Lad Re-Hooked

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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

My mentor, Black Dog, did the unthinkable.... He forgot to write to a lad the day before we safaried him and totally forgot about the lad who went to the airport to meet us...

Days went by, the lad was still forgotten and after we did a few changes to our church website the lad sent this to Black Dog:

Quote:

fake have u read through your site? You call your self a rev and you insult people it will never be well with you how can D***** J**** become another person in over nite? The jxxxs dxxxld scam i saw on your site was a huge man now you put a catholic priest who is a blonde you are fooling yourself and God will punish you for wasting my time. You will pay dearly for this how can you have a site and have a gmail account? God will punish you. Be real ok BASTARD

Just when Black Dog was going to tell him to fuck himself I made a call to see if we could re-hook him

Here's the call:

http://www.4shared.com/audio/4vt-_Knl/Sanni_slap.html

1 minute after that he sent this to the B****** P*****

Quote:

Dear Rev B****k
I tender My apologies as a leader under you am very sorry for the email I sent to you and I promise you that it will never happen again. Rev J***** ********d has called me about his presence in Abuja Nigeria. I was at the Murtala Mohammed Airport on Friday waiting for his flight to Arrive with the securities that you requested me to get but I waited and I didn't see him. Am so sorry for this I have done I pray that the Lord Forgive me and that you forgive me too for been rude. Please Accept my apologies and take me as your brother in the faith. I pledge you my loyalty and faithfulness God helping me. Thanks alot

Regards

S****** H******d

Black Dog then sent this, hopefully for a nice trophy.....

Quote:

Dear S*****,

I have spoken with J***** *****d and he tells me that he spoke to you on the phone and you will be meeting him in Lagos.

I would like an apology from you, this means that I want you to hand write and sign an apology to me saying sorry for calling me a bastard and scan the hand written apology into an email to me

God Bless You

B**** P********

Looks like he is Hooked up again............. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:14 am

Hahahahaahahahaha... It is an embarrassing fuck up by me but a great save by the good Rev, this lad is gonna be a good one

We are baiting alot of lads and have a few big ones on the go and I totally forgot about this lad on the day Embarassed

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:39 am

great call reverend who !

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:13 am

I find it always nice how a quick phone call can turn an angry lad, who wants to believe, around again Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Jun 2010 Posts: 53

lol, nice.

first of all...you have an AWESOME accent, I know you probably hear that from us yanks all the time.

second...it's awesome how official and confident you sound on the phone, I'd totally burst out laughing halfway through because I couldn't go through with it.

"How DARE you say that my child?...I certainly hope the Lord forgives you"

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:24 am

After listening to this call I started to believe that your Church does really exist Shocked

Great work Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:32 am

Yep. Hooked for sure! Laughing

Great call. Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:04 am

Rev Who: I am in freakin' awe. I almost apologized myself Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:39 am

The recording was the best sound quality I've heard in a long time or maybe it was because Laddo did not have too thick of a West African accent, I could understand the lad.

Masterful handling of the situation Rev Who, you were in complete control at all times. You really turned that SINNER around. Wouldn't even use that bad word, (bastard).

I say, it's a damn good thing we don't hear
bad words in church like getting damned to hell or riding on the back of on ASS, or slaying with jawbone of an ASS, damn it. Yep, no words like
damn, hell, or ass in church. And "bastard" is only mentioned 3 or 4 times in the bible, Heb. 12-8, Deut. 23-2, Zech. 9-6...

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:28 am

subway 1 wrote:

After listening to this call I started to believe that your Church does really exist Shocked

Great work Thumbs up

I totally agree with subway 1!
Great work RW Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Thanks for the comments, much appreciated........ Embarassed

it does encourage me on.......... Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:49 am

No one can do 'em like you, Rev. Very Happy

Great work, as always.

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:33 am

mintifresh wrote:

lol, nice.

first of all...you have an AWESOME accent, I know you probably hear that from us yanks all the time.

Seriously, yes. I've been wanting to comment on the accent for some time. I'm sorry if this is very American and not knowledgeable about the U.K., but is it Scottish?

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:22 am

Rev Who - the accent is soooooooooo well awesome even to this Brit and the way you chastise them to within an inch of their lives and get an apology too Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Buddy Holly............Y

DW, coming from you thats a real compliment, because i listen to your calls and they are AWESOME..... Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:01 am

^^ perhaps we should call each other. Embarassed

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

As long as its on your dime...... Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:31 am

^^^
And record it to share it here on eater

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Nero 419, Excellent idea, ooooooh i fancy a bit of role play if DW is up for it........... (Role play i mean).......... Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:04 pm

Role play oooooooh what fun always wanted a roll with a scottish lad

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:20 pm

That is a fantastic phone call, Rev Who. You and BD make a lethal team.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

DW, was that an offer or a promise.....i feel i'm being baited by you to pm my number .............. Laughing

Bohigal, Thanks, i appreciate your comments, BD and i have some awesome lads on the go at the moment so stay tune... Wink

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:19 pm

Dear Rev Who I have a Skype number don't you? Our felow baiters might be opening a bok on the result. Cool

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

PM sent, mmmmmmmmmmmm........result........puppy dogs, three kids....two computers.....lots of lads....... Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

DW, Sorry for getting cut off but you know how the reliability of the net/electric is here........ Sad

Enjoyed our chat very much, you are naughty............. Laughing