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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:53 am |
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| English please, before Gold Hat starts translating Richard Dawkins into Klingon for us. |
Did someone call? 
I have only traveled to Swedeland once and it was during the time of my ill-spent youth. But I remember one wonderful day just like it was yesterday 
I was lying on a beautiful sand beach, beside an alpine lake, with a gorgeous, near white-haired 18 year-old blonde Sveedish-type female personage with points held way up high.
Just as she began to gently fondle the repository of all things genealogical, she childishly but innocently murmured, "Mungo (my usual pseudonym when dealing with situations of a possible under-age status), are you sure vee can do such things . . . vill it not hurt"?
I smiled laconically and uttered a phrase often heard in the Land of the Midnight Sun:
"Snabb, detta är en nödsituation! Var finns den närmade sig sjukhuset? Min penis har just träffad av blixten."
"Quick, this is an emergency! Where is the nearest hospital? My penis has just been struck by lightning". |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:32 am |
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Gold Hat,
Thank you for translating that for us linguistically challenged folks:
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| Happiness is a strong urine stream! |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:56 am |
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I am very pleased to "meet" you too BaiterElite
By an amazing coincidence my online clinic has never been busier, but I will "handle" your case as a priority.
mmmmmm "Is it usually that colour?" hhhhmmmmm
Righty, I will refer you on to our "Eater" specialists.
Professor Paranoid runs a tremendously successful treatment thingie.
Indeed if you feel jaded now, give it a few sessions and you'll soon be clawing at the walls and find chewing cotton wool comforting.
Nurse Nasty will "handle" the injection course - "her" largest/most blunt syringe is called for, but the results will well worth any initial/hopefully-temporary agony.
No, No! No thanks necessary - I am off to the golf course after the next patient!
Have a great day.
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:36 pm |
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fashmo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2006
Posts: 1693
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:52 pm |
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Win an ipod
Why the insult you are raining on me
The correction regarding your gender is noted.
The word sir is an official rerm used as a mark of respect irrespective of sex
Send to me your private phone number so as to enable me talk to you earball to earbell
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:13 pm |
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I write people, telling that i have much moni for them and then i use to steal every single dollar from them. 
just kidding. i go to school everyday, so ill be well educated and you know... do the stuff like going to work ... |
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 Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:22 pm |
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I'm a student as well. Medicine, to be precise. And I have to conclude, sadly enough, that looking around me at the university doesn't exactly inspire faith in our medical system (although, statistically, we're actually doing quite well). |
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linkster2o
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Posts: 193
Location: Buried under Books
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:55 am |
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"I was a real prick"
Franklin
Franklin, Accra Ghana-Kpalime Togo
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Haud Misericordia |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:53 pm |
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Defender of the free west
( complete pi$$ head in my spare time ) |
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I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:20 pm |
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Gold hat: Yeah but unlike Germans and Dutch people, we can actually pronounce the English "W", without it coming out as "V" sound. |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:49 pm |
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RL: computer engineering diploma, IT tech (make some money as a freelancer), farm boy (me parents need some help from time to time, in return I get fresh vegetables, pork, poultry meat&eggs, fruits... Yea, some goat cheese&milk&meat too, courtesy of my pa's goatherder friend; I fix his son's PC monthly). Right now I am an auto parts seller (damn the recession, could not find a job as IT jack-of-all trades in my small city).
My baiter alter egos include porn producer, pimp, whale hunter, smuggler, russian mobster, white supremacist, african american LEO, MD in an artificial insemination clinic (yea, I did demand samples from my lads), uni teacher, yuk herder. An some times jus ol straight and plain me meself and I. We 3 are verbally abusive (50% of the replies is F word or derivatives) no-nonsense down to earth kind of guy. |
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OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
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Doc. Emmett Brown
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Apr 2010
Posts: 10
Location: Duntroon - The Promised Land
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:02 am |
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"Sir im getting very tired and headache from all the nonsence you make my brain think about, why you think these Libyan's are after you doctor? i DO NOT know Mr. Fusion. you have made my wife cry many tear over McFlys travel plans"
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JadeFalcon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Posts: 806
Location: United States of Eurasia
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:37 am |
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I'm an application developer for a financial company.
Meaning I sit in my cubical and write code for whiny businesspeople  |
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Deaded sites:
Hector the pith factory: Benin-Ghana-Liberia, Senegal-Gambia w/ Team Hectard
"fo rizzle my j-fizzle" - BluthBanana
"I am tired of all this questions you do ask me all the time.You ask question like a small kid." - Michael Jonathan, avatarlad
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Come on...You know you want an ORANGE name!</a>
RIP Steward. Never forget. |
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fancomano
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Apr 2010
Posts: 7
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:35 am |
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I work with helping disabled children at a school. And besides that just being a prankster and scam hunter. |
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samuelhakenvac
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Apr 2010
Posts: 9
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:01 pm |
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I drive Daleks for the BBC, nice work but stuffy conditions |
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Arthur Dent
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jul 2009
Posts: 30
Location: The Bunker
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:38 pm |
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Retired after 30 plus years in commercial aviation.
Now I can go anywhere yet I have no desire to do so.
And I do know what fluffer is! |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:58 pm |
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No pay. But I get used for medical experiments. |
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"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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Rev Who
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Feb 2010
Posts: 164
Location: UK
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:24 pm |
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I'm a Rev of course (Ops Manager) in Ladland |
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Abuja > Lagos Airport > Accra and Abuja > Lagos...again .......I have been abandoned here since I came to accra. to be left here without shelter and accomodation. Im on the street of Accra roming like im a destitute. Brother Wadin0..........
Accra > Lagos > Akure > Lagos > Akure > Jail > Lagos > Hospital......pls sir your visitors are stranded out here. we have waited for so long. now i will take them to police station. i am driver who brought them................Lad-onardo
Abuja > Lagos.....again....W@dino
 I got my lad to tattoo my mentors dogs name on him......
+ + Mr Smith Lagos>Accra
Lagos > Accra - Stanley
James, Burkina Faso > Lagos
Team Mr Bigg's |
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