Lad-onardo DaVinci ***SAFARI/ARRESTED/HOSPITALISED/STRANDED

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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Enter stage left.....Wadino,

Poor Wadino has been waiting patiently for the Rev's to return from Ghana once they have Nigerian business visa's.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=181607

So after all the heartache and troubles of going from Abuja-Lagos to Accra and back, will he be keen to go from Benin to Lagos ....again... Laughing

Last night Wadino asked to speak to me and Rev P****n at the same time on a call as he isn't convinced we are together......which is true.........So this morning Rev P*****n called me on one phone and i called wadino on the other once i called wadino i put the 2 phones together so they could talk and at a pre determined point i would come back into the call................but School boy error, i put the eapiece to earpiece and it didn't work it should have been ear to mouth pieace.......never mind......listen and see what happened....

http://www.4shared.com/audio/rg81JIpL/16th_April_Wadino.html

So Wadino is doubting ............. i call him back, can i convince him to meet me at the airport............ Confused

http://www.4shared.com/audio/kIJFy8zc/16th_April_Wadino__1_.html

Oh dear forgot to tell him to email us so we get a nice IP for his origin on his continued safari.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/izu0PiVg/16th_April__Wadino_email.html

See you there buddy, look out for Wellington... Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:07 am

^^^Listen for the lad-pain about the past safari we sent him on to Ghana... Priceless!!!

This bait is all going to plan so far and after that slight hiccup we are back on track!!!

We will direct the lads to look for each other when they call us at the airport.

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:55 am

WADINO IS IN LAGOS NOW!!!

He sent me an email when he got there like Jxxmes Dxxald asked him to

41.206.15.1 Lagos

Quote:

Dear Rev Brock,
Thanks for the info. I will look forward to meet you. Have a safe flight.
God bless you sir.

This is gonna be good

Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

I hope Wellington can make it on time, seem to be a bit strapped for cash.............. Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/7HX82pX5/Does_Wellington_need_money_to_.html

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:14 pm

Black Dog wrote:

WADINO IS IN LAGOS NOW!!!

You fellows make this dead heart quiver.

There's just no stopping you, is there? Very Happy

psychicbait wrote:

Would I correct in assuming
this other advert advocates atonement through self-sacrifice

No, no. A commonly misinterpreted one, that.

That commercial started out as a documentary about good guymen arriving in foreign cities to lift de monies off their maga, only to find out that their maga are really jokemen. Unfortunately, the company that commissioned the documentary also turned out to be jokemen, so the film crew had no choice but to sell the footage to the highest (and, sadly, lone) bidder, Mr Bigg's.

See, that explains why the commercial has absolutely nothing to do with food.

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:28 pm

^^^Ah, that explains everything.
The idea Mr Biggs lures unsuspecting travellers into a fiendishly amiable sausage/hamburger patty/anonymous meat chunks/curiously shaped fowl segments proveyer was most disquieting, especially today.
Thank you for defusing my fears for our intrepid lads, NickTheCop

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:33 pm

^^ No need to worry for them. I hear the killings are quick and painless as long as they don't try to struggle too much.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:53 pm

Good luck motivating Wellington. He has the money. He's just a bit depressed. Make him sing an uplifting song, a prayer, and send him on his way. Promising reimbursement for all his expenses might help, too. Very Happy

I'm looking forward to the mugu wedding.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Oh Oh..........................I don't think Wellington is going to get funds to meet me at the Airport.......... Very Happy

http://www.4shared.com/audio/0-CJKYAL/wheres_my_driver_to_get_money_.html

He obviously is going to have to improvise if he is going to meet me at the airport for his money, maybe if he gets a taxi we can pay for it once we arrive....... Laughing

(Black Dogs Idea)

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:58 pm

^^^yes.
Taxi. We´re in the count-down, now, aren´t we.

@NickTheCop. You´ve set my mind at rest. The idea of an anonymous taxi driving Wadini, sorry, Wadino to a hideously and endlessly painful butchery behind a smiling reception at Mr Biggs was most agitating.
I found myself sharpening large kitchen knives whilst humming that catchy little Mr Bigg jingle over and over again.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Wellington, can't get funds to get to the airport............ Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/rw6sVFg4/Wellington_i_cant_send_money_i.html

Just a quick call then off with my phone as im on the flight to Lagos from Kano......Bon Voyage..... Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Wellington, is really strapped for cash, he could even get to the Airport to meet me for his money............... Laughing

This was my second call to him as i couldn't record the first.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/53kzjaO-/_2__Wellington_i_need_money.html

He will be ok once Prince gets home and we can sms money to him...............maybe......hope he has a comfortable night in car park...... Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:33 pm

