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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:24 pm |
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So i decided to make fun of it in a few 100 emails to my "business friends".
Among other things, I said:
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Talking about money, is it true that Nigeria sucks at playing football?
Hahaha.
Sorry but I found that so funny!
See, MONEY is not all to make good footballers
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And mugu replies:
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You are very funny, well i cried over that loose of our ball of today.
If really you want o get lawyer there, that will be very good of you
so i will advise you to send him down to Nigerian here so that he will
act on your behalf. you need to act faster so that we get these done
immediately.
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May this thread grow BIG in the course of this evening |
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the ball is in your cult
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Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:37 pm |
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My lad pretty much warned me that *she* was busy this weekend watching the World Cup. And what the hell is up with that damn buzzing noise? I know it's some musical instrument they are all playing in the stands (like a kazoo?). Although I don't watch soccer much, I did watch the US-UK game. If I would have a gun I would have blown my brains out--that damn buzzing. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:53 pm |
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I confess.
I pressurised lads to send me accounts urgently during the second half of the match and then ignored them til 5 hours later. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:17 pm |
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:57 pm |
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^^Thanks for the link. The game is over and I'm still hearing that damn buzzing!
@psychicbait: That's just evil, what you did to them. |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:32 pm |
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here´s a beeb report on the vuvuzela:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8458829.stm |
_________________ MMM and 152 x132
"There is so much problems which you caused." Rev. Father Chris Ub@
Chant4l's possy: Lome>Cotonou>Accra>Atakpamé>Lome>Accra (co-bait with GnarlySpoof, bigdaddy, theDane and party)
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:19 am |
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^^thanks for the link It should be outlawed.
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But Fifa head Sepp Blatter has already given the vuvuzela his backing, saying the sound is an important part of South Africa's football culture. |
I hope that ESPN and the other stations that carry the games find a way to filter out that annoyance. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
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David Bone
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2010
Posts: 66
Location: We don' need no steenkin' location
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:55 am |
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Awesome idea! After posting to Fonda Cox's guestbook, my account has been literally inundated with amazing deals. In less than a week, I've won a brand new Kia (WTF - since it's imaginary, why not a Benz or a Ferrari), a million bucks, 185 kilos of gold bars, 5 million bucks, and a 30 year loan of $250,000 at a paltry 3%. And that's just the ones I signed up for.
There's no way I'll ever be able to collect all that loot, so I might as well have some fun with a few of the also-rans while I'm waiting for my Kia. Not a big soccer fan myself (well, actually I think it's a stupid, unutterably boring game, but that's just me) but hey, it'd be way cool to elicit a similarly apoplectic reply from some poor lad in mourning. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:01 am |
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I'm on it, Frumpy!
We should also find some English scammers to taunt about Green's performance. Even the eight-year-old girls I coached didn't make such soft shots, and any of them could have saved that strike. <snort> |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Charlie Goonde
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 May 2009
Posts: 82
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:09 am |
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@ Frumpy BB: You stole my idea!! - http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1554730&highlight=#1554730
I've had a lot of fun today with Mr Gunshot!! he's went totally ape shit!
check the latest exchanges!! Looks like the party's over for me and my boys!!! |
_________________ "I must tell you that you really make me mad at you, I am talking about your life and you are talking about football what the hell do you take me for?!" - Don Gunshot The Hitman |
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David Bone
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2010
Posts: 66
Location: We don' need no steenkin' location
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:16 am |
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Dang! None of the guys I sent that to have replied. I guess the Internet cafes are all closed over there right now. Anyway, time to amp it up a notch:
"Talking about money, is it true that Nigeria sucks at playing football?
Hahaha.
Sorry but I found that so funny!
Maybe if you spent more time practicing and less time sitting on your butt in the Internet Cafe, you might be able to beat a bunch of dress-wearing South American panty-waists, you great big poofters.
