PF) ruling party. President Robert Mugabe.

Because of land and farm land crisis in Zimbabwe the Government Secretly sponsored the war veterans and some irate party members to disposed the land being occupied by the white farmers. This action hasled to killing of some members of opposition party including my husband who did not support this ill-fated action.But before the death of my husband, he anticipated some dangers and so he smuggled out the sum of US$14.6 million dollars(Fourhteen point six million united state dollars) to South Africa and deposited it in a Security Company with the intention of using it for the purchase of farm machinery and chemicals for agricultural purpose in South Africa and establishment of a new farm in Swaziland.
This money was deposited in a box as a germ stone to avoid much demurrage in the Security Company. On the 29 august 2001 the warveterans and some spotters of (ZANU-PF) ruling party trooped into our compoud and axed my husband to death and my second son of 22yrs.Since then they have been terrorizing my son Antony but he managed to escape to neighbouring country South Africa as a political asylum seeker (refugee).
His position in South Africa dose not permit him to open an account or to oparate any business. That is why I want this fund to be transferred in your account so that you will assist him to invest the money in your country. I must let you know that this ransaction is 100% risk free. If you accept to assist us, all I want from you is to arrange and come down to johannesburg South Africa so that you can help him to open a non-resident bank account in your name which will aid us in transferring the money into your nominating account overseas. I have two option for you, firstly, you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account in this transaction or we can go into pertnership with you for the proper profitabel investment of the money in your country whichever the option you want feel free to notify with him.He will then furnish you with every detail you needed to know. We have also mapped out 5% of the total sum for any expenses that might be incurred during the time of this transction.

If you do not prefer a partnership, we are willing to give you 25% of the money while remaining 70% will remain for my family, if you are really capable and willing to assist us please contact him immediately in South Africa with this e-mail that I used to sent this mail to you.Finally please treat this mater as urgent as possible,I'm in dire him to leave that country soonest. Thanks for you're mutual co-operation. I expecting your soonest and urgent response.

Best Regards,

(MRS ANGELA JOHNSON)

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:40 pm

Oh, you've got to reply to see what comes next!

I'd love to know!

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:42 pm

Read the edit.. i didn't get my response yet but look at that one XD

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:12 am

"irate black people?"
Smooth.

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:27 am

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I must let you know that this ransaction is 100% risk free

Yeah, ransacking sounds about right. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:38 am

puckett, Congrats on that piggy happy crowd

That is some cool reading.
I like the "...money as a germ stone (gem) ? to avoid demurrage."

Welcome to new member DungDigger. Does your avatar symbolize
that mugus are garbage yet Lads are able to be re-cycled ??

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:50 am

I saw the picture and figured it was the other way around.

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:30 am

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Welcome to new member DungDigger. Does your avatar symbolize
that mugus are garbage yet Lads are able to be re-cycled ??

No.

Have readjusted pic. That'll teach me for trying to be all artisticky and stuff when I'm half asleep.

Thanks for the welcome Brainiac Smile

Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:48 am

@DungDigger, That wasn't meant to be a criticism. 1 of my lads just recycled.
wound him up for 4 mos. til April 16. He took a 3-month vacation and comes back on Sat. July 10. But I gotta admit you have simplified.
C'mon you are artistic.

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