New mass-bait anyone? New MuteMusic lad ready to be tortured

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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:35 pm

Hi guys,

Gomer has a keen 18 year old lad who's new to the game, willing to make a lot of money from his MuteMusic Productions format (introduced a few weeks ago thanks to Manhor Gomer - thread can be found here http://[url]forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=184817&start=0[/url]). This was sort of a small follow-on format from the original CERN format, so it didn't really last long due to him being pissed off by the time the MuteMusic format was introduced.

That one now looks to be dying down, so hopefully we can get a fully-fledged MuteMusic mass-bait kicked off if anyone's interested Very Happy

I've told him that i've bombed the format, so here it is with an email address to reply to:

Quote:

Dear friend,

How are you on this fine day? I hope this email finds you in good condition, good spirits, STI-free and pleasantly drunk. Please read carefully what I am about to tell you, I got your email from an online friend who has worked with you in the past.

My name is Hank Martin, I am a senior producer here at MuteMusic Productions. I have worked with some of the top names in the music industry in my 40 year career, names like Rick Astley, Gary Glitter, Mr. Blobby and more recently, dance-punk band Test Icicles. We have studios based all over the world, ranging from Nepal to New Zealand.

In recent months, myself and my team have been developing a new kind of music – music for the deaf. We have pumped a lot of our own money into this work, and feel we are now at a point where we are confident that it works. This is how it works in simple terms; The patient is given a small microchip that is implanted into their anus. This, when hooked up to our specially developed ‘iDeaf’ mp3 player, allows the recipient to hear music in high-quality 320kbit/s bitrate.

Right now, we are looking for both musicians and investors to help us out. We have come to you as I have been informed you have a reputation either musically or in terms of investment. I hope that we can work together in some form.

If you are willing to help this project, please email me back at: [email protected]

Regards, and have a nice day
Hank Martin

Hopefully we can make this young'un suffer a bit. Have fun! Laughing

Edit: The original lad was suspicious and dropped it like a hot potato, however a new lad is hooked so I've changed the reply-to email if anyones still interested Smile

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:02 pm

Is this an organised mass bait, or a free for all?

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:06 pm

Just a free-for all Smile

Get your replies in and hopefully it can turn into something beautiful Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:29 pm

A whole bunch of hearing-impaired people should descend on this Lad. Mal and Cammy are ready - anyone else?

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:34 pm

I'm in. I'm going to be dumping the Nutty Professor in the other thread. I need some fresh meat Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:29 pm

Yastreb wrote:

A whole bunch of hearing-impaired people should descend on this Lad.

Hahahaha .. "dear lad, can you repeat that please?"

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:35 pm

^^^I suppose I don't have to worry about giving him a phone number if he asks. I'm deaf after all. What the hell am I going to do with a phone?

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:38 pm

I invented a deaf charac. to avoid that phone call thing. He has a TTY or
what d'ya call it. Highly specialised equipt. that the other party needs too.

Anyhoo, he's perfect for this. Will do, jumping all over Prof. Hank...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Ooo... Looks fun, mind if I jump in?

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:23 pm

I think I'll toss in. I have tinnitus in RL, may as well put it to use.

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:01 pm

I haven't told him I'm deaf yet, but just so far I'm an investor. I wish to invest $25,000 for 25 percent of the profits. And I want a seat on the board of directors Smile

I told him how ingenious this company was and I really love the sheet music for the blind (that was in the second script).

@Todd: Jump in. The more the merrier!

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:43 am

Mottie's in! Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Dwatina:

Seems we're working similar angles. I had an interesting new development. I got this a little while ago:

Quote:

confirm bro ..i no say you just want test my intellectual ni ....i no say na you send all the responce wey dey here and that cool ..ok

I roughly translate the laddish to read "I think your just testing me, I'm cool, send me some more magas."
Does he think I'm another guyman, his oga or another oga? I think I could do some convincing ogaing. But I think he thinks I'm EL Scorcho. Please advise.

Edit: I'm thinking mabey a Vlad Oga that knows the secret to hacking gmail? I bet a lot of our Gomered boi's would love to know that trick, or work with someone who does...

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:39 am

Has anyone heard from him? He hasn't been on Yahoo Chat for a day or two. Although he did mention he was a football fan, so he may well have been too caught up in the World Cup.

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:54 pm

I haven't heard from him in several days.

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:10 pm

The original lad got suspicious and dropped the format Sad

However i have another lad just as willing, so if anyones still interested in this then please fire off an email to:

[email protected] [replace the 9 with an 'a']

Hopefully this one will stick around Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:54 pm

Will do. I'll fire off one when I get home tonight. I wonder why the lad got suspicious. Maybe because everyone was saying yes so quickly? For my character, I'm gonna start off asking a few questions and not offer to invest so quickly.

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:15 pm

Okay, I'm in...just passed my self off as a grandfather of a musically talented deaf grandson who cant get signed anywhere...plus a friend of a friend of a friend sent me his e-mail Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:26 pm

I need his IP, can anyone please post it for comparison purposes. ?
Thanks

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:44 pm

^^If you mean the one who has stopped replying because he got suspicious:

41.217.65.13

I haven't tried the latest lad yet.

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:29 pm

I received this e-mail today. It came from this addy [email protected] rather than the hotmail one. The IP address I got from this one is 212.100.250.227, which looks like a proxy to me since Rackspace is coming up as the ISP.

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:39 am

Seems like the new lad is lazy as well. Haven't heard back from him in a few days.He's either suspicious or lazy.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Jan 2009 Posts: 265

Might be fun. Got a deaf woman named Jody, who just finished recording her 3rd music album: Sp1r1tual Mus1c of H3al1ng.

Wonder if he bites Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:11 pm

I have the CD of "Marlee Matlin and Lou Ferrigno- Duets"
Anybody want it before I put it on online auction?

It's rather difficult to listen to, especially for the performers.
They NEED Hank Martin as their producer...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Apr 2010 Posts: 7

I've got one from yet another email address, and he seems to have made a form for me to fill out.

"nest of king"? Laughing

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