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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

I had a good laugh about this one so I thought I had to share. I just can't pass this one up.

Dear Friend,

I am Dr Andrew Martins from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Dafur-Sudan.

On the 21st day of January 2010, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Dafur here in Sudan.After Immediate intervention, we captured three(3) of the Terrorists,twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels and took us to a cave in that Area which served as their camp.Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.
I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Sudan.

I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business.

Please assure me of your keeping this top most secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mis

Email: (Mabey later, he's all mine for now)
Kind Regards,

Dr Andrew Martins

Nuclear weapons huh? Think He'd be willing to sell em?

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:49 pm

That's gold, I would love the chance to buy a Nuke from this guy!

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:01 pm

OK There is a lawyer who will be lurking, waiting for the day you post his e-addy, he's more interested in the Colombian Marching Powder....

Did he mention how many kilos ? price ?

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:12 am

Offer to buy the nukes. I don't suppose your name could be mistaken for Iranian-sounding, could it? (Not that this yutz'd likely know the difference) Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:46 am

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and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.

They counted all of that?! Wow! That's a sure sign of intelligent junior officers. I bet they were up all night doing lines. :yikes:

Brilliant! If you want to share him, I'm always up for a nuke. A purple one, yes, it must be purple. Twisted Evil

And I love this part too:

Quote:

I am Dr Andrew Martins from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Dafur-Sudan.

and then:

Quote:

In the process of torture they confessed

Now that's peacekeeping, yessiree. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:12 pm

Hmm, very familiar script...

http://www.scamorama.com/dane_james.html

... although in moving the locale to Sudan another $16 million got added.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 10 Jan 2010 Posts: 503

I got the same mail yesterday, hadn't even got to reading it yet from my catcher account. Might need to give it some attention.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:31 pm

He's a Doctor, and he tortures people? Isn't that against the Hippocratic Oath? Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:55 pm

^^^ no because he vowed to be a hypocrite instead, something was lost in translation.-

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:10 pm

15%? I wouldn't even consider helping for less than 50%.

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:14 pm

That's one (1) funny letter. Laughing

Let us know how it goes.

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:58 pm

Another 'Quentin Ladentino' for the genus collection.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

I'm a little worried about doing this one. I wanna set up a whole elaborate farce to buy the nuke, but I don't want a visit from mysterious "agents". I'd imagine if the government's doing it's job something like this should set off every red flag at the NSA. Of course something this illegal and sensitive will require extreme (rediculous) discretion. I'll be sure to post.

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:58 pm

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the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.

Jeez, I'm trying to work out how long that would take. Do soldiers carry around automated counting machines? If not, 3 of them countng 2 x $100 bills per second solid counting (without rest/toilet breaks) it would take 2.7 days. Normal work hours would take 8 days. And as lads are quite lazy and never do more than 30 mins work per day answering e-mails would take 129 days.
My maths is crap so all measures are guestimates Wink

"junior intelligent", don't you mean 'less intelligent', which would make them "complete and utter morons" to you the superior "utter moron" Smile

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

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Get 'Im

Fixed blowout - Branwen

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Mar 2010 Posts: 122 Location: OZ

Got this bloke Tuesday

Sent this

Quote:

Hello Dr Martins,
I think I may be able to help you out with your problem. I would be
quite pleased to know if you still have the cocaine

Missed out!!!

Quote:

Dear Jeo,
Greetings to you and your family.Thanks for your reply,The drugs and guns where no longer with us as it was taken to the headqurters,

Oh well got another one that found a heap of heroin and I'm not that fussy what I sell Smile

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

Sent me something along the same lines. The "nuclear weapons" had been taken to headquarter. damn. guess he doesn't wanna go off script. I wonder if he knows what a nuke is? too bad.

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:27 am

I think the key phrase here is "junior intelligent officer" i think there is an oxymoron in there somewhere.

Lots of great opportunities to bait with that one.