Im so rich I will be buying the world!

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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:52 pm

I just received a next of kin opener, he is offering 2.1 trillion dollars. Once i recieve that I will be buying the world, yes you heard me right i will be buying the entire world!

the scam was sent by Mr Bob Johnson, so im wondering if maybe i have to get a tattoo before i get the money.

Quote:

have received instruction to release the approved sum of two trillion, one billion Dollars (US$2,1,000, 000,000.00) to you, as your Contract/Inheritance fund.

Anyone beat that?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:40 pm

That tops anything I've ever seen, depending on how much 250 tons of Gold would be worth.

If he's a banker, that money's ours.

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:16 pm

When you buy the world, can I rent a little island off you to build myself a mad scientist style fortress on? Wink

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:22 pm

You can buy me.

419Eater is my life Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 277

Only 2.1 trillion dollars? You're practically dirt-poor compared to me. Laughing

I've been offered 100 trillion million dollars. See my signature quote.

I will buy the world and everyone in it. Then I'll buy the moon. I'll also have a mansion on top of my personal skyscraper...in my yacht. My flying yacht.

I got this extraordinary offer after "educating" a lad on the severity of inflation in the US! Is it a world record? Somebody tell Guinness! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:59 pm

In fairness to Huntingdon, his lad expressed the amount in words so his lad definitely knew what he was saying. Whether he knew what a trillion is or not, is another matter entirely.

419Eater is my life Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 277

^^^
Yes, well, okay. Huntington can have the Guinness record for highest initial (and intentional) offer, but I still get to buy the world.

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:05 am

@PsychelDelia: your 250 tons of gold is only worth about $9.25 billion per yesterday's close at $1,155/oz. Sorry. Sad

@Mega Bandit: I have title to the moon but it's yours for only $2.5 billion. If interested send your name, age, gender, address, phone, fax number, occupation, passport #, and marital status so we can see this transaction to its end, with all trust and sincerity and a WU money transfer.

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:07 am

Only a measley $2.1 trillion? Wink

You couldn't even pay off the US debt with that chump change.

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