Lad tries to find shipping company depot + photos and audio

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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:26 pm

After several failed attempts to send my lad his processing fees, and much form filling by him, I finally told him I would send him the money, hidden inside a bible, to his address in Benin City, Nigeria. The package was impounded in Lagos following an Xray which revealed the contents included cash. It was agreed that the lad would send his 'agent' to collect the package from Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos. This agent lad spent a few happy hours unsuccessfully searching for the office of the shipping company at the airport until the news broke that the shipping company had screwed up and had handed the package over to someone else.

The next day the shipping company told the Benin City lad that he was entitled to a compensation payment for the lost package but this required a security photo of his agent with a pass phrase.

The shipping company refused his pleas to pay by Western Onion and told him that the payment must be collected from their distribution depot near the Airport. The lad said he would send his agent again but of course, the shipping company required a new security photo for this,

Yesterday Benin City laddy sent lots of desperate emails saying that his agent could not find the distribution depot and that he "is currently stranded in lagos". Well, at least he wasn't stredded. I've been sending him detailed but misleading directions to locate my non existent depot situated somewhere along the long Agege Motor Road to the east of Murtala Mohammed International Airport. For some reason the agent lad can't seem to find it.

While the agent lad was looking for the depot, I was in email contact with the first lad in Benin City.

From Benin City lad

Quote:

He still cant find the depot. Cant you understand? Go to the front ofthe airforce office. He is there waiting and on a blue t shirt. Hetold me he is fraustrated and cant keep on walking to and fro without finding any depot. Please send anybody to the front on the airforce. He is there waiting.

I told him I would send a man out to the main road to wave a red flag to help agent lad. The shipping company then phoned the agent lad to help him with directions.

Click to listen

Benin City lad wrote

Quote:

He still cant see the flag. Plese tell the man to come down to the airforce gate. My agent is broke and can not pay for any transportation now. He is currently in the airforce gate. Please send somebody.

By yesterday evening the agent lad had run out of money to pay the motor bike driver he had hired to run him around.

From Benin City lad

Quote:

He is a passenger but can not currently afford a motorbike now as he is broke. Please send anyone to the airport junction by the bridge, he is on a blue sleeve shirt. Please before 4 oclock as he will need to be on his way back tomorrow.

and later ....

Quote:

Please send anyone to meet my agent at the airport junction along agege express road. He is sitting under a tree at the junction. Please help. Try and call him again.

This morning the agent lad is currently waiting in the reception of the Jabita Intercontinental Hotel on Obafemi Awolowo Way, Lagos where we’ve arranged a meeting to hand over the money.

It never ends ……….

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:33 pm

Quote:

He is sitting under a tree at the junction

Under a tree? No no, he should be IN the tree Laughing

Nice work BTW Very Happy

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:44 pm

That second picture says it all.
He got what he deserved! Twisted Evil

Nice one!

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:44 pm

Nice one! I love the thought of him walking up and down the road looking for the office or the man with the flag.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:38 pm

Quote:

My agent isbrokeand can not pay for any transportation now.

You broke his agent! Laughing

I didn't know that the agents were the ones paying for the airfare? I should travel with an agent more often so that way I can fly free. *facepalm*

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:14 am

Just an update on this bait. The Benin City lad is now desperate. His agent waited all day in the hotel reception. Yesterday he sent me 32 separate emails. Here's a sample.

From Benin City lad

Quote:

Now what. There is no sign of your agent. The day is almost over andmy agent is absolutely annoyed about this errand. He is still in the reception hall and the staffs are growing suspicious of him. Please tell your agent to hurry.

and later from Benin City lad

Quote:

How do you now want my young agent to survive in lagos today. He has spent all he has and on the other hand, if he had odered for breakfast just like you said, how do you think he could have paid?

I told him that someone from the shipping company did call at the hotel but there was no one in the reception matching his agent's description. Must have been just at the moment his agent nipped off the the toilet. I said we would try again today and to have his agent in the hotel reception from 9:00 am to meet my delivery driver.

The lad replied

Quote:

My agent will be i the hotel by 9:30am. Send your agents details and ask him to call my agent.

Oops, 9:30 was too late. He missed my delivery driver by just 15 minutes.

My reply

Quote:

The driver called at the hotel at 9:15 this morning and he said that your agent was not there. He has had to go to the airport now to collect today's deliveries but he will be available later on to go back to the hotel.

If any baiters here have lads in or around Lagos who are at a lose end today, please feel free to have them go along and meet my lad to cheer him up. Here are the details.

