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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:49 am |
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my favourite excerpts:
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| MY NAME IS RV MARK |
(Hi RV! yeah I know he's trying for Reverand, but to me he's RV from now on)
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COMPANY OR INDIVIDUAL THAT CAN BE ABLE TO HANDLE A CONTRACT SUPPLY PROJECT OF 2 (TWO MILLIOM )PIECES OF T SHIRTS FOR THE
GHANA PRISON SERVICES (NPS) AND CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE SPREAD OF HIV/AIDS,TO THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HELTH.
AND OTHER ITEMS FOLLW:
1.} Hospital equipment
2. Elevator 
3.Laboratory Equipment
5.T-shirt/FACE CAPS
6. computers
7. Medical / surgical equipment
8. swemming michen W...T...F?
9.fire extinguish |
and then right down the bottom...
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| PLEASE IF YOU KNOW ANY PERSON WHO CAN BUYER GOLD DUST I HAVE FOR SALE. |
luckily, I do have someone that can help supply combination t-shirt / FACE CAPS
and as for gold... well, I have a company that deals solely in gold! I love this sport |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:16 am |
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^^I recall a lad looking for 2 million mailing labels for the Haiti disaster, and someone in the biz said it would take several trucks (in RL) to deliver such a thing. Imagine 2 million pieces of tshirt  
Now, if he needs an elevator, I keep one handy and ready with a fire extingush, right behind the empty trunk boxes and next to the swemming michen.  |
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"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:20 am |
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| 8. swemming michen |
swimming machine, perhaps?
From Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swimming_machine
Is a small pool with 'waves' you swim against.
Maybe needs the water shipped? How much? What percentage of chlorine needed?
#4 is missing from that list, I think you need to add one in, something interesting, of course. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:36 am |
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JJJ, as Merry noticed, #4 needs some help
4/ 5,000 enema bags and hoses
4/ 100,000 condoms (well it is for a prison)
4/ 5,000 blow up female dolls
I was going to mention goats, but lets be nice.
Can we have a poll for #4? |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:44 am |
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5,000 backpacks, which will be fitted for rescue goats to carry all of the supplies listed? |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:55 am |
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My guess is that it's a sewing machine your lad's blathering on about. I do prefer the swimming machine myself |
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foo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 1271
Location: Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Citteh
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:58 am |
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| Can we have a poll for #4? |
Of course.
1. 5,000 enema bags and hoses
2. 100,000 condoms (well it is for a prison)
3. 5,000 blow up female dolls
5. 5,000 goats (I am not a nice person.)
6. 5,000 flamethrowers (that fire extinguish has to be for something!)
7. 5,000 empty boxes ("I swear there were useful items in there before!")
8. 5,000 playpen balls.
Everyone vote now! |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:06 am |
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How about 5,000 Korean bibles? Flower arranging books? Strait jackets? |
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:49 am |
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Sleepless and I called a "T-Shirt Scammer" last year. He wanted a sample of one of our shirts sent for "approval" before he would order the whole lot.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159139
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Enforcer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Mar 2010
Posts: 40
Location: your immagination
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:20 am |
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As for #4 I have a couple of suggestions:
1,000 trebuchets
5,000 stirrups
100,000 shellac records
30,000 units of Windows 3.11 (or how about the crickett manager for Amiga)
10,000 random shindogus
10,000 curse missiles (pun intended; for the religious ones)
700,000 used thongs
10,000 cans of whoop-ass
Or ask him if wife beaters will be acceptable instead of t-shirts. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:40 am |
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Was just trying to think up an apporpriate Genus for this guy.
I was thinking,
The Randomizer: Sends out scam orders for lists of items that appear to be completely random hoping they might hit on at least one of them.
Also for #4:
2 Billion "Winking" Jesus Statues .. yes I said WINKING you dirty people!!
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:13 pm |
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JJJ, as Merry noticed, #4 needs some help
4/ 5,000 enema bags and hoses
4/ 100,000 condoms (well it is for a prison)
4/ 5,000 blow up female dolls
I was going to mention goats, but lets be nice.
Can we have a poll for #4? |
How about 5000 Love Ewes? (Not NSFW, but you may get strange looks) |
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