Lad figures I'm another guyman

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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:43 pm

Tough lad to crack, tried doing the romance scam, but he couldn't get past the "photo proof" because of "security reasons". He always continued to chat with me on YM, so I was just wasting his time. I hadn't talked to him for about two weeks, when he suddenly decides I'm a guyman. He says he found "my photo" on google, but he never comes up with any proof. I thought about going with it, but it turns out that staying in character upset him pretty good (Kris is the lad):

Quote:

Kris: hi
Anna: hi
Kris: guy we 2 dey do dsame tin,wats up? ur id wey u dey use don cast 4 google
Anna: what are you talking about? why are you sending me that jibberish?
Kris: lets b friends and do shit 2gether
Kris: i can help u,just as u can help me
Anna: i thought we were friends. We're not going to do anything together until you show me who u r
Kris: be real or u can go to hell
Kris: no dey fuck up
Anna: kris what is going on, who are you talking to?
Anna: kris is everything ok?
Kris: free me
Kris: wen u are ready to talk ,let me know
Anna: kris, what are you talking about?
Kris: go run ur ownshit
Anna: kris why r u so angry? just cuz we haven't talked for a while?
Kris: wen u are ready to work wit me do let me knw
Anna: what work r u talking about? u know I have a job
Kris: i think ive got to stop talking to u
Kris: eko oni baje
Anna: i don't even understan you, what is the eko oni baji? What language is that?
Kris: get out
Anna: what?
Kris: go look urself or ur fucking id on google and see wat i mean.
Anna: kris i don't know what u r talking about
Kris: dont chat me again,and im serious about it
Anna: serious about what? what is going on?
Kris: just go
Anna: where?
Kris: commot,leave me
Kris: get out dont u get it <--- actual way he sent it
Anna: kris i don't know what is going on y r u acting like this?
Kris:
Anna: kris y r u talking to me this way? what happened 2 u?
Kris: wat do u want from me
Anna: i thought we were friends, now u r swearing at me and talking strange things
Kris: wetin dey do u?
Anna: see, what is this strange talk?
Anna: r u ill?
Kris: why u no dey hear word
Anna: kris, i don't know what's going on, but i refuse to be treated like this. when u r feeling better, let me know
Kris: if u no get maga wey 1 pay u,just tell me,and i can help u work smetin out.i do better than u
Kris: i dont do cheap dating jobs
Anna: kris i told u to stop this strange talking
Anna: have you been smoking something?
Anna: r u on crack?
Kris: fuck u
Kris: i dont know wat im doing with u
Anna: now u r getting abusive, i don't know what drugs u r taking, but I don't like it one bit

He wouldn't talk to me after that, I think I have him confused.

Something tells me he's not a very successful lad, which might explain why he's stredded in India.