Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes

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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:26 am

Did I feel the earth rumble... again?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/19/world/main6411387.shtml?tag=stack

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:05 am

Unbelievable. Rolling Eyes

Just a little word of warning folks - please let's not go on a political rampage with this thread. Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:32 am

For me, the earth always moves with those pesky promiscuous women.

It's the promiscuous goats I worry about Shocked

ETA don't get me started about eruptions occurring either...

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:28 am

They should push the hoover around afterwards then.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

JumpinJayJay wrote:

For me, the earth always moves with those pesky promiscuous women.

It's the promiscuous goats I worry about Shocked

ETA don't get me started about eruptions occurring either...

or the promiscuous lad/goat combo

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

There's areas in this city that should be an open chasm by that logic.

Brings new meaning to the "Did you feel the earth move ?"

Earthquakes, who's fault?

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:34 am

It might explain earthquakes In Iran, but then why is Bigg Market in Newcastle not reduced to rubble?

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^ that a very modest photo Roy.
Arms covered, no chest area on show, not a hint of a gluteus maximus or their supper reappearing Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:28 am

Roycropper wrote:

It might explain earthquakes In Iran, but then why is Bigg Market in Newcastle not reduced to rubble?

because they believe they are divine beings themselves(footy supporters only)

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:33 am

@ Roycropper
Personally , I don't think dancing and partying (and possibly overly-indulged with drinks) women are quite the same as "promiscuous women".
At least I hope not having spent (and admittedly mis-spent) many years of youth seeking the latter. Embarassed

Of course, I also know where many people think I'm gonna end up at some day. Razz

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:48 am

Quote:

Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity

There is another way. Desensitise their todgers, send them onto a nudist beach and chastise them if they get an 3r3ction. Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:02 am

devil_woman wrote:

send them onto a nudist beach and chastise them if they get an 3r3ction. Wink

I tried that, Mrs Cropper was there to chastise me. Mirror sunglasses and lying face down helps. Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:26 pm

So what were they doing in Iceland?

Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:41 pm

The best thing that can be said is Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:54 pm

CowboyBuck: Some idiot thought Twilight was worthy of being translated into Icelandic and thus the country is being punished with volcanic eruptions! (No offense to any Twilight fans of course)

So the random 4.9-5.0 earthquake in Utah was some person having an earth shattering orgasm? Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:40 pm

Oh so thats the cause of all the tremors? I honestly thought it was just a bunch of fatties jumping up and down, causing all the quakes and also making the Earth tilt an extra degree.

Rolling Eyes

Honestly this is what happens when religious thinking overrules LOGICAL thinking. Rolling Eyes

I however like the Tiny Toon Adventures explanation about how earthquakes are caused. GREMLINS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQG9R9HkNEA PT 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s16DbmCNFIY&feature=related PT 2

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:42 am

The man-thong is responsible for the current Volcano issues in Iceland. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:07 am

Jose
We will need some photographic proof to back up your statement...

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:35 am

Quote:

ARE VOLCANOES CAUSED BY SKANKS?

Clicky

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:18 am

^^^
If you read the article in the above link, just scroll lower and run the video of the cheerleader.

Then you can understand the title. Wink

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lotta wrote:

let's not go on a political rampage with this thread. Wink

Dang.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:32 am

^^^Yeah, I've had thoughts of hunting for my video. Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:32 pm

^^^
Corona
I dare you you to find and show us your video. Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:19 pm

^^^If it gets ugly I will. Razz

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:16 pm

Bite my tounge Razz

. I wonder how many pron sites have servers in Iran...

HEEYYYY, where's the PLT!?

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