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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue May 11, 2010 11:10 pm |
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Hi,
Ask your lad for a flying elephant. You can use the following picture as proof they exist.
[img]<a href="http://s556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/anitasukewe/?action=view¤t=elephant.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/anitasukewe/elephant.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>[/img] |
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Androgynous
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2010
Posts: 16
Location: UK
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Wed May 12, 2010 1:29 am |
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Of course they exist. You didn't think Walt Disney was lying to us, did you? 
The trouble is, quarantine regulations mean that elephants aren't allowed to fly between countries. The lad will have to put your elephant in two trunk boxes at the security company and then you pay the demurrage before the diplomatic courier can deliver it... |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed May 12, 2010 1:56 am |
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Why two trunk boxes? Most elephants have only the one trunk. |
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Taj Mahal
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2010
Posts: 279
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Wed May 12, 2010 2:11 am |
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I once tried playing a pig farmer trying to get elephant semen from some gold boys so I could breed elephantpigs. They got the semen but we had difficulties with western union.
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Androgynous
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Joined: 06 May 2010
Posts: 16
Location: UK
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Wed May 12, 2010 9:42 am |
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| thomas-the-tank wrote: |
| Why two trunk boxes? Most elephants have only the one trunk. |
Yeah, but that elephant's nesting in a tree, and the tree has a trunk too |
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RS5
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Mar 2010
Posts: 122
Location: OZ
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Wed May 12, 2010 10:11 am |
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As if it's not bad enough when a bird craps on your car. |
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