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windypops
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Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:21 am |
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I loved John Terry's very British coup attempt over the weekend.
Terry: Erm.... Excuse me Mr Capello. Is it alright with you if I whip up a players revolt over our p-poor performance so far in this world cup?
Capello: No.
Terry: Oh, all right then. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
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Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:44 pm |
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France 0 South Africa 2 with the 1st half nearly over
.. and France are down to 10 men
Au Revoir La France.... |
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Gold Hat
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Reaper
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Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:01 pm |
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I think Henry handled it well. |
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Fo'andles
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Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:47 pm |
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Nigeria are out finished bottom of their group.
The Irish are happy that France are out, they were cheated out of their place. |
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Kokomeister
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Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:23 pm |
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Roycropper: They just did.
FIFA filed a DMCA against this video clip and therefore blocking it wrote: |
Detta videoklipp visar innehåll från FIFA, som har blockerat det av upphovsrättsliga skäl. |
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:18 am |
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Gold Hat wrote: |
Here in Canada we get quite a bit of coverage of European football and all of the World Cup. The guys I hang with all have the same criticism of the game |
I know, I know, there is no ice, no sticks, and the puck is the wrong shape. |
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GomerPyle
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:48 pm |
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England have no chance.
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BluthBanana
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:56 pm |
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Why wasn't the final goal by the USA not called offside? I don't normally follow soccer ("football"), but from observational data when the USA kicks it into the net it is supposed to be disallowed, right? |
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JMRazor
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:14 pm |
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^^ Yes. The referee did such a good job in the first half you wonder what went wrong at the end... |
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BluthBanana
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:26 pm |
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In all seriousness I'm glad the USA scored at the end to move on because it would be a tough pill to swallow going home 0-0-3 in group play when they should have moved on with a 2-0-1 record.
If Ghana doesn't get into the next round it's going to be a sad day in Ladland... |
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:26 pm |
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Watching Engerland escape doom and get through was nerve racking. I and most of the country downed tools and opened a can or two.
Luckily they played like a different team, with confident passing and pace.
I did think, when I watched them play Algeria, 'We may as well pack up and go home - heaven help them if they play Argentina, they'd use our players to make an elaborate bong for their manager'. |
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You go die like bird
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BluthBanana
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:29 pm |
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Jayhawk
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:46 pm |
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Yeah, after the USA scored I immediately started looking for a phantom foul call.
That goal was balls. |
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thrylos7
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:59 pm |
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Fuckin' Yanks. I am happy. That is all |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:21 pm |
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I was switching back and forth between both games. For half a moment it looked like the Slovenian team thought they were advancing. Then I flipped channels just in time to see the USA score.
I have been so caught up with the WC I just noticed that the NBA finals were over almost a week ago! |
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Klaasvaak
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:25 pm |
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slightly off topic since there is no other sports topic,
anyone watching the epic wimbledon match between John Isner and Nicalas Mahut?
59-59 final set almost 10 hours game time and they continue tommorrow I thought Isner could collapse any minute but he kept on going |
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gerald.fird
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:35 pm |
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^^^ Same here. Isner was very mentally tough though. |
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Roycropper
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:58 pm |
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If you want a tennis thread, start one.
Epic halted at 59-59 in fifth set
Meanwhile, we get to play the Germans on Sunday. They didn't look that special against Ghana. |
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
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You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
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FrumpyBB
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:23 pm |
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Indeed not 1:0, yeah, but many more chances were there! |
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Dutch
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:34 pm |
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^ Very much looking forward to England - Germany. Think it's going to be a killer! |
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Scentless Apprentice
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Joined: 26 Sep 2009
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Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:31 pm |
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A better performance from England today, should have won by more
considering the chances they created. Deserved win also for the U.S.
although they left it very late. From the highlights i saw, looked like they
should have also won by more than one.
Bring on the Germans! Just hope it don't go to penalties otherwise
we're f*cked. |
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Roycropper
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Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:59 pm |
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The holders, Italy just got knocked out by Slovakia, 3-2, in for the first time. Like France Italy ended up bottom of their group. David Pleat on BBC 5 Live just suggested Italy need an English manager.
The streets of Engerland will be deserted on Sunday afternoon, as we try to beath the Germans. Again.
ETA: Those never ending tennisists just finished on their 3rd day, the last set went 70-68 to Isner (USA). |
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:30 pm |
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Hopefully the USA v. Ghana match goes something like my personal USA v. Ghana scambaiting matches.
Then not only will we beat them, they'll find themselves at the Lagos airport, waiting to pick Dempsey and Donovan up. |
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Roycropper
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Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:15 am |
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It turns out the USA unintentionally kicked us right in the Goolies by scoring that late goal and winning the group.
If Engerland beat Germany then we probably get the dubious pleasure of meeting Argentina next match. Talk about doing it the hard way.
I thought the idea was all the best sides knock each other out before we play the winner. On the other hand, the Germans feel the same, so at least someone sees us as a threat. It is part of our makeup that most of the country sees our team as rubbish / doomed, but hey, we're still in i! |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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