Rev Who wrote:

Wellington, can't get funds to get to the airport............ Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/file/tiPK2g7P/Wellington_i_cant_send_money_i.html

@Rev Who - Can this .amr file be converted to .mp3 to make it easier for the members to listen to? I don't have an audio converter on my pc right now. Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Apr 2010 Posts: 19

SlapHappy wrote:

Rev Who wrote:

Wellington, can't get funds to get to the airport............ Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/file/tiPK2g7P/Wellington_i_cant_send_money_i.html

@Rev Who - Can this .amr file be converted to .mp3 to make it easier for the members to listen to? I don't have an audio converter on my pc right now. Smile

I hope no-one minds I just converted it quickly

Wellington i can't send money i going to fly.mp3

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:18 pm

There was a bit of a problem. All the airport stuff was going down at midnight Australian time and there were some technical issues I fell asleep while waiting for it and missed the action... 8 missed calls from Wadino

Wellington couldn't get to the airport and is now showing signs that he is gonna go home soon, he sent this to me:

41.138.184.225 server location: Lagos in Nigeria

Quote:

Dear My Most Rev;

Please i have this qestions to ask is it that yo dont appricate my painting or that you dont want me paid for my painting,If i have answers to this i will make up my mind.You should understand an not to undergo all this for my money.Put yourself in my shoes no mam is am island.

I of the plans to get money for my transport back to Ghana if you want to pay me fine if you dont let it be for you and God,

Ihave been adviced by the police about all this your meet me here and there.If you so wish to pay me well there is so many means you can do that.As i write this mail to you only God know how broken my heart is but i pray God will not put me to shame as i go back to Ghana to repay all the debts i owe deacause of this your painting and payment.

I never ment evil to you but look at how you are paying me with all this shame.

We will bleed him dry of any hope he has of getting his money before he leaves Nigeria..

Next stop... a new Mr Bigg's!!!

Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Well , Wadino doesn't know Lagos as well as i do................ Rolling Eyes

He went to the wrong terminal............ Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/sHScuxsX/Wadino_where_were_you.html

Slap.....you better meet me tomorrow..........i SMS'd him the address to meet me at 8 Osolo Way Ajao Lagos.................. Laughing

Wonder if he will bump into my driver called Wellington or even if Wellington bumps in my driver Wadino for his money..... Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:57 pm

I replied to his last email with this little fish for a better rant than that:

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

I cannot understand why you are being like this.

Your payment for the painting has been with James Donald and if you didn't fail to meet him in Akure the first time then all this would never have happened.

Do not blame us for your mistakes and laziness, we have gone to alot of effort to help you

God Bless You

Bxxck Petxxson

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:00 pm

This is my 419th post on eater and what better thread to post on than this one!!!

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

I get a distinct feeling Wellington is a little, just a little bit annoyed with his current travels and slight inconvenience in Akure.

So if you haven't been following the thread, you can get the whole story so far right here from Wellington.................. Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/e8UgUsZN/Wellingtons_sob_story.html

See you in the morning Welly....... Wink

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:30 pm

And here is a map of his safari so far:

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:31 pm

Ah, how I love lad recaps. Very Happy

I guess they can't exactly rant to their friends and "co-workers" about this. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:34 pm

I love the frustration. He is ready to walk away from $4000! Hahaha!

"All the way from Ghana...."

Lovely work.

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:16 am

dr stephen williams wrote:

He is ready to walk away from $4000!

It was a mission in itself to get him to send the painting to me because he had already borrowed money to send one to Jon_Parkz and his friends were tightening the screws on him to pay them back for that and it got to the stage where he gave me threats of a similar nature about sending the painting to me but I just stuck to my guns and he ended up borrowing money to send it.

If he was gonna walk away from the money then he would already be back home by now and I don't think his friends will let this money go uncollected... Those tactics won't work on us!!!

This lad is penniless and begging for food... I wanna put him in debt to get home and perhaps another police custody if we tell him to get a cab to our location and he can't pay the driver AGAIN!!!

Even if he does go home, it will still be good because he will have more access to email and we can play him with other tactics.

This lad is totally screwed and I am proud to be the cause of it!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:29 am

I couldn't make Wellington out very well, but after his tale of woe did he not recover and say, "now send your driver and we meet..." Laughing

Methinks he's got a bit more tread on his tires; I can't wait for the next lap! Oh, and lovely map! And he's still pissed! Well done. clapping

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:54 am

^^^^^ Yeah he did say that but he will have to play our game, not his... He will travel to meet us in morning.

Thanks for the compliment on the map, it took me ages Laughing

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