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Compliments, How are you and your family doing ? Hope you have not forgotten me? I am Dr Williams Johnson II the man from Nigeria who contacted you some time ago to assist me secure the release of some money accrued from the over invoicing of a contract/inheritance that was awarded by my government sometime ago during the military regime. Though you were not able to assist me conclude the transaction, I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the assistance and cooperation of a new partner from Brazil. Presently I'm in South Korea for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile, i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds, I made sure you are not left out the benefit of the transaction hence I kept aside for you sum of Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollar ($8,500,000.00)draft.Please bear with me for the making the initial contact through Email. Mean-while, A woman came to MY SECRETARY OFFICE few Days Ago with a letter,Claiming to be your true Representative. HERE BELOW IS HER INFORMATION AS SUBMITTED TO MY SECRETARY; NAME ANNE BRENDA 4031 Villa Vista Palo Alto, CA 94306 BANK NAME: CITIBANK, ARIZONA, USA. ACCOUNT NUMBER: 6503809008. Please,Do reconfirm to MY SECRETARY'S OFFICE, as a matter of urgency if this woman is from you so that he will not be held responsible for paying into the Wrong Name. If this woman is not your REP,You are requested to fill and send this information's for verification purpose so that your VALID CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT US$8,500,000.00 MILLION US DOLLARS WILL NOT BE delivered into the wrong hand please. THIS FUND IS AS A RESULT OF INHERITANCE ON YOUR BEHALF: YOUR NAME:............................... YOUR ADDRESS:............................ YOUR PHONE NUMBER........................ CELL PHONE NUMBER........................ AGE...................................... SEX:..................................... YOUR OCCUPATION/POSITION HELD.......................... I appreciated your efforts at that time very much,so feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr Emmanuel Amos, l have instructed him on how to send the Bank Draft to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive the Draft so that we can share the joy together after all the sufferings at that time. in the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which i and my current partner are having at hand. Finally, remember that i have left instruction to my secretary so as soon as you contact him he will send the Draft to you,so feel free to get in touch with MY SECRETARY NOW. Below is the contact of my secretary Name: Mr Emmanuel Amos Email: [email protected] Telephone number:+2348123731335 Kindest Regard Dr Williams Johnson II

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CONTACT OCEANIC BANK FOR YOUR ATM CARD??
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Maxvil Xzil

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Wednesday 31 March 2010
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Good Day Dear, I have contacted my secretary to confirm if you have received the compensation draft cheque of ($2.500, 000.00 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS) which I issued in your name, but he told me that he could not send it to you because of the courier charges. Now I have called my bank to cancel any payment regards to the draft cheque and then authorized them to transfer the payment into ATM CARD in your name which they did. As of now be informed that all charges has been paid and the ATM CARD is going to be in your name, but to reactivate the ATM Card you have to forward your current information’s as requested below to the bank and the only money you will pay to the bank is US$95 for the ATM Card Reactivation fee, then they will send you the ATM CARD for your immediate use. 1. Your Full Name:::::: 2. Your Postal Address::::: 3. Your City:::::::::: 4. Your Country::::::::: 5. Your Current Tele Phone:::::::: 6. Your Office Tele Phone::::: 7. Your Nearest Air-port::::FOREIGN OPERATIONS ATM CARD RELEASE DEPT. BANK OF AFRICA BENIN REP FOREIGN REMITTANCE TREASURY DEPARTMENTOCEANIC BANK PLC,Rue 308 Reverend Pere,Colineau Cotonou. République du Bénin. Contact Person DR.Walter Wale DIRECTOR, TEL+00229 96 30 63 17 EMAIL ([email protected]) Get back to me once you received the ATM CARD ok. Thanks And God bless. Mrs,maxvil xvil.

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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:36 pm

I want to see one lad reciting it without drawing breath Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:37 pm

^^^ Well .. they left their phone numbers, so why not give it a shot? Wink

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:54 pm

Imperial Guard wrote:

I want to see one lad reciting it without drawing breath Very Happy

I want to see lads just not drawing breath at all Twisted Evil

hehe

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:21 pm

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Well .. they left their phone numbers, so why not give it a shot?

Feel free, I don't phone lads

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:19 pm

^^ Never do either I'd rather have somebody else do it. But maybe I might try it in the future.

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If you do bait him, don't forget to compliment him on his excellent writing style. With any luck he'll continue using it.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:33 pm

^I found phoning lads to be quite scary at first, actual 'physical' contact' like oh wow!, but, after the first few its not at all bad, all you need to have is a few notes on what you want to say (or just wing it like me!) if you have skype you can always join in some of the other baiters calls, it is a bit different listening live than listening in to a recording, then you can move on to a double team before going solo. Calls can really help baits move along.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:00 am

They look fantastic to me devil-woman. It's 2 diff. reply addys and 2
similar scripts. If they receive TONS of responses (hint, hint, everybody)
then THEY will think they have a superb format. And isn't that the biggest compliment of all ?? I mean, I could praise them on how good it looks

None of those pesky paragraph breaks. But actions speak louder and all that, eh ? Anyone listen to the song that never ends ?? Those are the sentence that just SEEMS to never end.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:56 am

Hmm. A Moebius strip of SPEECH?
Looks like an interesting modality to try. I'll put it in my 'to do' list Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:00 am

IG go on play with them you know you want to

Koko.Dk I find your sig most distracting. Cool

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:05 am

I know, I know I want to Very Happy

I need just a few more matches under my belt to get the hang of it Wink

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:26 am

Imperial Guard

Go ahead these ones are thick, so good for practice, probably have a nice brutal oga to kick them when they fail

Remember you can always seek advice from the evil geniuses!

(note to the delicious Koko.Dk my f word is good!

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:20 pm

^^devil-woman, I might just have a go at them. I will PM to explain
Koko's avatar to you. It's from an American TV show.

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