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Master of Puppets
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Master of Puppets
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Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:39 am |
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I didn't reply to my lad for a few days as RL got in the way. Then he sent an e-mail asking what I/the comittee thought of the picture. I sent this:
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have not been doing well actually. You knew of course that I have been sick for quite some time and that since recentlly I have a Nurse [<- Doing a set up for a sign later on, if the pyramid turns out to be impossible] caring for me. You also know that you'll be my only heir and will inherit my house and money when I die, although you do need to complete your membership first, becouse otherwise the church won't allow it.
This weekend, the doctors decided that I was getting to tired and that to extend my life as long as possible they needed to put me in a artificial coma, practically meaning that I've been in an artificial sleep for the past few days. This morning I've woken up and I'm doing a bit better, I have more energy now and a bit less pain. However, the doctors say that I won't have very much longer to live and that they can only do the artificial coma once more because after a third time I'll get brain damage.
It makes me happy to know that you are also trying to complete your membership and be my heir for my piece of mind because I don't want my only real son to inherit anything because he left me. However, you really can't resort to trying to cheat the comittee to become a member quicker and please me. Really, if it were my call, I'd make you a member right now, but alas... I can't bypass the comittee. I have not send the 'photo' of the monument to the comittee because it is obvious that it has been made by a computer and is not real. The comittee will not fall for that, especially as they have a photograph expert who can check this kind of photo's for being real or not. If I send this photo to the comittee they will instantly realise it is a fake (even I saw it was a fake) and disqualify you for membership for the rest of your life. Which will mean that you won't be able to become my heir and which will mean my son will inherit everything I own and I don't want that.
So please Oke, do this for me. [b]Build the monument for real, make sure it meats the specifications and make REAL photographs of it and send me those.[b/] Then you'll be a member before you know it and you'll inherit my house and money when I die and you'll be able to come and live in England and get good education and bring your family over here as well.
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Good Afternoon Revrend,
Oh ok I got your mail in good standings sorry to hear that Thank God you are doing better
now I`ll try my best.is just that the pressure was too much on me Honestly the building was not easy as you think.the first photos I sent you was real believe me.
The problem is that its going to takes alot of money which I don`t have I will just do what you have instructed me here.am confused don`t know what to do again I must have to try my bestto make it real. I have no option.
Best Regards,
Your Son,
Oke
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What a twit this lad is... |
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Huntington
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Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:31 pm |
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at least he is trying his bestto for you. he must really care about your dying wishes |
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Master of Puppets
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Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:47 pm |
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He asked me some personal stuff about my illness and why my wife can't inherit the money etcetera etcetera. I sent him a rather sad story about that my character is dying due to some smoking-related disease and that my characters wife is already dead blablabla.
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Oh ok I see what you are passing through now.pretty sorry .do you still smoke up till now.if you do, you better stop it because it`s dangerous to health.I will try my best to make sure I complete the monument.one more question after the building of the building am I still going to undergo another process.I love to know all this things.the construction will take lot of money which I don`t have.but I will still try my best
Your Son,
Oke
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Dramaqueen
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Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:34 pm |
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I feel sorry for your character, you're dying anyway right?
Seems to me the only good thing you have left to enjoy would be your smokes. How are you supposed to chew that tough nicotine gum, you are way to weak for that.
Is he trying to push you over the edge faster??? What if you choke on a big wad of that crappy gum???
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Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:22 am |
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Just caught up with this.
Talk about crappy photochopping! My eyes are crap and i can see that!
Also, I saw those pics of the lad. I don't think he's whistling. Looks like something is up his caboose. Or he's got the trots and is trying to hold it in.
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dogsbum
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Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:40 pm |
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MoP I am touched by your lad's concern and a little alarmed that you are dying. I have tears.
But if he is truly concerned surely he should offer you a lung or two, perhaps part of his liver and a brain lobe (not being used anyway)? A real loving beneficiary would happily submit to a battery of medical forms and tests don't you agree? It's not likely that you will be a match but the TWAT does have the odd miracle, yes?
Maytime for your son to discover he has a brother in ladgeria. One who is currently undergoing medical checks to see if he is a compatible donar.
And the one who succeeds wins the teddy prize! Let the race to health begin.
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Master of Puppets
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Master of Puppets
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dogsbum
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Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:35 pm |
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^^^ MoP - my heart goes out to you. We do our best with these pathetic 'pretend people' walking among us like some dried out old douches.
We slave over hot scripts, plan in minute detail wacky bait modalities, work our funny-bones into fine white powder ... but for what?
So that some pathetic, talentless, humourless little ratfuck will deny us our chuckles!! Surely NOT ... not on our watch we won't. He needs a severe wet willy, atomic wedgy, bangkok tittie twister and mega-mage slap
Look at his hands and clothes ... they don't show any signs of hard work ... just lazy lad fuckery. We cannot let this 'jock-stain' tarnish your name.
Your shame would be far too great.
I'm always ready to help if you need to be put down ... just saying ... (and it has nothing to do with your parking space, ok?) |
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I hope he had to bribe the owner of that cement bag storage facility. I don't think a holy shrine should be built in such an industrial area. It should be on a hilltop.
