Lad-onardo DaVinci ***SAFARI/ARRESTED/HOSPITALISED/STRANDED

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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:52 am

Here is a Mr Bigg's chick to present the Farmhouse Beans Award

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:14 am

The lad will undoubtedly be awakenow, counting the minutes til he´s released at 10.
I thought the Mr Bigg´s references were a running joke, an exercise in bad taste, til I went to their website. Shocked

At the Biggie Club there´s a list a list of games to play. I´m sure it´s pure coincidence, but several seemed apt indeed:

Quote:

PLAY THESE GAMES NOW!!!
Dodgeball
Hangman
Match a Smiley
Skidworx Car Racing
Slider Puzzle
Solitaire
Space Invaders I
Space Invaders II
Tetris
Whack a Duck

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:24 am

^^ Mr Bigg's is no mere joke, my friend. Oh no.

It haunts the most terrible nightmares of children and drives strong men to hang themselves in front of their families. Many a vile act have been committed by the insidious Mr Bigg's.

Use not the name in vain, young one, for he is always watching.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Apr 2010 Posts: 19

Black Dog wrote:

^^^^^^ Geez... I was gonna ask the Admin if this was worth a Gold Pith but to get the Farmhouse Beans Award... I am lost for words!!!

Thanks for all the kind words everybody, this bait has a while to go yet once Lad-onardo finally gets out!!!

whats the chance's of having him arrested a 2nd time in another location

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:35 am

^^^ Rev Who and I have got something lined up when he gets out

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:45 pm

Black Dog wrote:

^^^ Rev Who and I have got something lined up IF he gets out

FYP

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:17 pm

One more time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHFCrMUT8Qs

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:56 pm

@ NickTheCop. Of course you´re right.
A fast-food chain with the motto

Need someone to turn to?
We´re on your side

is obviously a force to be reckoned with.

If I may take advantage of your knowlege and experience, please, just what are those vaguely purplish bits in the rice in image 9 of the menu possibilites?

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Great News, Wellington is free, Crying or Very sad

The brothers must have bailed him, so he should be in Lagos in a couple of hours........ Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/kJqEflQT/Wellington_is_free.html

Time for Plan "B"............................. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:50 pm

Thats great! I can't wait to see Plan B!

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:39 pm

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:13 pm

I am glad to hear that Lad-onardo has been released...

We can start getting him re-safaried to a new place. But first he will hopefully be meeting an "old friend" of ours Wink

I have emailed him the start of Plan B but will not post it yet just in case he doesnt go for it

Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Phase 1, Wellington now near Lagos, hope he finds decent accomodation for the night................... Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/audio/TzVxxyic/Wellington_to_Lagos_airport.html

Me to Wellington

Quote:

Wellington,

God bless you,
You don't know the relief i have to hear you are free, by the grace of God and travelling to Lagos.
I will be flying from Kano to Lagos on Arik Flight 404 arriving at 16:00 thats 4pm. (Tomorrow Friday 16th)
Look forward to meeting you, what will you be wearing so i can recognise you, i will be wearing my church uniform.
please confirm you understand.

Faithfully
Rev Jam3s Don@ld
UK Division ************ Church
+234 0 80****** (Whilst in Nigeria)

Thought it best to leave my flight till later in the afternoon so we keep him waiting a bit longer, since i know he is so keen to get home to Accra Ghana since he left on the 6th of April, but if the plan comes together, he won't be totally on his own........ Wink

.........

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:00 am

I'm so happy for dear Wellington. Out of the frying pan and into the fire, as they say. Very Happy

psychicbait wrote:

If I may take advantage of your knowlege and experience, please, just what are those vaguely purplish bits in the rice in image 9 of the menu possibilites?

Ground up adversaries, I'm told.

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:32 am

^^^What a relief your answer was to me!
After having read your previous comments, I saw this Mr. Biggs advert and found it rather disturbingly suggestive.

It´s the one with the sinister voice-over at the beginning:
One day it will be asked: Was she a good mother?

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:38 am

The next stage of Lad-onardo's travels involves meeting the good Reverend at Lagos Airport after he was put on a bus from Akure to Lagos after his 6 day jail stay

I try to get a sob-story out of him about his jail time and also find out which sucker paid his bail money by sending this to him:

Quote:

Dear Wellington,

I am glad to hear that you were released from police custody. I hope that the conditions were fair and you were treated right. How did you get the money to pay for your release?

Jxmes Doxxld will be arriving in Lagos tomorrow and will meet up with you at the airport so everything will be sorted out regarding payment to you.

God Bless You

Brxxk Petxxson

We have decide that since Wellington & friends have been away from their family for well over 10 days now, that he should have some company on his safari.

Introducing, Wadino, the lad that we safaried from Benin City to Lagos Airport to Accra just over a month ago.

Here is the thread if you wanna see who we mean:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=181607

He is still waiting for us to arrive in Lagos to meet him and what better time to tell him that we will be arriving than with the possibilty to meet Wellington.

If Wellington will be there at the same time and they meet, this would mean that Wellington has been safaried to a lads address in Akure and now would meet a lad when we direct them both to each other when they call us frantically at the airport.

I email Wadino to see if he is keen to meet us there tomorrow:

Quote:

Dear Wadino,

We will be arriving in Lagos Airport tomorrow on Friday 16th April on Virgin flight VK 806, arriving at 15:05

We will need you to meet us at the airport to collect your Leadership Kit

God Bless You

Brxxk Pexxrson

After sending that email, Rev Who calls Wadino to see if he will be there to meet us:

http://www.4shared.com/audio/b-9mlMfF/15th_April_Wadino_to_Lagos.html

As you can tell... Wadino is keen to meet us at the airport, he is travelling from Benin City

GAME ON!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:45 am

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:49 am

What he said^^^^!

Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:43 am

You guys are amazing. I'm at a loss for words.

beers!

psychicbait wrote:

It´s the one with the sinister voice-over at the beginning:
One day it will be asked: Was she a good mother?

It's a big issue in West Africa these days. A lot of mothers have stopped sacrificing their firstborns to Mr Bigg's. The social stigma has grown pretty strong, though. So, to increase awareness, they created that commercial showing a more "friendly" view of the early stages of the ritual. Good times.

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:46 am

^^^

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

^^^^^^

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Apr 2010 Posts: 19

this is sheer brilliance

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:37 am

While we await the lad reunion at the airport-

@NickTheCop, it´s good to know that even in these modern times, the Old Ways are properly honoured.

Would I correct in assuming
this other advert advocates atonement through self-sacrifice?

I don´t want to be mistaken on such an important issue and rely on your wisdom to guide me.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Feb 2010 Posts: 164 Location: UK

Good Morning Wellington.....Sleep well?

http://www.4shared.com/audio/ZcTV6-9Q/Wellington_to_airport.html

Can't wait to see him............ Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:45 am

I think my favorite part of that call is when you asked him if he ate and he said he didn't have that kind of money. Laughing

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