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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:42 pm |
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A third of a year overdue, I know. But better late than never, right?
This is the original thread
i will be in lagos by tomorow morning
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Dearest Father.
thanks for your mail.
i am not buyant enough to take a flight but i will travel by road. that is why i should leave this night so that by tomorow morning i will be in lagos.
i will locate the airport. so espect me in lagos by tomorow morning.
thanks and God bless see you in lagos.
yours in his vineyard. |
IP : 41.207.162.5 - "Togo"
i am at the airport now
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Dearest Father
thanks for your mail,
i am at the murtala muhamed airport now,
thanks and God bless
yours in his vineyard, |
IP : 41.184.17.238 - "Nigeria (Lagos)"
what next?
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Dearest Father
i have been to airport since mornning and you din't even show up. what have i don wrong to deserv all this type of treatment. i mailed you as we agreed and you dont even show i said to myself that i will not moov an ench so to prove every thing today.
now i know that you are just networking me good but i think that its enough this way for i cant go on like this or i go mad. i canot sqoander my health in serching for wealth. so if you then want me to work with you better be open up. is only that i promised God that i want to work with you right from the bigining. i understand God covanant as a brid and groom who vow to mary each other for better for worst. but i dont know if others understands it this way that i do, so can we go straight to the point now? DO YOU WANT ME TO WORK WITH YOU? CAN YOU NOW UNDERSTAND THAT I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU NOT YOUR MONEY? CAN YOU NAW TAKE ME THE WAY I AM? CAN WE NOW REASON TOGETHER AND WORK FOR GOD AS ONE FAMILY?
i need your urgent reply and i need a flight ticket back home.
thanks and God bless as i wait ti hear from your urgent responds.
yours in his vineyard. |
IP : 41.184.5.73 - "Nigeria (Lagos)"
By the way, with regard to that last paragraph, I had assured the lad that I'd buy him a ticket back. It looks like he counted on that a little too much. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's!
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
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Location: Latin America
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:20 pm |
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Nice work Nick....sucks to be him! |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:01 pm |
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Dearest Father.
thanks for your mail.
i am still in lagos and were i am staying is at AKUTE BY MUBARAK JUNCTION
or just call this phone no 07065xxxxxx for i am so confused as it stands now i dont realy know what is going on. please Father what is going on?
are you troughly in lagos?
then why is it you dont want to give me your phone no nor the one of mr 0jimgba?
why is it you dont want to see me?
are you just testing my faith?
or have i in any way wrong you and you decided to treat me this way?
or are you paying me back based on the disapointment you recieved from one or two african ministers?
or do you think that i am not worthy to work with you?
or am i too young to work with you?
or do you think that i am now hardworking?
or do you think that i will not make it up to your expetetion?
or do you think that i am not seriouse in working with you?
or do you think that i am not up to what i claim that i am?
dont you think that i will make you proude if only you will give me the chance?
dont you think that i will make it up with you if you stand by my side?
dont you know that their are still good and obident ministers in africa?
havent you found out that i want to eork with you?
dont you know that i have sufered much on the line of working with you?
i know it too well that you can call me if you want for i know that i am not carying mascured that will make you not call me.
right from the very first day i ask for your phone no you doudg it from me why?
do you realy want me to work with you?
if so please the stress and pains is toomuch i dont think i will longer go on this way
if your realy in lagos call the above phone no i gave to you also give me your phone no for i know it too sure that were ever you are now people do call you on phone and i know that you recieve more that ten calls every day so why my own is different?
just let me know your mind so to enable me know what to do now.
thanks and God bless as i wait for you urgent respond
yours in his vineyard. |
He sounds pretty disillusioned.
IP's still in Lagos.
"the stress and pains is toomuch i dont think i will longer go on this way"
I don't blame him, really. I've been baiting this poor schmuck since October. Between a group banner, another group banner, an air safari to Abidjan and then to Yam, location scouting and photographing all over the streets of Lome, $1000 spent on government permits, and now this trip to Lagos... I'm not really surprised that he's feeling a bit worn. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:29 pm |
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NickTheCop wrote: |
are you just testing my faith? |
nice!!! |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:33 pm |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
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Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:58 pm |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sat May 01, 2010 9:54 am |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Sat May 01, 2010 10:59 am |
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I refuse to keep believing all of your claims. There are simply too many, too quickly.