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Master of Puppets
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Master of Puppets
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I'm going very tired of this lad, he completely unable to get anything done and is now still whining about money. I had hoped that maybe he would be motivated by me mentioning that I'm trying to make someone else ('the 'Nurse' that's taking care of my character, more specifically) send him money, but he hasn't even done enough to earn being send fake money.
I'm now going to give him one more chance, my character has been dying for quite some time (since the OP) now, I think it's time he actually went. Luckily there was a loop-hole in the law/church rules that says that my character can give stuff to non-members in his will, provided that they become full members within one month after my characters passing.
I sent the lad an e-mail telling this and announcing that I've probably only got a week left and that I don't think I can get someone to send money to him and that he has to hurry up. This is what he replied:
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Thanks for the mail.Im expecting some money,but I don`t really know exactly when I`ll get the money.is unpreditable Im really sorry to hear that.I wish you have anyone apart from the Nurse who could just loan me some money,then after I become full member I will just pay back the person as well.I don`t want you to die so soon please.Hold on a bit please.
Your Son,
<lad>
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Oh no.. God forbid I die before being able to pass on everything I own to him...
ETA: I just checked the last e-mail I have from this lad and it dates from April 28th last year. It has all been one and the same TWAT-bait, but there's been a gap of about something like 2 months somewhere so I don't really think it counts for an hourglass. However, it still means that this lad stems from my starting period in baiting... I'll be treasuring him, then. |
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:22 pm |
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Master of Puppets wrote: |
Incompetent lad wrote: |
Hold on a bit please. |
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Yeah MoP, hold on a bit! What's the rush? It's not like the pearly gates are closed when you arrive late.. |
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Master of Puppets
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Sat May 15, 2010 10:08 am |
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Okay, my character died a while back and I've been cobaiting this lad with Albator for the last two weeks. This lad had apparently been contacted by Albator's TWAT-character some time back and it seems Oke remembered that character.
So after my character died and his son took over the e-mail account for the execution of the will, Oke contacted Albator's character to find out more details of the requirements for the monument. Luckily, Albator noticed that this was my lad and we began cobaiting him, which resulted in a new pyramid-like thing: (clickies)
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Sat May 15, 2010 5:13 pm |
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Apparently there was more... but the 'network was bad so i decided to send them bit by bit' (I wouldn't know any other way to send digital files, but that might just be me):
Look at those four guys standing there, all with one hand on a TWAT-monument |
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Huntington
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Sat May 15, 2010 5:26 pm |
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he has just re-arranged the bag that where already stacked there. he hasnt even left the wholesalers yard. what point is the pyramid if he doesnt make the effort and sweat. re-do re-do re-do. |
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Sat May 15, 2010 5:46 pm |
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I always tell them (off the church record of course) that it's an inside joke at the church that the builders of small monuments have small penises and big monuments, big ones. |
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Sat May 15, 2010 6:24 pm |
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Great post and two new species from this lad:
The Egyptian (Pyramidia galleriicum): Lad who sends pictures of the cement bag pyramid he has just spent weeks and his own cash building.
The Pharmacist (Quackus tohellicum): Lad who espouses poor medical knowledge, or asks you to quit smoking for your health, even though you have told him you are dying of cancer. Probably worried you might 'snuff it' before you can send the cash. |
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wowwow
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Sat May 15, 2010 6:37 pm |
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Actually this is the closest any of them have come to drawing what TWAT really looks like. You might want to rotate the image 90 degrees clockwise
http://s636.photobucket.com/albums/uu85/masteroflads/TWAT/?action=view¤t=Coffee9.jpg |
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Albator
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Sat May 15, 2010 9:59 pm |
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What a f*cking lame effort!
But it's a pyramid...
Maybe not all what we've been waiting for but still... |
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Albator
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Update for you guys.
After telling him this was not really a pyramid, and that the TW4T commitee suggest he adds some bags around to make it look like what it should be, lad answered (my bolding):
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Dear Anita,
Thanks for the mail,could you believe that I bought those bags of cement and each cost 1,500 naira I don`t have any bags of cement on ground now which I can add to make the construction look like a pyramid and those guys you see on the photos I paid them to build it for me.I have really spent alot on this and I have no money at hand. I borrowed money to build the previous ones and now am trying to pay back the money.
This is not sandbags, this are bags of cement as you can see.If this is really going to prepare me for the Lord`s coming as you told me before now,then I don`t see no reasons why you have to put me through this hard life.The Lord has paid for all this if this is truely what TWAT is all about.I don`t see how you have convinced me to believe in your believes.
I have some persons who I have told about TWAT and they are willing to join TWAT,but I really can`t tell them all my experience about TWAT knowing fully well that they won`t adhere to the conditions TWAT gave.Please I will still love to be a full and a recognise member of TWAT and will love to bring more souls to TWAT,but if it continue this way I don`t think I can continue with TWAT.
My Regards to the Committee.
Ok3 Edew0r. |
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Tue May 18, 2010 10:55 am |
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^ .. right .. like he really did pay for the cement. Ask him for the receipt, so TWAT will cover his additional costs.
Why are you guy's siggy lines still pyramid-less? I agree, their monstrous attempt is sickening, (and funny as hell ) but, still, you did get them to build something special, didn't you? |
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Nap Olean
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Tue May 18, 2010 2:02 pm |
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Obviously the TWAT needs to be built on the site of the new church, not in the cement yard. |
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