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Kokomeister
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Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:45 pm |
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Fartina: How cool! One day he'll know that his birthday is the day people play pranks on eachother.
Corona: Don't be a hypocrite, you know that you've done them too! Hehe
I'm having writer's block when it comes to April fool's ideas....Anyone got any good ones besides replacing filling in cookies for toothpaste, putting green food coloring in the milk, or turning your white dog pink. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:07 pm |
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I did this recently just for fun...
Melt some chocolate (low temp.) and dip raw brussel sprouts In It. Set them on waxed paper to cool and harden. Put them on a nice plate and leave them sitting in your kitchen for other family members to find or take them to work and leave them in the break room or other public spot or make liitle gift trays and give them out to friends. |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:27 pm |
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^^^ A healthy option!! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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MoralThreat
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 152
Location: California
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:41 pm |
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I changed my Facebook status a few days ago to say I was engaged. Some family members (including my mother) freaked out and started posting comments. I told them that a friend of mine was attending college on a student visa and it was about to expire so I told her we could marry and that would make her a naturalized citizen (I don't think you can do this anymore, but they still bought it).
Then last night I changed the status to married and woke up to many angry posts including my mother banning me from Easter. Oh I can't wait until I tell her it's all a prank. |
_________________ I pray that God will deliver her from this shit - Engr. Anthony
Why do you so much enjoy insulting me at my age? - Barr. Frazer
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:41 pm |
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<---- I dunno about April Fool, but someone's taking the piss out of me. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:57 pm |
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Odd for a mod to whine, Slightly. I am distraught at your new choice of avy. Why would you pick that? |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:01 pm |
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^^ I didn't flaming well pick it. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:02 pm |
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Mr. Awesomeness wrote: |
I dunno about April Fool, but someone's taking the piss out of me. |
A 'piss' of toast, so to speak. Ahahah. Oh my god. Whoever can come up with an even more godawful pun in the next ten minutes wins a free premium membership.
^^ Slightly, have you tried changing it back? |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:03 pm |
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What? How did that happen? Can't you change it back? Who changed it? Can't you find out? You're a mod! Are we doomed? |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Master of Puppets
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Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:33 pm |
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@Fartina: My dad's born on April 1st as well... I still pity my grandmother having to call family on that day to tell them my dad had been born.
ETA: Early congratulations with your eldest son's birthday btw.
ETA2: Another very un-funny and very elaborate joke would be to plan a test for your students on April 1st. Guess who's a victim of such a prank... |
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Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:44 pm |
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Uh-oh.... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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MikeH
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Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:33 pm |
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@La Belle Fartina: A good friend of mine was born on April 1, and she likes it, because she says everybody always remembers it forever. My own twins were born on April 2, by choice, after numerous expensive phone calls from California to Thailand to pick the most auspicious date. And to think they almost picked April 1 as "most auspicious."
Anyway, my idea of a prank would be to make up a fake Eater member, cause a lot of trouble with provocative posts by him, get everybody worked up over him, make a lot of fake posts about him by different present members, get the mods in on the act and have them fake it too.... HA HA FOOLED YOU (that would never happen, of course).
I AM VERY CLEVER BUT WISH I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP PEEING ON THE TOILET SEAT |
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Master of Puppets
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Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:53 pm |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:21 am |
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Someone seems to be April fooling a tad early for you northern hemispheric types - fixing siggy lines - ouch.
I was thinking of sending all of my lads a heap of fake WIMP western onion orphan MTCNs ... about 3,000 or so. And say that among them is one worth $10,000.
But they have to check OASIS security first. Too much ? |
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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
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Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:56 am |
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MikeH wrote: |
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Anyway, my idea of a prank would be to make up a fake Eater member, cause a lot of trouble with provocative posts by him, get everybody worked up over him, make a lot of fake posts about him by different present members, get the mods in on the act and have them fake it too.... HA HA FOOLED YOU (that would never happen, of course).
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Oh I see what you are getting at. Oh boy do you have us figured out. You left out the best part though. You don't start out with a provocative post. You start out (month in advance) with a standard "hello" thread just like the ones that pop up here at least once a week. Then you use ninja mind control and the jedi mind trick to get dozens of members to turn the hello thread into a 27 page thread that ends up turning into a bizarre cult like following. Jedi mind trick some of the posters in the thread to put the member's name in their sig line and refer to him in several other threads. Continue using ninja mind control to make sure no one gets bored and everyone continues posting for weeks without even hearing from the OP.
Once last time, use ninja mind control to get the OP to return and be very pleased with all the attention he has received. He thinks the attention is real and not caused by ninja mind control or the Jedi mind trick. No mind control will be necessary to get the OP to realize he can get more attention by making "provocative" posts. You won't have to use mind control to get everyone to give him more attention he is now seeking because... well just because.
Sprinkle in a little bit of lady luck and it will be timed perfectly for AFD. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
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3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:27 am |
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Personally, I blame MikeH for all this shitfuckery.
I volunteer to be the one to ban and mock him when Steward makes me "Supreme Overlord". |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:42 am |
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I, for one, welcome our new toast faced overlords.
Not so sure about corkscrew bum though. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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MikeH
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:31 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
Personally, I blame MikeH for all this shitfuckery |
Thanks for the nicest compliment I've had in many years! |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:04 pm |
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^^^
O.k., I'm off to the St.Stupid's Day parade! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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