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Bait It Up
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Dec 2009
Posts: 294
Location: USA
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Sat May 29, 2010 1:58 pm |
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Here is the beginning of an email from my newest love lad. It's amazing she can press the keys considering that they are about the same size as her.
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My Dear!
How was your night over there in your country,i believe you had a nice night and that the atmosphere over there in your country is very nice today? Mine is a little bit warm over here in Dakar Senegal.My name is Lussy Omuru i am (24)years old, single (never married before), fair in complexion, 1.73cm. |
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_________________ "Pls promise me you wont waste my time because many people have done the same to me.."
"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."
"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"
"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat May 29, 2010 2:36 pm |
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Explain to 'it' that should be mm, not cm. Will they ever learn the metric system? |
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Bait It Up
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Dec 2009
Posts: 294
Location: USA
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Sat May 29, 2010 5:29 pm |
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I get the funny mental image of a little tiny lad hopping and landing from one key to the next in order to type. |
_________________ "Pls promise me you wont waste my time because many people have done the same to me.."
"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."
"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"
"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat May 29, 2010 5:41 pm |
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.. and hoping it gets stuck between the keys ... I see what you mean. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat May 29, 2010 6:16 pm |
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Fantastic! Imagine trying to shove the mouse around!
Or maybe the lad has an iphonealike and types jumping around on the touchscreen? |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Sat May 29, 2010 6:57 pm |
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I get more laffs from the name. "Lussy" as in Octo-Lussy. or Lussy Galore |
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I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez) |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Sat May 29, 2010 7:28 pm |
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Good example of
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The Under-Estimator (Notfaria tohellicum): Completely underestimates things like weights, measures and distances in his scam e-mails. |
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http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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Bait It Up
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Dec 2009
Posts: 294
Location: USA
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Sun May 30, 2010 1:02 am |
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Or maybe she is in labor, and that's how far dilated she is! |
_________________ "Pls promise me you wont waste my time because many people have done the same to me.."
"17,000, usd is a chicken penny so fuck you off."
"Please don't write me anylonger because there's no reason for any more communication since you have messed everything up and i cannot continue to waste my time wtih a BASTARD like you. If you hadn't foolishly exposed your plan to that fellow fool of yours this problems wouldn't have arised so who are to blame I or You?"
"This is the reason why I get angry over you and call you names because you always peace me off.You will never listen to simple instruction"
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puckettgw
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2010
Posts: 168
Location: fe80::**d:9**:fe**:c**e
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Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:19 am |
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the kid's definitely going to need all the money its mother can scam out of people, if that's all it has to work with :O |
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