Safari Sequel "You have mad me suffer three times"

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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:42 pm

A third of a year overdue, I know. But better late than never, right? Very Happy

This is the original thread

i will be in lagos by tomorow morning

Quote:

Dearest Father.
thanks for your mail.
i am not buyant enough to take a flight but i will travel by road. that is why i should leave this night so that by tomorow morning i will be in lagos.
i will locate the airport. so espect me in lagos by tomorow morning.
thanks and God bless see you in lagos.
yours in his vineyard.

IP : 41.207.162.5 - "Togo"

i am at the airport now

Quote:

Dearest Father
thanks for your mail,
i am at the murtala muhamed airport now,
thanks and God bless
yours in his vineyard,

IP : 41.184.17.238 - "Nigeria (Lagos)"

what next?

Quote:

Dearest Father
i have been to airport since mornning and you din't even show up. what have i don wrong to deserv all this type of treatment. i mailed you as we agreed and you dont even show i said to myself that i will not moov an ench so to prove every thing today.
now i know that you are just networking me good but i think that its enough this way for i cant go on like this or i go mad. i canot sqoander my health in serching for wealth. so if you then want me to work with you better be open up. is only that i promised God that i want to work with you right from the bigining. i understand God covanant as a brid and groom who vow to mary each other for better for worst. but i dont know if others understands it this way that i do, so can we go straight to the point now? DO YOU WANT ME TO WORK WITH YOU? CAN YOU NOW UNDERSTAND THAT I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU NOT YOUR MONEY? CAN YOU NAW TAKE ME THE WAY I AM? CAN WE NOW REASON TOGETHER AND WORK FOR GOD AS ONE FAMILY?
i need your urgent reply and i need a flight ticket back home.
thanks and God bless as i wait ti hear from your urgent responds.
yours in his vineyard.

IP : 41.184.5.73 - "Nigeria (Lagos)"

By the way, with regard to that last paragraph, I had assured the lad that I'd buy him a ticket back. It looks like he counted on that a little too much. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:20 pm

Nice work Nick....sucks to be him!

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:01 pm

Quote:

Dearest Father.
thanks for your mail.
i am still in lagos and were i am staying is at AKUTE BY MUBARAK JUNCTION
or just call this phone no 07065xxxxxx for i am so confused as it stands now i dont realy know what is going on. please Father what is going on?
are you troughly in lagos?
then why is it you dont want to give me your phone no nor the one of mr 0jimgba?
why is it you dont want to see me?
are you just testing my faith?
or have i in any way wrong you and you decided to treat me this way?
or are you paying me back based on the disapointment you recieved from one or two african ministers?
or do you think that i am not worthy to work with you?
or am i too young to work with you?
or do you think that i am now hardworking?
or do you think that i will not make it up to your expetetion?
or do you think that i am not seriouse in working with you?
or do you think that i am not up to what i claim that i am?
dont you think that i will make you proude if only you will give me the chance?
dont you think that i will make it up with you if you stand by my side?
dont you know that their are still good and obident ministers in africa?
havent you found out that i want to eork with you?
dont you know that i have sufered much on the line of working with you?
i know it too well that you can call me if you want for i know that i am not carying mascured that will make you not call me.
right from the very first day i ask for your phone no you doudg it from me why?
do you realy want me to work with you?
if so please the stress and pains is toomuch i dont think i will longer go on this way
if your realy in lagos call the above phone no i gave to you also give me your phone no for i know it too sure that were ever you are now people do call you on phone and i know that you recieve more that ten calls every day so why my own is different?
just let me know your mind so to enable me know what to do now.
thanks and God bless as i wait for you urgent respond
yours in his vineyard.

He sounds pretty disillusioned. Very Happy

IP's still in Lagos.

"the stress and pains is toomuch i dont think i will longer go on this way"
I don't blame him, really. I've been baiting this poor schmuck since October. Between a group banner, another group banner, an air safari to Abidjan and then to Yam, location scouting and photographing all over the streets of Lome, $1000 spent on government permits, and now this trip to Lagos... I'm not really surprised that he's feeling a bit worn. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:29 pm

NickTheCop wrote:

are you just testing my faith?

nice!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:33 pm

Well done! beers!