Way to go. |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sat May 01, 2010 11:05 am |
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^^ Well I could say the same to you. I'm convinced that Accra to Cotonou safari of yours is bunk.
Lying bastard. Shame on you and whichever doghearted fiend you worked with on that one. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sat May 01, 2010 6:14 pm |
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It seems that no matter how much their suffering begins to resemble that of their RL victims, they never make the connection about tasting of their own medicine.
Keep twisting the knife, Nick! |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sat May 01, 2010 8:41 pm |
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^^ Oh, they sure don't. When I first started baiting, I honestly thought there might be a rehabilitative element with it. I really thought that, as you mentioned, giving them a taste of their own medicine (if you'll forgive the cliche) could give them an idea of what they did to their victims. But, as any experienced baiter can tell you, that simply is never the case. That's why these days, my baiting is strictly punitive in nature. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat May 01, 2010 8:55 pm |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon May 03, 2010 7:30 pm |
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Dearest Father.
Thanks for your mail.
I don’t even need the explanation and I don’t have much to say but I know that the lord will not let me down. I have travelled back to Togo.. I most assure you that I will not travel again for any reason. For I will never be a fool to do so. Thanks for every thing I so much thank God for his protection over my life there in Lagos. Honestly I don’t really know your mind towards me but God know more than I do and he is the only one that has the final say. Thanks for giving me the idea that I never had for I know it too sure that this kind of a thing will never happen in my life again.
You have mad me suffer three times and I don’t think it will ever repeat.
What must be most be if you really want us to partner you let me know.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours in his vineyard. |
IP confirms his return. But the funny thing is, not only did I not get a response for 4 days, but he never even logged in to his box in all that time. Who knows, maybe it has something to do with me having promised him hotels, food and a ticket back home upon his arrival. Maybe.
"I most assure you that I will not travel again for any reason. For I will never be a fool to do so."
That's what he says every time.
That said, do expect another sequel. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Mon May 03, 2010 9:17 pm |
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NickTheCop wrote: |
what have i don wrong to deserv all this type of treatment |
priceless |
_________________
Trafalgar Square 2013
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Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon May 03, 2010 9:20 pm |
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Nice work Nick. I can't wait til his next adventure! |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Mon May 03, 2010 10:14 pm |
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Damn NTC, you're a machine. (..with excellent mileage)
That last email is such a gem.
I will never be a fool to do so. never!
God know more than I do and he is the only one that has the final say. you tell 'em!
this kind of a thing will never happen in my life again. never in your life!
I don’t think it will ever repeat. of course not, youre not a fool!
...if you really want us to partner you let me know. ..awwww .. oh admit it. you want to travel
@subway1: It keeps amazing me how they never link streddedness to ladship. |
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<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
<-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Wed May 05, 2010 12:56 am |
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And, of course, the after-safari rant...
come to lome togo
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Dearest Father.
Thanks for your mail.
With due respect I don’t want to discourse about this for Christ sak. Like I said before that God has the final say. I don’t even know what you take me for ok; you want to see me right? Then why is it you have been hiding your contact and information from me? If you are too real as you said why is it you have been networking me thinking that I don’t know? See father why I was doing all this things is because of whom I think you are for I always like to hark on advice given to me by a fellow minister who is older than I in the ministry but I don’t know that I was just beating around the bush. Why do you lie to me father? Despite the respect I give to you? No problem but I only want you to know that what must be must be. So you are now telling me that you are back to Lagos so that I will come and full myself in Lagos the fourth time? That is typical lye. Bear it in mind that man will not in any way be God. If you finally wish to meet with me then you come to Lome Togo. For I will not say that I will not work with you but if you wish to do so just come to Togo then we can do what so ever we can do.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours in his vineyard. |
For the young must grow one day.
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Dearest Father.
When I see your mail some times it bobbles my mind.
Let me just ask you a question. Are you really a REVEREND FATHER???
For sometimes I reason within myself that you act as if you don’t have any conscience in you.
