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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I am.

I take my mother out to stately homes and castles weekly and I discovered that it's possible to book specially to get to Bawdsey Manor which was a secret radar establishment she was stationed at during the Second World War.

She's not far off 90 but very sprightly and as poisonous as a rattlesnake to anyone without gloves Laughing I got a taste of it when she reminded me that she was still covered by the Official Secrets Act and I mustn't joke about it, which is a bit of a shame 'cause I always pretend I think she was on the other side guiding in Messerschmitts. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

im a good son too, I havnt baited my mother into getting tattoos or filling in endless forms or safariing anywhere lately.

but seriously, I why wont you take me to see old castles and secret radars. I love that stuff.

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll tell my mother you offered. She's looking for a new son, but I warn you she doesn't go off in a huff - she goes off hissing. Laughing

The most fun I had was when I took her to Framlingham Castle and I insisted on getting photos the othere side of a mere and we ended up in a swamp up to our knees in mud. Laughing

It took her 6 months to get over that.

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oh yes you really are good to your 90 yr old mother, making her wade through a swamp and all. Suppose you told her that the mud was good for her complexion?

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I always pretend I think she was on the other side guiding in Messerschmitts.


Have you ever watched "Piece of Cake" from Masterpiece Theater with her?

I would love to hear her comments.

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ was that the one that was on TV years ago? it was very good if so.

Bawdsey manor sounds very interesting, I may have to go and see it with some of my folks.

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My mother is about to turn 91.
She served in the US Navy during WW2.

She sometimes asks me if I have her old uniforms.
I am afraid that she will try to re-enlist.

Smile

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nailgunner - I believe that the radar station is open to the public but to get access to the manor itself you have to book, and it's only open certain times of the year.

We've started arguing already as she said it's on a promontory and it isn't, but it's easier just to grin Very Happy and nod my head. If they have a swamp close by maybe I'll take her for another walk.

It's probably not that exciting to see, but it'll have memories for her. She's already told me about her war wound Shocked - a bomb blast blew out the window glass and she got a one inch gash in her finger.

She was saying that apart from the top secret radar set up they used to attach incendiary devices to balloons and release them when the wind was blowing in the right direction. The Germans had rockets - and we sent back balloons with firecrackers attached - how much more British can you get ? I wonder how many French cows we set on fire ?
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Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think she may have meant the right direction for Scotland

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's stories like these that make me realise 'Dad's Army' and 'Allo Allo' weren't that far of the mark... Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@GP Laughing So, are you implying that you come by your "unusual" thinking by some act of nature?
I'd almost bet, she probably called you a couple more words to modify the "son" while in the swamp. Laughing

@Cougar - Occasionally >10 times funnier than you'd believe Wink, but also many times worse than you can imagine Sad

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mum wasn't fibbing

http://www.bocn.co.uk/vbforum/british-balloon-incendiary-t4665.html?s=c1de585793e37dede42a615dcff540ad&

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After a lengthy bureaucratic struggle between the Air Ministry and the Admiralty, the British Chiefs of Staff gave the go-ahead in September 1941 and a launch site was set up at Landguard Fort near Felixstowe in Suffolk. The first launches took place on 20 March 1942. Within days, the British were receiving reports of forest fires near Berlin and Tilsit in East Prussia.

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Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ GP - it's a fantastic response. I'm still deeply in awe of the scale models of cities and cardboard cutout tanks they put out to deceive bomber crews. British ingenuity is something to be truly feared Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm trying to figure out what goes on in someone's head at the moment he decides that 'launching' balloons from somewhere in the UK to crash in Germany could be a good idea. I'm also wondering how much such a person would care about the wellbeing of the Dutch?

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did the Japanese not have a similar type of balloon bomb
Fugo?

@ Gomer, that's nice taking your mum out
Do you bring her home too or is it safari time for her?

Just joking, wish my kids would take me somewhere interesting.
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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the Yanks had a plan to release tiny bats carrying firebombs in "The Pacific." They were frozen when released, woke up on the way down, swarmed around a little bit, then each set some poor civilian's house on fire when he/she landed. Or at least that was the theory. It was only tested once, but the stupid bats flew the wrong direction, and the amount of American property that was destroyed led them to abandon the idea.

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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Soviets used "dog mines" in the first year of the Great Patriotic War of the Soviet Union* - basically dogs with explosives strapped to their backs were trained to run under tanks, and a protruding strut would be pushed down to set off the charge.

The problem was the the dogs couldn't be trained to discriminate between German and Soviet tanks, and in battle the dogs were prone to panic and run every which way.

*The official title of World War Two in the USSR, and it may still obtain (without the Soviet Union reference). The Russians and the Americans can both be parochial that way.

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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Crying or Very sad Poor dogs. (and bats, and cows)

I hate that when people decide to destroy each other they have to involve animals. I can understand that they want to minimise human casualties, but it's not the animals fault that they're fighting.

I could say more, but it's getting dangerously into politics territory and I like this thread so I'll shut up now!

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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The US cancelled the "Bat Bomb" project when a more fantastic idea looked like it would work.

Something using uranium.

Bat Bomb : World War II's other Secret Weapon by Jack Couffer(1992) is an interesting book about the bat project.

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