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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:15 am |
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I aksed my barriser Lad to write a letter to my orderlies - I am in retirement home and after calling me 4 times a day one day one of the orderlies picked up the phone (thanks to my girlfriend) and now they are suspicious.
My barrister now is Bobo. Nice first line, would make me suspicious - but I am no orderly, indeed.
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I hope the mail below is the type of written note you need from me?
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Good Morning to you.
My name is Bobo, and I was told by my good friend Mr Thomas that you need some proves about his English speaking friend who called the other day to know how he was doing, but unfortunately someone else picked up his phone.
So am writing now to let you know that Mr Thomas A. was a friend whom I saved his life some years ago when he was attacked by a snake. everybody around him ran away that very day, because they couldn't stand it, but I was the person who went straight to him and took him to the nearest hospital for his medical attention, seems nobody was eager to help. and We all knew that snake bite is very poisonous. so I took care of him and his hospital bill, then Mr Thomas promised never to forget my kind effort towards him for saving his life.
I was a Carrier with 5 kids to take care of. and now I am seriously ill, I got the swine flu – and I can’t work as a carrier at the moment.
So I really need some help from Mr Thomas A. to lend me some money to buy food for my family. please try to understand my situation and let Mr Thomas help me now that I need his help if he truly appreciate my kindness for saving his life.
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours Sincerely
Mr Bobo
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Someone else with nice Lad-writing-work??? |
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maninblack
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 313
Location: Reality, But it's an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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Tue May 11, 2010 6:49 pm |
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^^^^^ can't work as a carrier,, I thought with swine flu you already were
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Well i just want to know if it is Sandra my girlfriend that you are having sex with now , How can you collect my money and also fucking my girlfriend what the hell on this earth have i done to you that make you to be treating me this way, No one as ever make me shed tears long time ago but you are making me to do it now what have i done to you. |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Tue May 11, 2010 7:27 pm |
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never heard the "snakebite" story, very entertaining, everybody around him ran away? where was he, somewhere crowded ? That is some good creative writing.
Write back to Bobo, yes he remembers you. He actually got bit on the schlong and you had to suck out the poison and spit, suck the poison and spit, til help arrived. A true friend, reward him generously.hehe |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Wed May 12, 2010 12:14 am |
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@Brainiac :
I know you are always busy on a dozen baits, so I give you the important first lines of my post again.
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I aksed my barriser Lad to write a letter to my orderlies - I am in retirement home and after calling me 4 times a day one day one of the orderlies picked up the phone (thanks to my girlfriend) and now they are suspicious. |
I wrote him that this is bullshit and I need it handwritten with a picture.
Now I have that http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=184310&highlight=
and I am going all-in for a second picture. |
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"u dis fucking ingrate, *DELETED*!"
"YOU ARE VERY VERY STPEID MAN FUK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY"
"you are a thief i know you ....fbi is coming for you"
"YOU WILL RUST IN HELL YOU BASTERD"
"I don't mean no disrespect but i don't like that word cunning,I mean this is a charity work for Christ's sake"
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed May 12, 2010 12:19 am |
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Gee he looked pretty healthy for someone with Swine Flu in the photo you posted elsewhere. I am continually amazed what feats our lads can accomplish when they are at death's door. I mean being able to pass yourself off as looking the picture of health with such a debilitating illness is truly awesome, as is summoning up the energy to visit the WU office. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Wed May 12, 2010 11:30 am |
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Two new Scammer species and one known species from this prune.
The Hero (Vallianti tohellicum): Lad who tells stories of how he saved someones life.
The Pidgin (Nulanglica tohellicum): Scammer who makes excuses for his terrible English, often claiming that someone else had picked up the phone when we all know it was him. |
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