My son in law blew the roof off making meth

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Jun 2010 Posts: 15

Dear Mr Desomd

Our congreation does not believe in banks or telephones.

You have my name and address

Please send my card as the parish is in desperate need of funds

The roof is caving in because my son in law caused a big explosion making high grade meth

The Lord Baby Jebus will bless you for eternity.

Yours in brotherhood

The Most Reverend Ted Bundy

On Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:53:37 -0400 Desmond George <[email protected]> wrote:
>Attn. Rev Ted Bundy
>
>Thanks for your email response, however since you don’t have a
>passport or drivers license I think you should try and provide any
>other kind of identification of yourself as this is just for my
>security and nothing more, meanwhile it is very important you
>forward the following information to enable me commence the
>processing of this transaction on your behalf without any further
>delay
>
>Your full name
>Your contact Address
>Direct Telephone Number
>Your Bank name
>Bank contact address
>Account No
>Routing No;
>Swift Code No;
>
>It is upon my receipt of the above information that I will proceed
>with the processing of all the necessary claims documentation that
>is required in this process in your name. I await your urgent
>compliance.
>
>
>Best Regards.
>
>Mr. Desmond George.
>Accounts Dept.
>Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
>Tel; +234 8085421256

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:30 am

Well at least you have a ready made excuse when it comes to Western Union time.

"I am currently unable to leave the building because ATF agents are outside and I fear I may get shot"

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:10 am

This is one of my favorite parts of baiting - making up stupid outlandish things, and recoiling in half-shock-half-delight when your lad plays along.

I told one that my four-year-old son fell into the garbage disposal, and I had to spend the money I was going to send him to re-tile the kitchen floor. Kids falling into garbage disposals make kind of a mess, you know...

His next email was more chastising me for spending his money than offering sympathies for my kid's death. Rolling Eyes

I also have several characters - a banker, a lawyer, an ex-wife - that I usually bring into baits only to have killed later on! sociopath, much? Shocked

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:23 am

I prefer to have a corporate-employee character, that way I can just say "whoops, budget cuts and all. Maybe it'll be reversed if you fill out this giant form."

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Jul 2010 Posts: 1

thrylos7 wrote:

This is one of my favorite parts of baiting - making up stupid outlandish things, and recoiling in half-shock-half-delight when your lad plays along.

I told one that my four-year-old son fell into the garbage disposal, and I had to spend the money I was going to send him to re-tile the kitchen floor. Kids falling into garbage disposals make kind of a mess, you know...

His next email was more chastising me for spending his money than offering sympathies for my kid's death. Rolling Eyes

I also have several characters - a banker, a lawyer, an ex-wife - that I usually bring into baits only to have killed later on! sociopath, much? Shocked

I rather like this idea, I might have to try it out with my next lad

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:52 am

I think a lot of it simply has to do with the fact that the lad is a criminal and a thief. Your kid could die a horrible death and all the mugu cares about is getting his greedy little despicable mitts on your hard-earned money. He's not exactly personally invested in your tragedies.

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:43 am

Quote:

I also have several characters - a banker, a lawyer, an ex-wife - that I usually bring into baits only to have killed later on!

I often use this technique in reverse. After stringing the lad along for awhile my original character gets sick or dies and a new character (wife, brother, business partner, whatever) picks up the bait. Of course, the lad now has to explain things all over again to a new person with a different attitude.

Welcome to eater, dwarflemur! Smile

/hijack

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Rev Ted, I bet your character lives in Missouri. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:46 pm

Pretty much up there with the Norman Bates bait I saw published somewhere.

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