Someone de-educate this idiot?

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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:38 pm

Spot the mistake Wink

Respect to whoever got the lad to make that little addition, lol
beers!

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From: Hemou Deddouh <[email protected]>
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Subject: FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER IS NEEDED
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FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER IS NEEDED

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM THE CHEF ACCOUNTANT OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK HERE IN MY COUNTRY.IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF U.S$20.5 M DOLLARS (TWENTY POINT FIVE MILLION USD) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DURING THE IRAQ WAR IN 2006.

SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNED THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE IRAQ WAR LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY, I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND I DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER FIVE YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BANK AS UNCLAIMED BILL .

WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO:

1. FIRSTLY TO ASSIST ME TO EXPORT THIS MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY STABLE COUNTRY ABROAD.
2. TO ASSIST ME INVEST THE MONEY IN PROFITABLE VENTURES SUCH AS CAT FARMING OR DWARF LESBIAN GROOMING IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER SUITABLE COUNTRY WHERE YOU HAVE GOOD CONNECTIONS.
3. TO HELP ME RE-LOCATE MY FAMILY TO THE SUGGESTED COUNTRY.
4. TO MANAGE THE MONEY IN PROFITABLE MANNER.

FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, I AND FAMILY HAVE MAP OUT A GOOD REWARD FOR YOU FROM THE TOTAL AMOUNT. UPON YOUR REQUEST, I WILL GIVE YOU FURTHER DETAILS OF THE PLANS AND TELL YOU MORE ABOUT MY SELF AND MY FAMILY, BUT YOU MUST TREAT AS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL FOR MY SECURITY.

THEREFORE AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGNER PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 50% WOULD BE FOR ME. THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED.

THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

PLS IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THIS TRANSACTION JUST DELETE MY MESSAGE FROM BOX AND DO NOT REPLY BACK OK.

TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR HEMOU DEDDOUH.
FOR MORE DISCUSSION PLEASE YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY PRIVATE LINE OUT OFFICIAL HOURS,+226 78 51 33 09

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:47 pm

Thats not de-education, they are both legitimate business models where i come from. along side dandelion training and grass whispering.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:54 pm

Oh, I didn't see the question mark the 1st time. I thought it was a cry for help. I'm a cat-wrangler by trade, what seems to be the problem here?

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:04 pm

Waiting for a dwarf lesbian groomer now... Wink

lol

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:14 pm

I just googled dwarf lesbian grooming images with safe search off and I got a picture of some cuddly rabbits and a panda, oh and a half naked dwarf doing a jig.
:dissapointed (no emoticon)

but take 'grooming' off the search term, ohhhh my .... *faints*

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:18 pm

I know a dwarf groomer, but unfortunatly they specialise in transvestite dwarf grooming, not lesbian dwarf grooming, will this effect our business agreement?

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

Did someone Call,
I hear my services are needed.
I groom Lesbian Dwarfs and by a strange coincidence i Farm, Dwarf, Lesbian Cat,s as well, would you beleive it!!!!!!
So how can i assist

PG LOL_sign

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