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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Thu May 06, 2010 3:06 am |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Thu May 06, 2010 7:23 am |
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I ticked "i prefer not to tell my age" cause it would be useless. My age doesn't show on my heavenly body and i'm young at heart. Make that juvenile. But the loss of hair on my skull makes me older then i am.
Strange though that when the years go by, the hairline drops down. I think i grow a beard to have at least some hair on my head. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu May 06, 2010 8:17 am |
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I'm a 12 year old boy trapped inside the body of a 49 year old man.
I'll be 50 this year. Difficult age. Too old to be a gigolo, too young to be a dirty old man. What to do? |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Thu May 06, 2010 10:17 am |
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@ windypops, start learning the 'embarrassing dad dance' whilst you're deciding re the gigolo/dirty old man dilemma, that's what I advised my hubby to do when he turned 50 a few weeks ago
I'm 42 and our daughter is 5 (yeah, I was a career girl first). You know how some people are just born old, well I'm happy to say that I wasn't and I'm aiming for reaching 100, just so that I can get the birthday telegram from whichever Royal is King/Queen then
I think it's great that there's a good mix of ages on the forum.
And I'm really glad that we have an elf too, especially one that is old enough to have known the elves from my favourite childhood story - The Elves and The Shoemaker
Corona, was that enough spitting? |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu May 06, 2010 10:25 am |
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Rover is already working on updating the new 419eater logo.
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Thu May 06, 2010 10:37 am |
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^^^ |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Thu May 06, 2010 10:37 am |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu May 06, 2010 11:29 am |
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I'd love to know who baited SSA into providing that security picture. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu May 06, 2010 11:30 am |
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Asena wrote: |
@ windypops, start learning the 'embarrassing dad dance' |
Erm..... I'm ahead of the game on that score. embarrassing dad dance
@ Anyone under 20 on this forum. Get a haircut. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu May 06, 2010 11:33 am |
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Inspector Gadget wrote: |
I'd love to know who baited SSA into providing that security picture. |
I'll never say.
No seriously, that's how I pose for fish photos. I'll start a separate thread called "SSA's fish photos". Maybe when I get back from my 4 day trip. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu May 06, 2010 12:29 pm |
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I'm old enough to know life is not as long as I used to think, young enough to hope that I am not yet half way, realistic enough to know I more than likely am.
My real age happens to be a perfect age for baiting love lads so I normally tell my pets the truth about my age |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
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x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Thu May 06, 2010 1:52 pm |
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windypops wrote: |
... What to do? |
Hey, that's an easy one to answer. Whatever you want! Pretend! You should know how to do that, with being in here and all
windypops wrote: |
... Anyone under 20 on this forum. Get a haircut. |
Good thing I don't qualify there (as long as meant under 20 years physical age) , with my hair reaching down to the middle of my back. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Thu May 06, 2010 2:23 pm |
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windypops wrote: |
I'm a 12 year old boy trapped inside the body of a 49 year old man.
I'll be 50 this year. Difficult age. Too old to be a gigolo, too young to be a dirty old man. What to do? |
Fifty, oh really? Guess what your doctor wants to do to you!! |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu May 06, 2010 2:32 pm |
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SSA - - In the picture, which one is you?
Bruin |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu May 06, 2010 4:11 pm |
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I'm 27--which is youngish here, but way old in my college classes.
At least I can buy the girls beer... |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu May 06, 2010 5:45 pm |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu May 06, 2010 5:50 pm |
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^^^
You'll probably have more! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Thu May 06, 2010 6:10 pm |
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justjay wrote: |
with my hair reaching down to the middle of my back. |
So does mine. Unfortunately, it starts at the bottom of my neck. |
_________________ --
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu May 06, 2010 7:20 pm |
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windypops wrote: |
I'll be 50 this year. Difficult age. Too old to be a gigolo, too young to be a dirty old man. What to do? |
Have you thought about having a "mid life crisis"? I hear they are pretty popular... I have one at least once a week.
Or you could go to college like scissorkick, because you can not only buy the girls beer, you can also buy houses.
Corona, the ageless sweetheart of Eater wrote: |
Will I have as many boyfriends after this thread? |
Of course you will. You are ageless, just like Marilyn Monroe! (Plus you are younger than many of us.) |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Thu May 06, 2010 8:31 pm |
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@windypops, great windmill gone heywire impression with that dancing |
_________________ Asena
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Beerskeleton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Apr 2010
Posts: 55
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Thu May 06, 2010 9:45 pm |
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I'm 17 Yayy, I'll soon have the privilege to sing ''I'm 18 and I like It!''
This is my picture (Just messing with the camera )
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Thu May 06, 2010 10:03 pm |
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Beerskeleton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Apr 2010
Posts: 55
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Thu May 06, 2010 10:14 pm |
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That's a bottle of Irish Spring and, next to It, a bottle of Axe shampoo |
_________________ The atmosphere over there in your country is very nice today? - P@nda Achim |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri May 07, 2010 1:36 am |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri May 07, 2010 1:50 am |
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Hey, beerskeleton! You better not be drinking beer at 17! And clean up that messy room! What the hell is wrong with you? This is not a barn!
I'm old enough to have heard all that crap ^^ already, and able to repeat it for over a decade, myself.
I'm old enough to call most of you here young whippersnappers.
I'm older than Corona, maybe...
I'm old enough to have forgotten whether I had a mid-life crisis or not, which is a bonus.
I received my only birthday card at 50 from AARP already. Thank you family for forgetting me on that most unspecial half-a-century day. I did not want to be reminded.
I'm old enough not to have inhibitions about wearing this pink dress avatar and talking like a girlie. |
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