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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:04 pm

We all know they love to make themselves feel important by calling themselves doctors, and reverends and all that jazz, but lately I have been getting some good ones flowing in.

Was wondering if anyone else was getting this influx of "Using-a-fake-name- to-compensate-for-my-pathetic-worth" lads

A few days ago I got a Reverend at a refugee camp, his id showed the pic of a fella in army greens with several badges on, when I asked about his badges he said he was also a retired General Major.

Today I got Major Reverend Paul Barristor (his email was majorbaristor@...)

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:57 pm

Sleepless and my love lad (we have been baiting him as sisters for over a year and a half), Don, has a self proclaimed title. He calls himself General Don Steady, Future President of the United State Of Africa. Smile

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:45 pm

I got a "Reverend Engineer" recently... Maybe he goes around repairing churches...

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:16 pm

Huntington wrote:

Today I got Major Reverend Paul Barristor (his email was majorbaristor@...)

That must be very confusing for him. Who does he take his orders from, and who has superiority? The General, the Archbishop or the Lord Chief Justice? All three at once?

I want to know. Smile

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 10:47 pm

Maybe you should pull a Catch-22 and start calling yourself Major Major. Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 6:09 am

Ahhh perfect, just what I needed to start the weekends baiting Wink

New Scammer Genus:
The Titled (Majoria tohellicum): Self important moron who gives their character over inflated titles, often completely messing them up.

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:02 pm

^^^ you could write a book detailing all these strange new species you have discovered.

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:10 pm

A fair while back I had an 'Executive Professor' email me

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 5:06 pm

I've only had mildly amusing ones, including one who thinks "mrs." is an infix title as in "firstname mrs. lastname". You guys get all the fun. Wink

I'm still waiting for that one lad to send out my Supreme Cretinous Barrister script too. Sad

Master Baiter Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 187

All together now: “I am the very model of a Reverend Major Barrister…”

Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 8:13 pm

This is a real one it's even worse.

Quote:

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal, Al Hajji, Dr. Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular, and Commander- in- Chief of the Uganda armed forces

Yep it's seems the British started it Smile

(I am a Brit BTW before I get flamed )

Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:41 pm

Firbuz wrote:

All together now: “I am the very model of a Reverend Major Barrister…”

This is completely worthy of breaking out a rhyming dictionary.

I am the very model of a Reverend Major Barrister
I've scammed some magas but I have no words that rhyme with barrister.
I have some fake IDs that I was given by a mugu
But then a baiter laughed at me and I moved to Enugu.

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 5:13 am

Words that rhyme with barrister:

These are 'last' syllable rhymes (no double rhymes exist)

bestir bolster dexter dragster funster
gamester gangster hamster hipster holster
huckster lobster minster mobster monster
muenster oldster oyster pollster poster
prankster punster quackster quipster rhymester
roadster rouster shyster songster speedster
spinster stir teamster tipster trickster
ulster webster youngster

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:18 am

^^ Those don't qualify as rhymes to me. Wink

I never got that payment that was sent through MTCNTool
But I'll just keep on trying, because I am the world's biggest fool...

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:40 am

My first lad was called Princess King Dioka. Is she a princess? Or is he a king?

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 2:25 pm

^^
I think I saw him/her in Amsterdam Smile

Boobs were nice but the other thing was rather large so I ran away Wink

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 9:00 pm

Maybe it requires a different approach...

I am the very model of a Reverend Major Barrister
I even came out clean when a client said I'd harrassed her
But I admit I met my match in a worshipper of Odin
Eleven months of wrangling and not a kobo flowed in.

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:15 am

^^ Happy 8000th post, but your meter is off. Wink

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 11:51 am

Maybe, but my verse scans slightly better than yours. I liked the mugu/enugu rhyme though.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Quote:

Barr Lynon Dennis, Esq, LLB, MBA, PhD, ILO

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:26 pm

[quote="JMRazor"]

Quote:

Barr Lynon Dennis, Esq, LLB, MBA, PhD, ILO

I baited a Lynon Dennis once...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=927384&highlight=dennis#927384

Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 6:29 am

I am the very model of a Reverend Major-General
I've information on some loot I gleaned from a caught criminal
I can bring the cash to England, I swear my cut is minimal
From Cameroon to Waterloo, if you can act responsible

I am not acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
My English strange and pidgin, is simple and quite comical
I lack in common sense as well, so you might find hilarity
By sending me to far flung reaches so I loose my sanity

By sending him to far flung reaches so to loose his sanity
By sending him to far flung reaches so to loose his sanity
By sending him to far flung reaches so to loose his sanity

I'm telling you that trust must be for this to work for both of us
Forty for you, sixty for me, our wealth will be miraculous
Then I'll come to stay with you and be your lifelong pal
I am the very model of a Reverend Major-General

In short, he will come to stay with you and be your lifelong pal
He is the very model of a Reverend Major-General

I keep repeating sentences, the loot is in a largish crate
It's full of gold, cash marked with ink, I've got to buy some Acitate
I quote the Bible all the time, I'm Christian you might want to find
To charity I'll give the lot, you must know I'm very kind

I will tell undoubted lies to you and lest you say profanities
I know the Bible back to front and swearing is a sin you see
Now I quote where God has said that trust in me will bring you more
If I scam some cash from you, I'll probably spend it on a whore

If he scams some cash from you, he'll probably spend it on a whore
If he scams some cash from you, he'll probably spend it on a whore
If he scams some cash from you, he'll probably spend it on a whore

Print your name and bank account, clearly, on this faked up form
I swear to you this deal is done if you can send it like a storm
You must pay the fee to me in time I think is minimal
I am the very model of a Reverend Major-General

You must pay the fee to him in time he thinks is minimal
He is very model of a Reverend Major-General

Now you've sent the form to me it's time to meet the Barrister
His titles many, count them please, you cannot fault his character
All his papers bear a mark, please regard the seal of truth
With the red star upon these bills how dare you question all this proof

When I have learnt what progress has been made in 'these modality'
I tried to get the money from W.U, and they just fucking laughed at me (wuh yew)
Here is me straddling my best goat and placing bread upon my head
You'll say a better Major-General had never broke an egg

You'll say a better Major-General had never broke an egg
You'll say a better Major-General had never broke an egg
You'll say a better Major-General had never broke an egg

I've travelled far from home and sick of this adventury
The naked pictures I sent you show that my wang is legendry
But my brain can't take the strain and know that I have hit the wall
I am the very model of a Reverend Major-General

But his brain can't take the strain and knows that he has hit the wall
He is the very model of a Reverend Major-General

Smile

Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 6:48 am

^^^

Cute...

Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 8:36 am

thomas-the-tank wrote:

^^^

Cute...

You like .. I've added more Smile