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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:10 pm

Best we all get used to eating coconuts then..........

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Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:50:59 -0000 (UTC)
Subject: GOOD DAY DEAR FRIEND
From: "FRANK MILLER" <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]

Dear Friend,
How are you? I hope all is well with your family, friends and pets. I hope this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition. We have no time to waste regarding the information I am about to tell you, it is an urgent and
serious matter.
My name is Professor FRANK MILLER, senior data analyst here at the CERN institute based here in Geneva(http://public.web.cern.ch/public/) CERN, the European Organization
for Nuclear Research, is one of the world’s largest and most respected
centres for scientific research. Its business is fundamental physics, finding out what the Universe is made of and how it works. You may have seen on the news that, in recent days, our Large Hadron Collider machine has been colliding high-speed
beams of energy in order to explore new physics and understand how the universe began. CERN have been adamant that this is safe, however I KNOW THE TRUTH.
The truth is that this experiment that CERN are conducting is extremely
dangerous, and could cause global disaster. This experiment has a 95% chance of causing a black hole, thus swallowing a large area of the planet. The scientists do not want you to know this as they know it will cause panic.
However, I can help you.
I am arranging for a number of selected people to be evacuated to a safe
location on an island in the South Pacific via aeroplane. You have been selected from random to take part in this evacuation, thus continuing the survival of the human race.
Please, if you are interested, email me back immediately with the following
information:

Full name:
Age:
Contact number:
Country:
Email address:

Please send all emails to my private box:> [email protected]
Regards, and God bless.
Professor FRANK MILLER

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:22 pm

That's an odd one. Laughing

Glad to know there will be a safe haven on an island after a large area of the planet has been swallowed up.

It'll be interesting to see where this leads, and what type of scam it is. Did you answer it?

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:03 pm

After the message of our impending doom I do like the line:

Quote:

Please, if you are interested

No I have not replied but it might be worth a mass bait to see how big an aircraft he will need to take us all to safety in the Pacific !

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:52 pm

I figured I'd give it a go:

Dear Frank,

My god, what on earth is a black hole??? Sounds bad! I've always dreamed of an island in the South Pacific, ever since I fought there during world war II.

Here are my details:

Full name: Albert Tiberius Fish
Age: 92 (are you 92? I am)
Contact number: <completely made up>
Country: Australia
Email address: albertfish@snipmail

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:34 pm

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=184829&highlight=cern+institute
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=182807&start=0
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=184656&highlight=cern+institute
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=183509&highlight=cern+institute

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:26 am

IT seems my place on the "B" ark, is only gonna cost me five grand!:

Dear Albert,

Thank you for your reply, I believe from my heart that I can count on you. Right now I have managed to gather together 35 other random people, just like yourself, to join me on the evacuation. The island we will be evacuating to is called Tokelau. As I said, it will be the safest place to be in the world in a few days, as the black hole created by the experiment will not reach as far as there. The plane will be able to pick you up from your local airport, so it is important you let me know exactly where you are right now.

However, I do ask that you are able to provide me with a small sum of money to the tune of $5,100. This is to simply Fee cover each person’s share of fuel in the aircraft, along with other factors such as aircraft parking and maintenance. It will also go towards constructing new buildings on the island upon our arrival.

If you still maintain an interest, email me back immediately and I shall provide you with information on how to pay the money. As soon as you pay this fee, you will be sent a confirmation ticket by the airline who are providing the aircraft to us, New Zealand AIR LINE. We will then also arrange a pick-up date and time from your local airport.

Regards, and God bless.
Dr. Frank Miller.

Tokelau is about 100 metres wide, with a big assed "lake" in it! All Albert will care about of course is "repopulating the planet"! Looks like I could soon be a Telephone sanitiser on the infamous "B" Ark Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:00 am

I send him this back. I plan to include the line from Bugs Bunny "What's up, Doc?" in every email:

Dear Doc Miller,

Doc, Only 35 people??? What's up, doc? Is that really going to be enough to repopulate the Earth??? How many of those are women? This is an important thing to know if we are to save the Earth's remaining population from this black hole thingy you are talking about! Surely we need hundreds, maybe even thousands of women if we are to save the human race from extinction (This black hole thingy WILL kill people, right?).

I am in the Dame Edna Everage Memorial Retirement Village in Laura South Australia, where I have been living since 1994. (Are you 92? I am!) but I am ready to escape from the bastards I laughingly call nurses here at "Stalag Edna" as soon as you are ready to get my ass to Tokelau!

I think it's important for you to know that I can of course still get it up, so I can help in the repopulation stage, once this black hole does whatever the hell it's supposed to do. Are there any people on this Tokelau Island already that we should know about? If so, should we keep the women folk and get rid of the guys? How big is Tokelau? I remember being there once, but that was in the 1940's, as a Soldier fighting the Japs (did you fight in world war II? I did) and I'm a bit fuzzy on what it looked like back then.

