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Charlie Goonde
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 May 2009
Posts: 82
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:06 am |
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Don't know if anyone else has mentioned this but today marks exactly 5 years since "Peter Jones" arrived at county square, Paisley, Glasgow, Scotland expecting to pick up and steal $18,000 from a Mr Max N. Paddy and to his disappointment did not turn up and left him with a long, pointless, wasted trip!!! 
This was the first bait I read on this site and by far the best and one of the funniest things I've ever read, I just want to say thanks so much to Shivers, Skinners, and Charlie Fake for this work of art. Oh and btw Shivers did you ever here anything or get back in touch with "The world famous Matins Davis" ??!!!
Thank's again guys for a million laughs!, Kris.
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:17 am |
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Mugu: "This is Davis MAtins speaking."
Arnie: "I want to ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer them immediately!"
Haha! I loved that! And later I read that dialogue in Shiver´s book. |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
 x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials   Cos you deserve it.   x5  x50+  x 4 --       |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:50 am |
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this bait made me register in Eater, one of the funniest baits ever. I read it countless times
I don’t know why the video is no longer available? |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X5, Lagos - Accra- Cotonou- Ndjamena- Abeche(with SH) Isaac
Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
London to Edinburgh(with DD)Sterck
The Road to West Darfur (with Dr Mike)
X2 Accra- Douala- Mundemba (Why do you put me in pain)
Ireland to Sweden- Zion
Nigeria- Chad (with Dr Mike and Agda)
X2 Liberia- Ivory Coast, (with IG)
X3 Nigeria to Chad- Steve & Tony(T**T team)
X3 Belgium-Sweden-Denmark- Congo(with Dr Mike and Dane)
( ) X2 Operation Gold 2011
X23 Random safaris (You are a bastard beast)Akmal
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:10 am |
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Anyone care to share the link here?
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
      Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:26 am |
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http://www.419eater.com/html/martins_davis.htm |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:31 am |
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Thanks Frumpy
Didn't look in the archives  |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:16 pm |
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| this bait made me register in Eater |
It was what helped me decide to join, too. I laughed so much reading it and listening to the calls. |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Charlie Goonde
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 May 2009
Posts: 82
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:11 pm |
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Mugu: "This is Davis MAtins speaking."
Arnie: "I want to ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer them immediately!"
Haha! I loved that! And later I read that dialogue in Shiver´s book. |
Lol, that had me cracking up too! One of my favourite calls is the fake call to Peter Jones - "When you do the transfer your money simply disappears..."! and "I have no major role in this other than that the people were dealing with in Ghana have known me for a long time and they trust me impeccably.." and Max is like: "Oh thats good to hear Peter.. that statement has made me trust you so much"!! Not to mention when tragedy strikes at Western Union!! - "Found anything yet?.." "Nothing yet sir" "What about you guys?" "WE AINT FOUND SHIT!!!"
The telephone calls are just the icing on the cake of this bait! their so funny! I read a thread recently that was posted in November by this guy who said he worked for orange and that he recognised Peter Jones voice and that he had been running various scams to get free phones from them or something and that he is now in jail!! Did anyone else here anything about this? |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:36 pm |
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Åh, good times! |
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