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PG Malone
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Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:39 pm |
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Got this one in my catcher account and once i had stopped laughing i felt a sudden overwhelming urge to reply.
I think it was the bit which names the Musicians this guy has worked with in the past that swung it,
Rick Astley , Garry Glitter. Mr Blobby and of course that famous Punk band The Testicals
(didn't Garry Glitter play with these, or was it someone elses he played with'??)
Oh Yeh! and the bit about a micro chip in the Anus that helped as well.
So, shall i invest or bring my own musical talents to the fore???
Maybe i better invest, i do have a keyboard but i suppose there are only so many times you can listen to "House of the Rising Sun"
Just a thought tho, i wonder if an OVEN CHIP has the same effect. .
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Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 8 Jun 2010 05:03:39 -0000 (UTC)
Subject: MuteMusic production Industry
From: "Hank Martin" <Mutemusicproduction@industry>
Reply-To: [email protected]
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Dear friend,
How are you on this fine day? I hope this email finds you in good
condition, good
spirits, STI-free and pleasantly drunk. Please read carefully what I am
about to
tell you, I got your email from an online friend who has worked with you
in the
past.
My name is Hank Martin,(thee Hank Martin) I am a senior producer here at MuteMusic
Productions. I have
worked with some of the top names in the music industry in my 40 year
career, names
like Rick Astley, Gary Glitter, Mr. Blobby and more recently, dance-punk
band Test
Icicles. We have studios based all over the world, ranging from Nepal to
Newzerland.
In recent months, myself and my team have been developing a new kind of
music �
music for the deaf. We have pumped a lot of our own money into this work,
and feel
we are now at a point where we are confident that it works. This is how it
works in
simple terms; The patient is given a small microchip that is implanted
into their
anus. This, when hooked up to our specially developed �iDeaf� mp3 player,
allows the
recipient to hear music in high-quality 320kbit/s bitrate.
Right now, we are looking for both musicians and investors to help us out.
We have
come to you as I have been informed you have a reputation either musically
or in
terms of investment. I hope that we can work together in some form.
If you are willing to help this project, please email me back
at:[email protected]
Regards, and have a nice day
Hank Martin
Now to business LOL
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MoutonBlanc
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Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:46 pm |
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de-educated script. Play it like it's very serious. |
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Fowan Nyne
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Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:15 pm |
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Dig deep PG Malone. |
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PG Malone
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Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:17 pm |
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Hi, Thanks folk's
I wrote him back just to express my interest in his venture.
Basically letting him know what a great idea it was etc etc.
As soon as he "bite's" i will let you know.
I thought it was a baiter at first but hopefully me and my buddy Brainiac
can cause him some "discomfort" along the way
Regards PG |
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Brainiac
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Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:04 am |
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This is that iDeaf format, yes? Well, it's high time I responded
to Hank. Since I'm living in Newzerland right now. Gonna play it
slow and straight.
Had a thought, PG if you're the keyboard player,
I want to be the drummer. I got Hank's e-addy by "referral" so actually
I will be sending a RSEM, not A-SEM. A referral sent.
Want to ask Hank about INVESTING in this new technology. |
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Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:23 am |
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Nice stuff, looks like this lad has been seriously de-educated, rick rolled and had his testicles pulled all in the one go.
The Record Producer (Watermanus tohellicum): De-educated lad who claims to be a music producer who has worked with some of the words top acts, and has recording studios worldwide. His C.V is often to be found wanting.
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Rick Astley, Gary Glitter, Mr. Blobby and more recently, dance-punk
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PG Malone
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Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:48 pm |
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Still waiting to hear from Hank Martin, (didn't he play guitar with Cliff and the shadows )
Anyway, just got back from the STI clinic and the good news is i got away with it again wo hoo!!!!, (I swear by Carbolic soap and wire brush lol.)
Dont know if he's been de-educated sounds more like he has had a full frontal lobotomy to me??
Hope he does get back to us as i feel there are hours of fun to be had.
Brainiac, you can have your instrument of choice pal, the only stipulation being that i INSERT MY OWN MICRO CHIP thank you!!!!!!..
regards Pg |
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PG Malone
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Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:31 pm |
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Just got this one back from the now, Hank Martin Smith.
Dear friend,
Thank you so much for your reply, it is good to know that the email found you. You will be delighted to know that we have made even further steps in accomplishing our goals; With the success of the music for the deaf, we are now also setting our sights on creating sheet music for the blind. This will be a great project to be involved in, not only from a creative perspective, but also a money-making one.
I have been discussing the figures with the company lawyer, Mr. Barry Fender. We have agreed that with a one off deposit of $10,000USD above from yourself, we can offer you a place on the development and/or investment team. From this, you will be entitled to HAVE SOME % share of the profits when we sell the product to global companies such as Sony and Universal. We estimate that this will earn the company at least $90,000,000USD, meaning you will receive approximately $9,000,000USD. ABOVE
If you still maintain an interest and are willing to make the above $10,000USD down-payment, please email me back immediately for more information on how to proceed with this.
Regards,
Mr. HANK MARTIN SMITH
Sounds like a reasonable turnover of profit in these times of our's.
I particularly like the lawyers name Mr FENDER, very musical.
I shall endeavour to contact him shortly lol.
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Fowan Nyne
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Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:43 pm |
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You digging deeper PG? |
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I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
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"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
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PG Malone
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Posted:
Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:15 pm |
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Fowan Nyne wrote: |
You digging deeper PG? |
Be Rude of me not too Fowan Nyne
PG |
_________________ If only they could!! x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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Raga Man
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Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:52 pm |
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That is too funny, PG! Tell him you used to play for the Butthole Surfers (yeah, that's a real band - google it) and this gig seems like a natural for you. |
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PG Malone
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Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:31 am |
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Well folk's the Barrister Mr Fender (or Bender as i called him)got in touch.
I just need to fill in a few Doc's and the money will come rolling in
Look's like he got one of his Blind+ Deaf Music student's to write it!!
First script i have had with a speech impediment
Good dey
am Barrister Barry Fender in recept of MUTE MUSIC PRODUCTION INDUSTRY COMPANY i have been other by Mr. Hank Martin about your investment it there company hope your intestesd bellow i have enclose the Agrement form for you to be fill out and scan it back to me when you have fee it with you hand with black pen
regards
Barrister Barry Fender
ME
Yo Mr Harry Bender man
Got your mail dude and understand.
Give me a couple of day,s man to get to a scanner, we are in a tour bus untill we finish the gig here on the Bink's dude, so we dont got a scanner, taking me some time to get a signal too on this laptop man, so it could go off anytime.
Had a crazy gig tonight, fans were great man, wow, that place was rocking, everyone must have loved us dude they were throwing drinks for us ,I was soaked,cool or what, we did a few Daniel O,Donnel numbers and the crowd went wild!!
Ok ,so in a few days i get you the 5k and my buddy will send you his 5K.
Did i send you his address, i cant remember.
Let me know man.
Keep on rocking Dude,
Phil
The Backdoor band
We are going to have sooooooooo much fun together, i just know it.
PG |
_________________ If only they could!! x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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Raga Man
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Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:53 am |
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PG Malone wrote: |
The Backdoor band |
LOVE it! How appropriate. |
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