Got a lads cencus - Work in a kitty

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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:26 pm

Got this from a lad
This almost killed me laughing.

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(4) WEIGHT: 84 kg , Not Permanent.
(22) WORK IN A KITTY: Don’t Take It Personal.
(26) FAMILY ADAGE: To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Expected.

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PLEASE THIS MY PERSONAL DATA / PROFILE.

(1) DATE OF BIRTH: 20/09/1968
(2) PLACE OF BIRTH: Fada N'Gourma.
(3) HEIGHT: 1.99
(4) WEIGHT: 84 kg , Not Permanent.
(5) SEX: Male.
(6) QUALIFICATION: M.B.A in Economics.
(7) OCCUPATION: Banker.
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PRESENT POSITION: (B.O.A) Manager.
(9) WORKING EXPERIENCE Sad

T.I.C) Insurance Banjul Gambia , & Presently In (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
(10) MARITAL STATUS: Married With 3 Children.
(11) PROVINCE OF ORIGIN OR STATE: Bobo-Dioulasso.
(12) NATIONALITY: Burkina-Faso West Africa .
(13)BLOOD TYPE: Ax.
(14) HOME: Dad, Mum with 2 Brothers, My Wife & 3 Children.
(15) ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn.
(16) PASS.PORT NOS: A1008622.
(17) DRIVING LICENCE NOS: If 08140.
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HOBBIES: Listing To Music & Instructing School Kids.
(19) H.I.V TEST: Negative.
(20) LIFE POLICIES: Always Sober & Calm.
(21) LIFE STYLES: Corporate & Decent.
(22) WORK IN A KITTY: Don’t Take It Personal.
(23) FAVOURITE FOOD: Snacks & Rice.
(24) FAVOURITE DRINKS: Soft Drinks.
(25) AIM: To Resign From Bank & Become An International Business Man.
(26) FAMILY ADAGE: To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Expected.
(27)OFFICE ADDRESS: (B.O.A) North West Zone-Annex, 01 Ouaga Burkina Faso.
(28)HOUSE ADDRESS: 82 Zangote Yenugua 02 Bp 4587 Ouagadougou 02 Burkina-Faso West Africa .
(29) Open the attach file and view my International id card.

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:16 pm

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BLOOD TYPE. Ax

I didn't know there was an Ax blood type. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:49 pm

He probably meant A+, which is the mark he didn't get for the test.
I've asked him to explain his Biog, to get him off this damn ugly script.

Also

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(15) ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn.

Capricon is quite wrong as this is 22 Dec - 20 Jan and he gave a

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(1) DATE OF BIRTH: 20/09/1968

That would make him a Virgo.
Lets see what else he got wrong .. erm pretty much everything Wink

Let me fill in the correct answers for him.

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(1) DATE OF BIRTH: UNKNOWN
(2) PLACE OF BIRTH: Fada N'Gourma.
(3) HEIGHT: 1.5 inches, sorry that's the size of my willy.
(4) WEIGHT: 64 kg , Permanent.
(5) SEX: erm MALE, definately MALE, is that the one with the willy or without?
(6) QUALIFICATION: ONCE WENT TO A SCHOOL, UNTIL SOMEONE STOLE IT
(7) OCCUPATION: TRAINEE TRAINEE SCAMMER (Yes a trainee trainee)
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PRESENT POSITION: SITTING IN AN INTERNET CAFE
(9) WORKING EXPERIENCE: NONE, I WOULD HOPE
(10) MARITAL STATUS: Married TO A GOAT for 3 years, we are very happy.
(11) PROVINCE OF ORIGIN OR STATE: Bobo-Dioulasso.
(12) NATIONALITY: Burkina-Faso West Africa .
(13)BLOOD TYPE: ANY I CAN GET.
(14) HOME: 16 BASTARD Brothers, My SHE-GOAT & 13 Kids.
(15) ZODIAC SIGN: SCUMBAG THE RABBIT HATER
(16) PASS.PORT NOS: I ONCE SAW A PASSPORT BUT SOMEONE STOLE IT
(17) DRIVING LICENCE NOS: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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HOBBIES: RACING BOX CARTS WEARING A WATERMELON HELMET
(19) H.I.V TEST: Yes please.
(20) LIFE POLICIES: STEAL MONEY FROM WHOEVER I CAN
(21) LIFE STYLES: DESPERATE AND CRIMINAL
(22) WORK IN A KITTY: WORK IN A WHAT? (Is the correct response)
(23) FAVOURITE FOOD: YOURS.
(24) FAVOURITE DRINKS: YOURS.
(25) AIM: TO EARN $3 THIS WEEK TO PAY THE INTERNET CAFE
(26) FAMILY ADAGE: FUCK ME I'M DEAD
(27)OFFICE ADDRESS: WHAT OFFICE, OH YOU MEAN THE CAFE. DIRT ROAD, DIRT TOWN, BF, NEXT TO THE COCA COLA SIGN
(28)HOUSE ADDRESS: WHAT HOUSE, OH YOU MEAN THE GUTTER.
(29) Don;t Open the attach file and view my International id card as ITS A FAKE.

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:21 am

Got his reponse to my questions. This guy is a hoot!

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Assalamu’alekum my good brother,
I am in receipt of your mail and every contents in it is well understood. Par your questions, I mean my weith is 84 kg not permanent.i might be 84kg today but tomorrow, I might be 85 kg . that is what I mean. The other questions, work in a kitty, I mean I always take what is mine, I don’t take what belongs to another person as it is against the rules of prophet Mohammed. The other question, family adage, to whom much is given much is expected means, let the trust that I have bestored on you remain. And let me trust you on the way that you will never betray me. The last question, aim, I have the dream of resigning from a banker and be self employ. So that is what I mean by that.

Mr Akin Salif

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