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dragonlady
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Nov 2003
Posts: 133
Location: Central Mississippi, USA
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Fri May 21, 2010 3:38 pm |
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As many of you know, I am legally blind and one of my problems is Glaucoma
I got a new Dr a couple months ago - a lovely woman with a familiar accent. When I asked where, she said Nigeria!
I keep waiting for an offer - either a long lost relative dead in auto accident in Nigeria with a boot full of money OR a 'trunkbox' full of money
No offers yet - but she is an OUTSTANDING doctor! |
_________________ DEAREST ONE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL BUT ONCE AGAIN I FEEL TO SEND YOU MY REFUGEE STATUS CERTIFICATE FOR
YOUR EYE VIEW AND FOR YOU TO TRULY KNOW THAT I AM A SCAMM AS YOU THOUGHT.
YOUR SON,
PRINCE. OLIVER |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Fri May 21, 2010 4:00 pm |
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^^
Although does not automatically mean she is a scammer. I see no connection between her ethnicity and her professional ability/likelyness to commit crime. |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri May 21, 2010 5:27 pm |
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I think it was a joke, Craig! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Fri May 21, 2010 5:46 pm |
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Damn American humour is lost on me.
Sorry, dragonlady, if it was a joke. |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri May 21, 2010 10:09 pm |
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^^We will help you with your Yank Humour Filter as we go along Craig007!
Congratulations on finding an Outstanding doctor dragonlady! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri May 21, 2010 10:15 pm |
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Glad you got a good doc
Ignore the dour, humourless mean, Scotsman, they're not all like that.
So i've been told |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fri May 21, 2010 10:38 pm |
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Must be something in their oats. |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
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you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Fri May 21, 2010 11:02 pm |
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_________________ ***************
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I went to the Mr Biggs' drive-in... And all I got was this lousy Easter Egg with fries!
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Philo Kvetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 577
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Fri May 21, 2010 11:49 pm |
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Craig007 wrote: |
^^
Although does not automatically mean she is a scammer. I see no connection between her ethnicity and her professional ability/likelyness to commit crime. |
I'll buy ya a single malt in Boston anytime you're around. You won't like my humor either - but after a couple who cares? |
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Beerskeleton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Apr 2010
Posts: 55
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Sat May 22, 2010 3:52 am |
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I love that x 1000 |
_________________ The atmosphere over there in your country is very nice today? - P@nda Achim |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sat May 22, 2010 4:58 am |
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a fine redhead she be |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sat May 22, 2010 6:30 am |
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@ Dragonlady: How do you pay her bills? Do you use the new MTCN vault? |
_________________ www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sat May 22, 2010 10:32 am |
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Congrats, Dragonlady. You must already have won in a lottery since you found that gem. In my country we also have excellent doctors from abroad. I've been very happy with some of them and I always love the accents, too.
By the way, believe it or not, dear fellow baiters, Nigerians also receive scamletters. The Nigerians I know hate them probably more than I do. I once asked a Nigerian to assist me and talk with a scammiboi on the phone. It was a long and hilarious discussion that should have been recorded and it was the lad who paid for the fun. If my friend had more time from RL, he could easily become one of the best baiters under the sun because he knows the national psyche so well even though he's been away from the country for years.
To be honest, I have met Nigerians in RL who proposed to me all too quickly and I confess that I was tempted to bait them a bit. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sat May 22, 2010 11:02 am |
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Good doctors are worth hanging on to |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sat May 22, 2010 11:49 am |
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Technomancer wrote: |
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Ahem.
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_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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tonnysand117
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 12 Aug 2008
Posts: 28
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Posted:
Mon May 24, 2010 8:08 am |
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Fo'andles wrote: |
Must be something in their oats. |
yeah, agreed |
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sagat
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Posts: 106
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Posted:
Tue May 25, 2010 8:24 pm |
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Sorry that was not funny at all |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Posted:
Tue May 25, 2010 8:31 pm |
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No need to apologize zagat... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:35 am |
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Ignore the dour, humourless mean, Scotsman, they're not all like that. |
I understand most are worse.
(more Yank humor, no offense intended) |
_________________ U BE MAGA U ARE VERY WICKED I MUST TELL AND STUPID - Charles Blaise
Listen, my contact with you in this transaction does not warrant you to insult my personality for any reason. - Godwin Luis
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