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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 6:27 pm

So. Since I am becoming jedi any time now I find this sentence... very fitting.

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Dear esteemed customer our initial offer selling and exporting GOLD AND DIAMONDS from Africa at a cheaper rate is is on again and our plaza is ready to deliver to your door step company factory etc depends the unit you purchase from us and attached to this massage is a sample of some raw stones which was brought from LIBERIAN and GHANA last week so if you are willing to buy from us kindly email our plazza

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Dear,

Do you even sell lightsaber replicas?

Yours,

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dear customer yes we do and how many quantity of it do you want so kindly get back to me

My bolding. Army of jedi's anyone? Laughing

What? You cant blame me. Blame the dark side.

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:02 pm

Ask him if he has an 'real' lightsabers. Now that would be cool Cool

Lets make a long list of Jedi/Empire related gear and see what else hes got.
Full Size AT-AT walker
Millenium Falcon, with broken hyperdrive
1 x box of Red underpants with an arrow pointing down and "Beware the Dark Side You Must" written above it (on the rear) - Green Dwarf size XXXS

Ninja

(can we have a Darth Vader Emoticon please)

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:31 pm

So.
Lightsabers were parts of my. .. experiment. I sent couple of lads lightsaber request... sorta ASEM.

This guy comes with a GUIDE how to make a lightsaber and than asks for 700 usd for each saber.

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How are you doing today? Thanks for your email to me.

1.25" diameter PVC pipe
Switch
Battery pack and batteries (2 to 4)
For Blade
Translucent polycarbonate tube
22 gauge solid wire
35 LEDs (red and blue are common, but you can get color you like)
Here are the steps in making a lightsaber handle.

First cut the PVC pipe for the desired length. The PVC pipe is supposed to be the handle of the lightsaber so cut it accordingly. A 10 cm handle will be more than enough.
To make your lightsaber look even more fancier, you can decorate the saber a bit by spray-painting the lightsaber and adding rubber grips on it. You can use a black or a silver spray-paint for a good effect.

Drill a small hole or a cut on the PVC pipe where you want to keep the switch. I'd prefer placing the button at the bottom of the lightsaber as then it wouldn't interfere with my swishing the lightsaber. Place the battery pack above the switch. You will need around two to four batteries depending upon the length of your lightsaber. Attach the battery pack to the switch.

Now take the wires and remove the insulation on the wires. Attach these wires to the battery pack. Place the switch in the hole which you had drilled for it.

Yet another material that's used occasionally, is aluminum piping. This was what was used in the short film "Ryan vs. Dorkman". This material is still pretty cheap but obviously has the added danger of being able to seriously hurt someone. Use this one with caution. bout if you can send me like 700usd to get post sum of the lightsaber for you. i will do that and i will also want you to send me your address and phone number.

Thanks

It took him three days to write this reply. It's completely off script, yet its written very well. I almost admire this guy for such detailed guide. Shocked

This lad is from Lagos, which makes the wow effect even bigger.

And just for your amusement - this is the movie he was reffering.
Ryan vs. Dorkman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NE5elL30w4

I believe he had to learn all this stuff. And check some refferences like this movie. And I hope it took him a lot of time.

I hope, that now, that he knows how to make one, he is prepared, later, to make one. Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:40 pm

Of course. I was horribly wrong. I knew it.
He just google it and pasted it.
Thats reason the english is that well.

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:26 pm

Thats not 'the' Ben Johnson.. Canadian sprinter .. thrown out for cheating .. wondered what he was up to these days Smile

You should get the lad to send you a photo of all the parts and see what he comes up with. The innards of an radio and a rusty old pipe probably.
I'm all for enterprise though. You want to see it first before you buy it Wink

Perhaps ask him for a mock up of one for demonstration purposes, say you have a lot of clients.

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:45 pm

Yeah. I plan of those.
To make the fish even bigger I plan to somehow use "local group of Jediist" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism who wants to buy lightsabers. I think 100 might be enough.

Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:23 pm

Does he sell clones, of the female variant? Tight buns and an hourglass figure is preferred. How long will it take to grow one?

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:25 pm

Not so fast young padawan. Time will show. Wink

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:50 pm

My science professor is pushing me for biological experiments. I need the clone now! Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:50 am

You should send him this data.

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census
Over 53,000 people listed themselves as Jedi in New Zealand's 2001 census

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Sikhism, Judaism, and Buddhism, and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the country

I myself am Jedi, born and bred Smile

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

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