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Uffe hin Spage
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jun 2010
Posts: 59
Location: On my longship, ready to pillage Ladland
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Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:21 am |
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I was bored so I send out a mass email to lads from my "lad" account, abusing them for using old scripts and calling them goat mugus.
I got this reply back. I understand the first part but the rest is completely nonsense to me. Can any of you help me interpret it?
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YOUR HEAD IS LIKE A SPAINISH COW LONGER THROWTH LIKE YOU I AM VERY SORRY OF YOUR CRAZZING GUFF YOU SOME WE WON JARAKATA YOUR MEMBRANCE.
FOCKING JARAH LIKE YOU WOMAN RAPPER LIKE YOU BOMBERSTIC ANIMAL OLE ONYE ORI
OMUA BU IBEKU UKWU NA UGURUBE. |
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"THANK YOU ONCE FOR THIS EVIL ACT"
"I have some members of Vikings here and I am the coordinator and our god is Odin"
"YOUR HEAD IS LIKE A SPAINISH COW" |
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:38 am |
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I understand parts of it, but not the final part.
He's pissed : |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:04 am |
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These words are shouted when lynching people
OLE = Catch (him)
ONYE ORI = Burn him
FOCKING JARAH means F*cking baby
Me too thinks he's pissed |
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Mjwoody
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Posts: 267
Location: L0wer Ungt0n, UK
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:37 am |
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The only good lad is a pissed lad
Some might say that the only good lad is a dead lad, I disagree.
Dead lads are much less fun and start to smell like roadkill, which for some of them, is an improvement.
I have needed help in the past with responses from lads as well. I wonder if there is some way that there can be a lad translator or dictionary. Sort of like a lad glossary of terms. Maybe a sticky. |
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jrhc
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2010
Posts: 255
Location: Playing for fool from behind the bottom of his heart
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:51 am |
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I'm sure what he meant to say was "Dear Sir, I am offended by your behavior and wish you to desist." Either that, or he thinks you are a female hip-hop artist
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 329
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:41 am |
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Now that's some siggy material! |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:44 pm |
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Nice, Uffe! Choppa is right. Great siggy material. Make yourself a Premium Member and the mods might anoint you with the title "BOMBERSTIC ANIMAL". I love that! |
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