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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:35 pm

FORTRAN Programmer

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:54 pm

I am a secretary of a large multinational modeling agency, a movie producer, a reverend, a record company executive, a mentor for the stars, a Gunnery Sgt., an African Geography and History Instructor, a voudou houngan, and a Professor of Divine Intervention. But, that's only half of it. And, i'll do anything once.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:06 pm

Krona wrote:

I'm a lumberjack.

and you're okay! Very Happy

I can't say what I do for a living as it's obscure enough that it could fairly easily lead back to my RL info. Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:08 pm

CowboyBuck wrote:

FORTRAN Programmer

Are you really? Most of the programming I do is in FORTRAN.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:12 pm

Engineer: Multiskilled.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:53 pm

Department head for large commercial contractor. (High rise buildings, hotels, casinos, hospitals.. ect.)

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:28 am

The OP did not specify if the job is RL or baiter. I can work on both.

In RL, Certified electronics technician.

In baiting,
Administrator for a off site secure data center for insurance and hospital records to coordinate payments of medical insurance claims,
Shipper for the Atlantic rim and Carribean,
Art dealer on the beach on the West Coast of the US,
A lottery winner with lots of cash avoiding taxes by moving to the Cayman Islands for some banking.
Westrn Union clerk working in the fraud center. ( great for de education of WU officers who fail to follow internal security protocol and don't know their office secure land line number and agent number )
Retired engineer.

More to come.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:31 am

I used to masturbate horses for a living.

These days I have my own consultancy business doing a variety of IT developments in the financial sector, so the horse thing is just a hobby now Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:54 am

^ And seeing the avatar, the horses really enjoyed it. Very Happy

At this moment my lads think i am a Reverend/ Pastor, or a retired geriatric fool.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:16 pm

Telling stuff to people who hardly pay attention. As a distraction, I do baiting. And I listen to more stuff and hardly pay attention.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:12 pm

@Satanless - I'll bet you thought you would get serious responses from everyone. Not from this crowd. Razz

As for me... I'm a big fish in a small pond. Well, maybe a medium-sized fish. Actually, I'm just one little fish in a bowl but I think I'm important and that's all that matters. Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:06 pm

I'm unemployed at the moment, but in school working on a degree in Construction Management.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:14 pm

If you have some RL, you obviously have to do something for a living. Otherwise it isn't necessary. Very Happy

I could tell you how I used to work as a stewardess for Air Koryo and what happened after that, but--

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:56 pm

I am a . And have been one since early 2008.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:09 pm

As much as I would love to say I kill people, I can't. I only bore some people to death.
I am an English lecturer.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:58 pm

Welcome to Eater, Sycamore. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:38 pm

Welcome Sycamore, i live not too far from Edinburgh. nice to see yet another Scot on board Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Haggis farmer.

In RL I mumble mumble this may or may not involve test tubes on a part time basis

I also herd cats, rabbits, rats and offspring
The cat being the easiest

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:51 pm

I am very important to many people. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:05 am

Ahoy conga22. Nice to see the forum ripe with Scots Wo/Men. Have seen a few locations up our way. Seems to be a nice 'wee' community on the site.

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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:23 am

ooo, another Scot? Very Happy

I'm on the opposite side of the country though. Nice view of the Isle of Arran (when it's not obscured by freezing rain like it was today, lol)

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:26 am

I'm a professional colleague, according to my latest appraisal.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:46 am

Technomancer, may have been up your way at the weekend. I Was in Kinloch Ranoch and came back down the West coast.

Beautiful scenery up there, can't say the same about the weather though. Sad

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:43 am

I am a retired civil servant. At 10 AM you can usually find me on my living room couch in my underwear, eating instant coffee straight from the jar and waiting for my pension check to drop through the mail slot. Very Happy

As far as the lads are concerned I can be a:
-shepherd
-disbursement officer in a sperm bank
-sliderule calibrator
-BMW critic

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:57 am

Like Lakeside 77. Retired but I'm rarely up before the crack of Noon.
retired early about 4 yrs ago age 53. on Disability. Spent 33 years at back-breaking work and that's what it did.

Baiting has truly taken over my life. I live on gummy peach rings and
espresso, can't switch to decaf. That explains my long rambly posts.

Part-time bassist / musician. Home recording and the odd $100 gig.

There I think that sums it up neatly in a few words. computer skills ?
Barely and learned later in life. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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