See, MONEY is not all to make good footballers Wink
LOSER!" |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:50 am |
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Don't forget to tell your lads that you bet big on that exact result so it's been a top weekend for you. Their loss is your gain. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:52 am |
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Of course, Naija has a pretty decent team, and I thought they performed very creditably yesterday.
All the more reason to suggest to Lads that they send out their women's team next time, which would give them a better chance of winning.
Snide references to the former England goalkeeper Robert Green are not appreciated... |
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"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Location: Planet X
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:58 am |
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^ Good idea. The womens team are nicknamed the Super Falcons. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:48 am |
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I picked up some extra Nigerian lads last week, just to rub World cup losses in their face... with an Argentine character.
1-0 multiplied by 5 lads equals 5-0.
Next up, Ghana v. Serbia (with a helping of Oz for dessert).
Côte d'Ivoire takes on Portugal pretty soon, so I'd better make a Portugese character. |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:59 am |
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To read the beeb´s latest on the vuvzela, click here
I especially liked:
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...Jordaan conceded that while the noise was irritating for some people, they were doing all they could to minimise the impact.
"We've tried to get some order," he continued. "We have asked for no vuvuzelas during national anthems or stadium announcements. It's difficult but we're trying to manage the best we can. ...
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_________________ MMM and 152 x132
"There is so much problems which you caused." Rev. Father Chris Ub@
Chant4l's possy: Lome>Cotonou>Accra>Atakpamé>Lome>Accra (co-bait with GnarlySpoof, bigdaddy, theDane and party)
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:11 am |
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Well the boys may not read their emails til Monday. One mugu kind of misunderstood my making fun of Nigeria´s loss and wrote:
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Well as you did ask this country called Nigeria has many established professional footballers in Europe and they make good money, but many play soccer for money. |
Maybe this gives us something to talk about for the coming week. Seems the ball is in my court now. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:26 am |
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Don't forget to ring your Lad when Nigeria are playing next.
An alternative is to send out a bunch of mails, prior to Nigeria playing, telling Lads you've received an MTCN that was intended for them and give them another Lads number to ring for it. |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
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I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:38 am |
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GP, I suggested the same on another thread and I'm also going to call all my fiances during the matches to discuss not finances but LOVE. That of course means the same to them, those Internet gigolos. It's also possible that my flight arrives in Lagos so that they miss an important game.
Yesterday I couldn't make calls though because I wanted to see the game myself. When I saw the team praying together (which in my opinion is okay as itself), I couldn't help thinking how our lads pray for success in scamming. |
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"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:55 pm |
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You are very funny, well i cried over that loose of our ball of today. |
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Thought this was funny I'm going to record that somewhere I'm not allowed to mention.
I wonder if the A&E departments of the local hospitals near these grounds are flooded with requests for a Vuvuzelaectomy. |
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rackingguy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 263
Location: Parts Unknown, just like the Missing Link
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:51 pm |
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I'm going to be at the Cameroon - Netherlands and Portugal - North Korea games next week. I'll make sure to give a report of how maddening the vuvuzelas are.
On another note, if you want to send a lad to either one of those games holding up a sign, I can make sure I get a picture of it! |
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"May i bring to your notice for the very last time that i will not in any way tolerate your bullshits with impostors you are dealing with From Nigeria." |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:20 pm |
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Rackingguy, they may ban the vuvuzela before that.
Please wear this for me:
(unless you are Portuguese, of course).
Any pictures you take may be used in baiting. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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gerald.fird
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Mar 2010
Posts: 2135
Location: Ladland
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:13 pm |
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Well. This is my Portugese Character's Name
Maria do Carmo Mão de Ferro e Cunha de Almeida Santa Rita Santos Abreu |
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Mrs. CHIPIWA MAZIVA - Johannesburg to Cape Town - 1800 miles round-trip
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:30 pm |
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No luck yet with other/more results. Hopefully from now (Sunday night) on.
So I´ve just sent another few "Nigeria I pity you" emails.... |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:35 pm |
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