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Satanless
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Apr 2010
Posts: 8
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:40 pm |
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I thought I would start this up since the Search function told me that nothing of the sort has been done so far. Unless I missed something.
Anyhow, I think this is a self-explanatory thread, so post what you do for a living. I'll get the ball rolling:
I'm unemployed, looking for a job in the IT field (if anyone has any tips PM me).
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_________________ Just like the shit will attract the flies, the truth will always be covered with lies. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:40 pm |
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I fly aeroplanes. |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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Satanless
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Apr 2010
Posts: 8
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:43 pm |
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No need to quote post just above yours -- JMR
I've always wanted to be a pilot. But then thought that since I spend most of my time on a computer, and know quite a generous amount about them I'd try for an IT job. But I fly aeroplanes too, in FSX. |
_________________ Just like the shit will attract the flies, the truth will always be covered with lies. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:07 pm |
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Welcome to 419Eater, Satanless!
Before baiting please review all stickies, read up on Eater U for all the how tos, and be sure to request q mentor.
If I told you what I did for a living... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Satanless
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Apr 2010
Posts: 8
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:12 pm |
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No need to quote post just above yours -- JMR
Thanks. Already reading up on the stickies and have requested a mentor. |
_________________ Just like the shit will attract the flies, the truth will always be covered with lies. |
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create
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Oct 2005
Posts: 266
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:21 pm |
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Test Pilot for defective fighter jets |
_________________ "we are not like others, cos winning is a natural phenomenon, and we dont deal with abstracts." lotto lad |
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:49 pm |
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Pick any one or more
1. live
2. house-husband
3. search and report 419 related site stuff
4. "revise" and modify antique computers and operating systems
5. frequently start small electronic fires (related to number 4)
6. other things
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wondering can you retire as a house-husband
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_________________ Dubitando ad veritatem pervenimus
aa419.org member
Site Killing x uncounted numbers
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Over 1000 - no longer counting since sometime in 2008 + #unknown# assists
WDPRs >150 Netcraft>115
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:33 pm |
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I'm in Admin and with a bit of IT thrown in.... |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
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(with thanks to Nigel Tuffnel)
My dear Brother , if I have to you to scam you, May the WROGHT of GOD be upon me and my generation |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:51 pm |
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I connect a chair and the keyboard of my laptop, pull up some very difficult looking code and pretend that I'm working.
Okay, I actually do work now and then. The company I work at is a small business with about 10 people (the 2 guys who own it (doing managing-stuff), me and a friend (we <strike>pretend to do complicated</strike> program stuff), 3 communications trainees (only there to keep the conversation from getting too nerdy) and 2 designers (one of which is only temporarily there to design the new website)). At a given moment there's usually no more than 6 of us present as only the two owners and the trainees work fulltime.
Apart from that the company runs very well (in terms of turnover and profit), which makes it a very nice place to work (and means I can pretty much decide when I come to the office to work and when I don't). Especially that last bit makes it just about the best job for a student to have, I can completely plan around everything study-related |
_________________ x4
Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:53 pm |
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Collect my pension. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:55 pm |
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I'm currently unemployed, working as a freelance technomancer and part-time scambaiter |
_________________ ***************
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I went to the Mr Biggs' drive-in... And all I got was this lousy Easter Egg with fries!
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:19 pm |
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I own a security company, have contracts with both the commercial and industrial sectors, and even several private contracts. The major face of the business is night club and hospitality security, but this is also our biggest liability, due to the ever increasing drunken brawl mentality within Australia, (i know it its not just my city) As of a recent heart attack I have been working surveillance only (besides managerial) but have been forced to step into a few altercations. Basically I'm a bouncer who didn't grow out of the industry. |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:54 pm |
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I look after the water quality in several swimming pools. |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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sam vimes
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Sep 2009
Posts: 52
Location: in my own little world.
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:05 pm |
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i,m retired, full time wolves fan & real ale taster. |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:11 pm |
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I'm a lumberjack. |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:14 pm |
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Huntington wrote: |
I own a security company... |
You mean trunk boxes, demurrage fees, consignments, diplomatic delivery, +44 70-numbers and Reverends/Doctors with yahoo/hotmail addies?
Sorry, couldn´t help it! |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Imperial Guard
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Apr 2010
Posts: 49
Location: The Imperium Of Man!
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:32 pm |
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Visual Basic developer and troubleshooter |
_________________ I'm just a man with a flak jacket and a laser rifle, but the Emperor knows I'll do my part!
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"INFACT I NEED A LIFE MYDEAR" - H3l3n v4ye |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:58 pm |
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I work in Eater's creativity and animation department. The pay sucks, the working conditions are atrocious, but I get to hang out with...
I have been a passenger on a lot of planes, but I am not a sky marshal.
I have flown a plane, but I am not a pilot.
I am a certified scuba diver but have not done so in many years.
I drive a truck, but I am not a lorry driver.
I am a father, but I am not Catholic.
I am educated, but that doesn't make me smart.
I live on the left coast, but I am not a leftie.
I know a lot about drugs, but have never taken any nonprescription types.
I am a radical, but in a peaceful way.
I practice not having routines.
I can and do write with either left or right hand, some times at the same time. (class notes on one page, letters to friends on the other)
Oh, you mean something productive? Nothing at the moment. |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:03 pm |
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I am a construction worker and union delegate
NickTheCop dances on tables at gay clubs |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
X14 more &
Team Mr Bigg's |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:58 am |
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Receptionist/Secretary to a dictatorship. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:04 am |
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I collect my SSDI and look for part-time work. Not much of that availablr. Not even greeter at WalMart |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:15 am |
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Black Dog wrote: |
NickTheCop dances on tables at gay clubs |
I'll have you know that Wednesdays and Fridays are Ladies Nights. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:17 am |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:52 pm |
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I'm a scholar (aka college student.... Aka poorer by the minute). Until recently, I traveled around the US kidnapping wayward teens for their parents.
I'm looking around for anybody hiring a straight baiter, but the market really sucks; it's nothing but telemarketer jobs. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
Reap / Sow |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:21 pm |
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I thought I was retired, but;
I'm bored but have no spare time.
I get many guests that pay to visit
I also looks after pool water quality
I feed hundreds daily, but never cook myself.
I pay lots of bills, but none of them are in my name.
and the best one, I gamble with someones elses money and get paid not to shave my beard |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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