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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:51 am |
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POOF! You now have a real life. The bad news is that you will die immediately after reading this and won't get to enjoy it.
I wish I had a 50-inch plasma HD TV. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:11 pm |
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Granted. But as you didn't pay your electricity bills, your supply's been cut off & you're left with a very expensive wall ornament.
I wish I was in dixie. |
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"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:19 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:05 pm |
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CHATEAUBRIAND - they saw that you were the first poster on that thread, so now you're suspended.
I wish that they used real custard pies in movie custard pie fights. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:46 pm |
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wish granted, and its your job to make each and everyone of them, we need 36,000 of them by the end of the week for the new blockbuster "American custard pie"
I wish I didnt just get take a glass to the hand at the last physical disturbance i attended. I have enough scars. |
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:45 pm |
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Granted. But now, you obtained scars from random people scratching you. Apparently you're good luck or something.
I wish I could get out more. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:53 pm |
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KAZOOOOFFF! As of now you're a homeless bum with a reserved spot on the 3rd park bench on the left.
I wish I was in a nice and warm location with palm trees, white beaches, and scarcely dressed young beautiful women. |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:45 pm |
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SHAZZAAAAAAM!!!!! everyone else was making noises so i have to get in on it you are now on a beautiful tropical island, surrounded by gorgoues scandily clad woman. To bad you are on a hospital stretcher, in a coma. and it looks like the tide is coming in towards your life support equipment.
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_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:28 pm |
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POOF. You are now removing glass splinters from your butt instead.
I wish Jennifer Aniston would fall in love with me. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:16 pm |
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SCHWERPUNKT! You and Jennifer Aniston indeed fell in love - Love Canal. The long-term effects have yet to be fully determined but they will be painful.
I wish that bad things would keep happening to Silvio Berlusconi. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:10 pm |
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POOF KABOOM KAPOODLE! Bad things really happen to him, but you end up being his sex slave, which is bad and painful for you.
I wish Syracuse was in the Final Four. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:37 am |
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MISHPOSHETH! Syracuse is now in the Final Four of the City Destined For Sudden And Total Destruction For No Apparent Reason Stakes.
I wish that Lads would write more goofy things more often. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:54 am |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:11 am |
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The real Steward returns, but he talks in short silly sentences and seems determined to start a new religion. He takes on several mods at once and then files a morals complaint against 419Eater.
My only wish is that I could be somebody else. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:18 am |
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ETA> /\/\/\ Poof! You are someone else, unfortunately you just robbed a convenient store and the cops are chasing you.
And that's a lock, thanks to the 3rd political-ish post in this thread. If anyone wants to talk about politics and/or politicians, regardless of country or policys, please do it elsewhere. Thanks and good night. |
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