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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Thu May 27, 2010 7:51 am |
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Click
edited to add:
Unsuspected dangers of using Vaseline
Amazing what the beeb has to offer by way of information, isn´t it |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu May 27, 2010 9:09 am |
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When I read this earlier, I knew it would surface here in GC,
This bit made me laugh...
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"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.
"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. |
And no, getting your lad to inject vaseline into his Johnson is not OK. |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Thu May 27, 2010 9:12 am |
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^^^ |
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Sycamore
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2010
Posts: 53
Location: In a boat.
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Thu May 27, 2010 9:21 am |
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I read up until:
"Men injecting Vaseline into their penis"
That was enough to never make Vaseline the same. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu May 27, 2010 9:22 am |
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Why would you inject anything that obviously doesn't belong there into your Johnson and risk it falling off?
@Roy: How about other oils? And what if he doesn't call it 'Johnson'? |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu May 27, 2010 9:55 am |
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He apparently injected himself with oil to give himself more confidence sexually. |
Huh, most men would go for the far easier "ingesting copious amounts of alcohol" method |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu May 27, 2010 12:43 pm |
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Roycropper wrote: |
And no, getting your lad to inject vaseline into his Johnson* is not OK. |
So who would be an ITP?
I suppose I should ask this on Help, hints and tips, but could you advice me what to tell them? It's not only once or twice I've met a lad who has expressed me his worries as for the size. They have sent me also pictures I can't post here but I've sometimes told them I needed to use the zoom in function to view the tiny thing and still wasn't sure if it was meant to be a joke or not.
*PS: Hmm, I just saw the name today... Oh yes, it was here. |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu May 27, 2010 1:02 pm |
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Roycropper wrote: |
And no, getting your lad to inject vaseline into his Johnson is not OK. |
I hereby offer a one-year premium membership for the first one to post pictures of it.
This is so worth incurring a mod's wrath.
@NORA, there's only one correct answer ever:
"Wow, I didn't know they can get that huge!" |
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