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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:52 pm |
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I just received a next of kin opener, he is offering 2.1 trillion dollars. Once i recieve that I will be buying the world, yes you heard me right i will be buying the entire world!
the scam was sent by Mr Bob Johnson, so im wondering if maybe i have to get a tattoo before i get the money.
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have received instruction to release the approved sum of two trillion, one billion Dollars (US$2,1,000, 000,000.00) to you, as your Contract/Inheritance fund. |
Anyone beat that? |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:40 pm |
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That tops anything I've ever seen, depending on how much 250 tons of Gold would be worth.
If he's a banker, that money's ours. |
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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:16 pm |
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When you buy the world, can I rent a little island off you to build myself a mad scientist style fortress on? |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphoneâ„¢
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:22 pm |
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You can buy me. |
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Mega Bandit
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2009
Posts: 277
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:32 pm |
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Only 2.1 trillion dollars? You're practically dirt-poor compared to me. I've been offered 100 trillion million dollars. See my signature quote.
I will buy the world and everyone in it. Then I'll buy the moon. I'll also have a mansion on top of my personal skyscraper...in my yacht. My flying yacht.
I got this extraordinary offer after "educating" a lad on the severity of inflation in the US! Is it a world record? Somebody tell Guinness! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:59 pm |
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In fairness to Huntingdon, his lad expressed the amount in words so his lad definitely knew what he was saying. Whether he knew what a trillion is or not, is another matter entirely. |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Mega Bandit
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2009
Posts: 277
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Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:13 am |
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^^^
Yes, well, okay. Huntington can have the Guinness record for highest initial (and intentional) offer, but I still get to buy the world. |
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"Still in the box area. the step is just too much" -Anth0ny Grayh4ms (1546 clicks)
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:05 am |
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@PsychelDelia: your 250 tons of gold is only worth about $9.25 billion per yesterday's close at $1,155/oz. Sorry.
@Mega Bandit: I have title to the moon but it's yours for only $2.5 billion. If interested send your name, age, gender, address, phone, fax number, occupation, passport #, and marital status so we can see this transaction to its end, with all trust and sincerity and a WU money transfer. |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:07 am |
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Only a measley $2.1 trillion? You couldn't even pay off the US debt with that chump change. |
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