You have the mind to network a minister of God do you know that God may be angry with you for so doing? Do you know that what you did is too dangerous? Do you realise that you have made me suffer? And you don’t even want to admit and you have the mind to lye to ma that you are back to Lagos just for me to go back to Lagos and suffer? How do you feel when you see people suffering? But I will assure you for one thing t hat I will only forgive you if you tell me your mind. For I know it too well that you are not in Lagos and you didn’t came to the airport you are only working based on the information you get. I just want you to know that I am not only a pastor but a prophet. I always know when you lye to me but I only want to prove all that you have been telling me.
Just come to Togo and see what God is doing through me. Go through the site below and see the good work of God. As David was found inside the bush and was crowned as a king so shall it be in my ministry. For the young must grow one day.
Thanks and God bless.
Yours in his vineyard. |
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_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Wed May 05, 2010 6:42 am |
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New scammer genus:
The Quizmaster (Paxmanus tohellicum): Repeatedly asks pointless questions one after another with all the answers being 'yes'.
Your starter for 10! (*)
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are you just testing my faith?
or have i in any way wrong you and you decided to treat me this way?
or are you paying me back based on the disapointment you recieved from one or two african ministers?
or do you think that i am not worthy to work with you?
or am i too young to work with you?
or do you think that i am now hardworking?
or do you think that i will not make it up to your expetetion?
or do you think that i am not seriouse in working with you?
or do you think that i am not up to what i claim that i am?
dont you think that i will make you proude if only you will give me the chance?
dont you think that i will make it up with you if you stand by my side?
dont you know that their are still good and obident ministers in africa?
havent you found out that i want to eork with you?
dont you know that i have sufered much on the line of working with you?
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right from the very first day i ask for your phone no you doudg it from me why?
do you realy want me to work with you?
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed May 05, 2010 11:17 am |
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How do you feel when you see people suffering? |
That gets my vote as siggy line of the month around here!! |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Wed May 05, 2010 11:36 am |
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I love the way they always see themselves as innocents and God fearing. As you say they have no concept that what they are suffering is akin to what their RL victims are going through. All they do is whine and wallow in self pity. This lad seems particularly good at the 'poor me', 'why me' bleating. |
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David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
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pablo
419Eater is my life
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Posts: 366
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Wed May 05, 2010 11:43 am |
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so that I will come and full myself in Lagos the fourth time? |
No actually maybe a change of scenery might be in order, a road trip to Abidjan or Accra.
Well Done!!
p. |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Wed May 05, 2010 7:04 pm |
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pablo wrote: |
No actually maybe a change of scenery might be in order, a road trip to Abidjan or Accra. |
Abidjan? Meh, that's old news.
I had actually been planning to drag him over to Port Harcourt, but it seems that he's beginning to notice a pattern in the nature of our "meetings". |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed May 05, 2010 7:16 pm |
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^^^^A line from Connie Francis' golden oldie, "Everybody's Somebody's Fool":
"It hurts but I keep comin' back for more!" |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona) |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Thu May 06, 2010 8:50 am |
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When I see your mail some times it bobbles my mind |
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_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon May 10, 2010 11:21 pm |
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Ah, the lad that wouldn't stop bitching.
I know it too well that on none given time the storm will be over
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Dearest Father.
Thanks for your mail.
You shouldn’t be the one crying I should be and also I suppose to see a doctor as well because of all the pains you have coursed me. Now I am in dept just because of you. So where do you want me to start? By sending me to Abidjan to west money and put me in dept? Or by asking me to register with the Togo authority? Or sending me to Lagos? Which of the above will make you happy if it were you? Ok is it the promise you made to me that you will send me back all that I spent? Or all sort of embarrassing words against me? Which of the above I ask will make you happy if it were you?
Every day the people that borrowed me the money will be disturbing me wail you are not even saying anything about that do you think that God will be happy when he sees me in pain and know it too well that it was coursed by a minister? Honestly I am not happy with you until you paid all the money you ask me to borrow. Incas if you want to do according to the word of God that says. Do not make a promise and not fulfil it, so this is my account information dated below.
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But I know it too well that on none given time the storm will be over
Thanks and God bless as I wait for your responds.
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Normally I'm one to bold highlights, but this whole letter is full of fun quotes. I just couldn't choose.
In any event, I doubt this lad is ready to give up. After all, he's still writing long-winded rants. That ain't too far off from a safari. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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