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MoutonBlanc
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 764
Location: Fort Knox
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:19 pm |
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This one from a barrister is so good I think I I will put it in my canned-response/good excuses/template :
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| How are you and the members of your family? i just want to let you know my wife just gave birth to a baby girl and am so happy.i didn't even go to work today because of the baby and she looks so much like her mum. How is your wife's health? i believe she's getting better please my regards to her. take care and God bless. |
I asked for a photo of the newborn. Let's see how long I can keep him off-script. |
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I am so sorry for i know am the person delaying your Fund here in Nigeria (H0nest K0ffi)
I am not overwhelmed by your action to make me suffer. (P4nagi0tis K0lli4s)
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AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT A MAN OF YOUR CANNIBAL WILL DO ANYTHING TO HOT THE FEELING OF HUMANS (4ndr3 L4lumi3re)
I HAVE BEEN HAVING PATIENCE WITH YOU AND YOU ARE PUSHING ME TO WALL, GO FUCK YOUR SELF (J0hn W35T)
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:29 pm |
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Lying.
I've had a few lads do that to me. One of them even asked for a present for his newborn son. What? I couldn't send something? No problem, I could send a WU payment instead so he could buy something for his little boy. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:40 pm |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:20 pm |
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Marriage, birth, arm rubbery, sickness, death, funeral, ... lies.
An excuse I sometimes believe is power/network outages. |
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Happy_Slacker
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 291
Location: Location: Location:
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:12 pm |
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I'm shocked that no one voted that he is telling the truth. He might be actually.
Then again, I also voted that he's lying. Teehee!  |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:27 pm |
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Just to be different, but I'd be expecting a million details of the birth!  |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:57 pm |
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Of course he's telling the truth.
The line in my sig is from a barrister (barristers can't lie).
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| "Please this is not scam I swear to God that you will never regret knowing me." |
He's right. I've never regretted knowing him. (he'sregretted knowing me once or twice though) |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:11 pm |
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Based on the fact that he took the time to type something out, odds are he's lying. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:32 pm |
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Ask him what he named his baby boy and if he is going to have him circumcised. Carry on about how many children he wants to have and his hopes for them. How many wives he has or hope to have and what their names are.
This would be fun...
Yeah, I am sure he is lying. Ask him about his sleep now and any other items, like changing diapers and feeding schedules. No baby, just a way to try to suck you into the story and eventual release of cash.
He can even use the baby who would have a condition that defiles medical care to get you to send money.  |
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sam vimes
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Sep 2009
Posts: 52
Location: in my own little world.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:41 am |
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yes. i think he is telling porkies. tell him you have a load of old baby stuff he can have. send it to him. when he fails to receive them tell him a MR G0Mer picked them up from the local dhl office. ooooooo me chop you baby stuf. one love mr G. |
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Agent1002
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Feb 2010
Posts: 442
Location: USA
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:16 am |
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Is he lying? Is he a scammer? Is he a real Lawyer? Really, I don't understand why this is a poll.  |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:31 am |
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I voted before I even read the quote. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:34 am |
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Liar, liar plants fer hire! Lad! |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:02 am |
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We all know he's full of it, but ask for a photo anyway and see what you get. |
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