Hotel
Jabita Intercontinental Hotel Lagos Nigeria
144, Obafemi Awolowo Way, Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria

Lad's name Inope Audu Martins
Description: wearing a black top and blue jeans

He's sitting in the reception area. He shouldn't be hard to spot.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:29 am

^^Awesome, I like it better and better Laughing

Please provide your lad a deck of cards to cut waiting time a bit Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:10 pm

I can provide the real name of a Benin City based lad and his photo if you want the delivery to get chopped. Being in the same city, I'm sure some bad things could happen since the chance of them knowing each other is pretty good.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:54 pm

^^^ Sounds good sir scam alot. I'll come back to that idea when these lads have given up on picking up the payment in person.

Benin City lad has started threatening to pull his agent out of Lagos if he doesn't receive his payment. Time to put a quick call in to the agent lad at the hotel to make sure he doesn't leave.

>>>> Click to listen

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:32 pm

This just in from Benin City lad

Quote:

Well, my agent just called and said he has been kicked out of the hotel and was regarded as a destitute. Thanks to your agent, my young agent has been embarassed and mal treated and yet there is no sign of your agent. My agent is now around the hotel and it is best you driver call him when he gets to the hotel.

Well, it's back to the tree then, I suppose.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:41 pm

Tigbitties' lad wrote:

Well, my agent just called and said he has been kicked out of the hotel and was regarded as a destitute.

Best line I've read today!

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:47 pm

Quote:

Best line I've read today!

Me too

Quote:

Well, it's back to the tree then, I suppose.

IN the tree please Cool

419Eater is my life Joined: 01 Dec 2009 Posts: 254

Quote:

Please send anyone to meet my agent at the airport junction along agege express road. He is sitting under a tree at the junction. Please help. Try and call him again.

hey Tig, excellent work, this is something for me to aspire to. Do you actually know agege express road or are you winging it in your descriptions?

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:27 pm

Tig, let me know when you want to do the dolla chop. Just send me a PM and I'll light the fireworks for you. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:10 pm

Spectacular work, Tigbitties! Very Happy

I love it when lads are kicked out of establishments when awaiting meetings that will never occur. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:18 am

^^and as a "destitute" no less. Laughing

Well done, Tigbitties. clapping

I excitedly look forward to more lad pain, enhanced by SirScam's possible dolla chop... boxer

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:10 am

Thanks for all the feedback guys, it's really great to read all the responses from fellow baiters.

@Jwoods, I was just using Google Maps and aerial views from Google Earth to guide the agent lad over the phone.

After agent lad was kicked out of the hotel, I told Benin City lad that my delivery driver had made it back to the hotel and he was waiting in reception.

From Benin City lad

Quote:

Another day wasted and your agent is nowhere to be found and on the other hand, my agent has become a suspect in the hotel which means he can not go back there.

They finally admitted defeat and agent lad went home.

From Benin City lad

Quote:

My agent was in the hotel for eight hours. He left the hotel at about 5:30pm. He has now taken a night bus back to benin.

He's now given me a bank account, so I'll be sending that off to Alan today.

I'll start setting the scene ready for sir scam alot's dolla chop. In the meantime, here's a form that this lad had previously filled in for me.

I'm sure that this lad would have to do less work if he got a real job. At least he'd get paid.

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:01 am

tigbitties - i would love a copy of this blank form - do you have the pdf?
PM me.

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:40 am

Here you go wowwow. Just click the link below and then hit the download button to the right of the screen.

>>>> Click to download

I can't remember which baiter here created the form but credit to whomever it was.

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:13 pm

Excellent bit of baiting !

Long may the pain continue !..... Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:29 pm

My personal favorite question from the form:

"I get frustrated with people who waste my time".

He answered "No". Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:54 pm

"I can be trusted with glue" - No.

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:38 am

"This transfer is a legitimate one" No.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:54 pm

After this lad returned home from a few happy days on his city break in Lagos, my shipping company enquired after his well-being. The Benin City lad responded.

Quote:

He made it through the night and is currently resting after a long night journey.

Please send the authorisation form so i can fill it.

You heard him guys. He actually wants the authorisation form so his bank transfer can be made. Well, we wouldn't want to let the lad down so I sent him another form and here are the results.

Acknowledgements to Nurse Nasty who created this form

If you'd rather view the completed form as a better quality PDF, then >>>> Click here

My main character has agreed to repay the fees to speed up the process so the scene is now perfectly set up for sir scam alot to step in and work his magic using his well-honed dolla chop. I can hardly wait. …..

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i might just be being stupid, but i left this forum because i found it too confusing , how do people get the scammers to write out a sign and hold it up? especially as it is a message saying that he has failed or something Razz

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