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:58 pm

For some strange reason he doesn't sound too happy. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:54 am

Nice!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

I refuse to keep believing all of your claims. There are simply too many, too quickly. Evil or Very Mad

Way to go. Wink

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 11:05 am

^^ Well I could say the same to you. I'm convinced that Accra to Cotonou safari of yours is bunk. Evil or Very Mad

Lying bastard. Shame on you and whichever doghearted fiend you worked with on that one.

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:14 pm

It seems that no matter how much their suffering begins to resemble that of their RL victims, they never make the connection about tasting of their own medicine. Rolling Eyes

Keep twisting the knife, Nick! Wink

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:41 pm

^^ Oh, they sure don't. When I first started baiting, I honestly thought there might be a rehabilitative element with it. I really thought that, as you mentioned, giving them a taste of their own medicine (if you'll forgive the cliche) could give them an idea of what they did to their victims. But, as any experienced baiter can tell you, that simply is never the case. That's why these days, my baiting is strictly punitive in nature. Smile

Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:55 pm

Nick, I love your work! Excellent!

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:30 pm

Quote:

Dearest Father.

Thanks for your mail.

I don’t even need the explanation and I don’t have much to say but I know that the lord will not let me down. I have travelled back to Togo.. I most assure you that I will not travel again for any reason. For I will never be a fool to do so. Thanks for every thing I so much thank God for his protection over my life there in Lagos. Honestly I don’t really know your mind towards me but God know more than I do and he is the only one that has the final say. Thanks for giving me the idea that I never had for I know it too sure that this kind of a thing will never happen in my life again.

You have mad me suffer three times and I don’t think it will ever repeat.

What must be most be if you really want us to partner you let me know.

Thanks and God bless.

Yours in his vineyard.

IP confirms his return. But the funny thing is, not only did I not get a response for 4 days, but he never even logged in to his box in all that time. Who knows, maybe it has something to do with me having promised him hotels, food and a ticket back home upon his arrival. Maybe. Twisted Evil

"I most assure you that I will not travel again for any reason. For I will never be a fool to do so."

That's what he says every time. Laughing

That said, do expect another sequel.

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 9:17 pm

NickTheCop wrote:

what have i don wrong to deserv all this type of treatment

priceless

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 9:20 pm

Nice work Nick. I can't wait til his next adventure!

Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:14 pm

Damn NTC, you're a machine. Cool

(..with excellent mileage)

That last email is such a gem.

I will never be a fool to do so. never!
God know more than I do and he is the only one that has the final say. you tell 'em!
this kind of a thing will never happen in my life again. never in your life!
I don’t think it will ever repeat. of course not, youre not a fool!
...if you really want us to partner you let me know. ..awwww .. oh admit it. you want to travel

@subway1: It keeps amazing me how they never link streddedness to ladship.

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:56 am

And, of course, the after-safari rant...

come to lome togo

Quote:

Dearest Father.

Thanks for your mail.

With due respect I don’t want to discourse about this for Christ sak. Like I said before that God has the final say. I don’t even know what you take me for ok; you want to see me right? Then why is it you have been hiding your contact and information from me? If you are too real as you said why is it you have been networking me thinking that I don’t know? See father why I was doing all this things is because of whom I think you are for I always like to hark on advice given to me by a fellow minister who is older than I in the ministry but I don’t know that I was just beating around the bush. Why do you lie to me father? Despite the respect I give to you? No problem but I only want you to know that what must be must be. So you are now telling me that you are back to Lagos so that I will come and full myself in Lagos the fourth time? That is typical lye. Bear it in mind that man will not in any way be God. If you finally wish to meet with me then you come to Lome Togo. For I will not say that I will not work with you but if you wish to do so just come to Togo then we can do what so ever we can do.

Thanks and God bless.

Yours in his vineyard.

For the young must grow one day.

Quote:

Dearest Father.

When I see your mail some times it bobbles my mind.

Let me just ask you a question. Are you really a REVEREND FATHER???

For sometimes I reason within myself that you act as if you don’t have any conscience in you.