We have to think these things through if we are to survive, Doc.

Albert

According to Wikipedia, Tokelau DOES have a population of about 1400, with a lagoon on the southernmost island.

Ad HERE'S a bit of info our boi didn't bother to check from Wikipedia:

Quote:

The geographic future of Tokelau depends on the height of the ocean. No significant land is more than two metres above high water of ordinary tides. This means Tokelau is particularly vulnerable to any possible sea level rises caused by global warming.

I'm hoping to have fun with this one Wink

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:24 am

Found my invitation to the dance in my inbox a few minutes ago...I think I'll give it a shot as well, lol

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:43 am

Moved here from Surplus.

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:17 pm

The format was originally written by member El Scorcho, master of de-education. Nice to see the lads taking it up! I think his iDeaf script has also made it into the wild.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Jun 2010 Posts: 53

That's a funny format.

Hope you don't mind if I have a bit of fun with him. My military baiter has just replied saying he's never heard of a dr. miller there and sent him a very official looking cease and desist letter threatening military force from CERN.

Oh crap...just realized...hope this doesn't kill your bait...

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:48 pm

I've been baiting Frank for ages.

The best bit is, whenever I think I've lost him, he just sends the first script again, seemingly forgetting everything from before Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Sep 2009 Posts: 100

There's an interesting address that this guy gives. I've been baiting him and he lives at 124, Baker Street , London. A few doors down from him lives Detective Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. They live at 221B, Baker street. Thought you guys might try and work this into the bait! LOL! This guy gets better and better!

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:18 pm

I just got the first bit again Wink

So I sent this back:

What's up, Doc???

I've already supplied this information, it's at the bottom of the 1st email I sent you:

> Full name: Albert Tiberius Fish
> Age: 92 (are you 92? I am)
> Contact number: <snipped>
> Country: Australia
> Email address: [email protected]

See?

Now, how did you go at getting more women to repopulate the earth after this black hole thingy wipes everyone out??? Tokelau (In 1941), did have some hotties on it, but I didn't have time to screw them 'cos I was busy fighting the japs (It was world war II after all. Did you fight in world war II? I did). You think they're still there?

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:55 pm

So he sends me the next bit of his script. Interestingly, New Zealand has been shortened South Park style to "newzerland" (I LOVE it of course). I Send him this back:

What's up doc???

You sent me this too. Of COURSE I'm interested. This black hole thingy sounds dangerous, and if it's gonna end the world then I want to repopulate it. I also think we need to get more than 35 people, more like 1400, with a disproportionate amount of women to men. C'mon Doc, get your shit together we don't have much time

I'm waiting for it to be shortened to "Jerbs" Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:12 pm

I just sent him a response and got back a couple of EXCELLENT images. The newspaper article is so awful it's good. The image of what a black hole would do to a building is really entertaining as well

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:46 pm

Im so glad that this format seems to be picking up a bit of momentum in terms of it appearing out there Very Happy

Hopefully a lot of innocent people will pick up on its ludicrous nature and ignore it. The best bit is, he contact me (Gomer) only a week ago, and informed me that due to his bad experiences he had with this, he'd given up on 419 scams altogether Laughing

Does this IP trace back to India?

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:10 pm

El Scorcho wrote:

Does this IP trace back to India?

You already know it...Mumbai India, just checked

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:36 pm

@El Scorcho:

Is this our original lad or a different one. I'm getting confused as right now I'm dealing with a few different ones with iDeaf (including Manhor). I dropped the black whole thing.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:03 am

This has all the markings of Manhor I believe, unless he's palmed it off to a friend. He said he'd packed it all in, but do you really think he's got that much will-power when he got a whiff of all the money he could make first time round? Wink

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:46 pm

Not sure whats going on with this lad. I asked a few questions that any reasonable person would do about this island trip:

Quote:

1. Are you saying you are waiting for this to happen and then we leave, or you want to leave on a certain date in anticipation of this event happening?
2. How long will be at the island?
3. Is food and water and shelter provided?

I would be picked up at the Columbus, Ohio airport

Also, you never said if I could be the religious leader... I think that this type of expedition would need a pastor. I have been preaching for 18 years.

And now all communication has stopped. Lazy!

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:16 pm

I think he's dropped me too, nothing for days now. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Good thing I still have young Lucas to play with Cool

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:10 am

Dammit! This sounds very intriguing! I wanted to get a piece of the action too. So far, this sounded like a real treat. I'll continue to lurk. Maybe we could take up the mantle and go on the offensive with the next random lonely
hearts proposal and turn it around.

Yours in Christ,
Thursty

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:27 am

^^^ Why not just set up a fake profile on 4ppl.com? I had a picture of L Ron Hubbard up there and the scammers were writing to me!