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Kokomeister
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Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:52 am |
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HI ALL OR YOU!!!
BIG ENOUGH GUYS?! |
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red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:53 am |
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| Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
| you failed to note the growing number of Stewagnostics in our society. |
He also failed to mention the Sunny Stewards and the Shit Stewards.
The Sunnys believe that Steward's half uncle's brother's sister's nephew will be the next prophet.
The Shits totally disagree and therefore try to blow everyone else up with dynamite. Most people find that really annoying.
Remember folks - killing in the name of Steward is a sin.
Unless your target is Pastor Frank.
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:50 am |
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^^ is this truly the voice of sanity?  |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:19 am |
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Now that was an impressive master class in Stewardology, brother MikeH. Thanks for all! |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:49 am |
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Hi all!!
Nurse Nasty lifted ban and I'm allowed to post on this thread again. In many ways, I feel I am new to here. Yet, all the PMs I received during this period, were highly encouraging. Thanks for all or you.
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| And how am I supposed to get a date next Saturday night?" is a typical Conservative utterance. |
That actually reminds me of Steward's word:
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| I hope that i would get many new friends.... |
Consequently I venture to ask, are there any single Stewardites here? I'm free next Saturday. |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:24 pm |
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SOOI - I would hate to misunderstand Stewardology.  
My seeming silence during the last few days has been for a good reason. Following many obscure clues and strange writings in ancient Stewardian script, I have discovered the final post and it's meaning. I cannot divulge it's contents at this time as agents of certain factions within you or all are attempting sabotage the translitleration fo this work. Perhaps you will all be surprised... |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:24 pm |
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I would like to point out that many of you are behind on your tithings. We understand that times are tough, but that is all the more reason to dig deep in your pockets and support your faith so that your faith may enrich you and improve your tithe.
Just as a reminder I will outline the four general types of giving:
1. Cheerful tithe- This follows the paths portrayed in the First Post, instructing you to give while cheerfully and willingly submitting yourselves to that authority.
2. Cheerful Spirit-led- This follows the paths portrayed in the Second Post, instructing you to garner respect by giving but only seeming to do so cheerfully and willingly submit yourselves to that authority.
3. Un-cheerful tithe- This believes tithing is right, but generally either struggle to or don't give in accordance to the paths of giving portrayed in the First Post.
4. Un-cheerful Spirit-led- This believes free-will is right, but generally either struggle to or don't give in accordance to the paths of giving outlined in either the First Post or the Second Post, or that the mythical Third Post would somehow exonerate one from tithing. Of course, un-cheerful Spirit-led tithing or non-tithing is the path to ruin. |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:53 pm |
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There are two types of Stewardians--those who divide Stewardians into two different groups, and those who don't. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:15 pm |
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I'm single, N.O.R.A., and I'm a loyal Stewardite (I thank all or you as many times each day as I can), and I have a winning smile. You can't really go wrong with this combination. |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
 
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:19 pm |
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Otterfan, you must have noticed how I've been chasing after you on Eater with no results so far. Have you changed your mind? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:31 pm |
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With the help of Stewardism, I'm beginning to see the world as it really is, so..... yes.
Also: Hi All!! |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:48 pm |
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Otterfan, I don't want us to get ahead of ourselves but doesn't every Stewardian dream about Stewardian wedding?
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:57 pm |
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So you're not after a big fancy wedding or anything, just a few friends and/or family? |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:00 pm |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:06 pm |
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Not at all, Otterfan. By the way, I know a nice revolting restaurant that would make a perfect setting even for small wedding. Coincidentally, I have a picture of the location right here:
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:51 pm |
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^^^ get a room! |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:56 pm |
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^^^
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what Imike said |
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falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:00 pm |
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I'm glad that so many people are encouraging the union of two very loyal Stewardites. I'm not usually one to be influenced by the popular consensus but in this case... okay, I'll make an exception.
THANKS FOR ALL OR YOU! |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:06 pm |
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Otterfan, I'm not sure if we are the very first couple who met on Eater but it will be interesting to see what happens next. Are they going to combine our accounts or something? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:21 pm |
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would be fitting, as im fairly sure theres a combined IQ of 70 within this marriage.
Now go read your holy scriptures, Steward would not condone such marriage. Not until you have both been baptised in milk, holding the holy flame. We will need pictures. Until then you will be considered blasphemers |
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falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:26 pm |
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Huntington, you are obviously jealous. You know we Koreans have the highest IQs in the world. Besides, Korean girls are very pretty. |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:44 pm |
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| Besides, Korean girls are very pretty. |
Hey, how you doin' |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:52 pm |
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Steward (Blessed be his name) has returned!!!
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=181789 |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth.  Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:00 pm |
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Fartina, thanks for telling. I'll always remember it was you who brought the news. Don't cry anymore.
I'm only wondering why he didn't return on this thread. Have we done something wrong? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:21 pm |
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N.O.R.A.
Your prophesy has come to pass. The other 2 threads have been locked. It seems as though we are being persecuted for our belief in Steward or perhaps it is his will that us believers remain in this thread.
Steward knows all. We must trust in him and hope that he will return to this thread, where we all eagerly await him. |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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