You have the mind to network a minister of God do you know that God may be angry with you for so doing? Do you know that what you did is too dangerous? Do you realise that you have made me suffer? And you don’t even want to admit and you have the mind to lye to ma that you are back to Lagos just for me to go back to Lagos and suffer? How do you feel when you see people suffering? But I will assure you for one thing t hat I will only forgive you if you tell me your mind. For I know it too well that you are not in Lagos and you didn’t came to the airport you are only working based on the information you get. I just want you to know that I am not only a pastor but a prophet. I always know when you lye to me but I only want to prove all that you have been telling me.

Just come to Togo and see what God is doing through me. Go through the site below and see the good work of God. As David was found inside the bush and was crowned as a king so shall it be in my ministry. For the young must grow one day.

Thanks and God bless.

Yours in his vineyard.

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:42 am

New scammer genus:

The Quizmaster (Paxmanus tohellicum): Repeatedly asks pointless questions one after another with all the answers being 'yes'.
Your starter for 10! (*)

Quote:

are you just testing my faith?
or have i in any way wrong you and you decided to treat me this way?
or are you paying me back based on the disapointment you recieved from one or two african ministers?
or do you think that i am not worthy to work with you?
or am i too young to work with you?
or do you think that i am now hardworking?
or do you think that i will not make it up to your expetetion?
or do you think that i am not seriouse in working with you?
or do you think that i am not up to what i claim that i am?
dont you think that i will make you proude if only you will give me the chance?
dont you think that i will make it up with you if you stand by my side?
dont you know that their are still good and obident ministers in africa?
havent you found out that i want to eork with you?
dont you know that i have sufered much on the line of working with you?
...
right from the very first day i ask for your phone no you doudg it from me why?
do you realy want me to work with you?

* (University Challenge - U.K T.V quiz show)

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:17 am

Quote:

How do you feel when you see people suffering?

That gets my vote as siggy line of the month around here!! clapping

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

I love the way they always see themselves as innocents and God fearing. As you say they have no concept that what they are suffering is akin to what their RL victims are going through. All they do is whine and wallow in self pity. This lad seems particularly good at the 'poor me', 'why me' bleating.

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

@@NickTheCop

Quote:

so that I will come and full myself in Lagos the fourth time?

No actually maybe a change of scenery might be in order, a road trip to Abidjan or Accra.

Well Done!! Twisted Evil

p.

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:04 pm

pablo wrote:

No actually maybe a change of scenery might be in order, a road trip to Abidjan or Accra.

Abidjan? Meh, that's old news. Wink

I had actually been planning to drag him over to Port Harcourt, but it seems that he's beginning to notice a pattern in the nature of our "meetings". Smile

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:16 pm

^^^^A line from Connie Francis' golden oldie, "Everybody's Somebody's Fool":

"It hurts but I keep comin' back for more!"

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:50 am

Quote:

When I see your mail some times it bobbles my mind

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:21 pm

Ah, the lad that wouldn't stop bitching. Very Happy

I know it too well that on none given time the storm will be over

Quote:

Dearest Father.

Thanks for your mail.

You shouldn’t be the one crying I should be and also I suppose to see a doctor as well because of all the pains you have coursed me. Now I am in dept just because of you. So where do you want me to start? By sending me to Abidjan to west money and put me in dept? Or by asking me to register with the Togo authority? Or sending me to Lagos? Which of the above will make you happy if it were you? Ok is it the promise you made to me that you will send me back all that I spent? Or all sort of embarrassing words against me? Which of the above I ask will make you happy if it were you?

Every day the people that borrowed me the money will be disturbing me wail you are not even saying anything about that do you think that God will be happy when he sees me in pain and know it too well that it was coursed by a minister? Honestly I am not happy with you until you paid all the money you ask me to borrow. Incas if you want to do according to the word of God that says. Do not make a promise and not fulfil it, so this is my account information dated below.

<snip>

But I know it too well that on none given time the storm will be over

Thanks and God bless as I wait for your responds.

Yours in his vineyard.

Normally I'm one to bold highlights, but this whole letter is full of fun quotes. I just couldn't choose.

In any event, I doubt this lad is ready to give up. After all, he's still writing long-winded rants. That ain't too far off from a safari. Very Happy

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